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ChainedRedone
11/06/18 4:42:40 PM
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Laserion
11/06/18 4:43:46 PM
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So, they are into animal stuff?
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Muffinz0rz
11/06/18 4:47:49 PM
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I too am annoyed by this
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kingdrake2
11/06/18 4:48:51 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
For the dog


he said dog, pitbulls, greyhounds and labradors best.
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ChainedRedone
11/06/18 5:03:57 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
For the dog


he said dog, pitbulls, greyhounds and labradors best.


Pitbulls aren't dogs. They're beasts
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Kitt
11/06/18 5:05:11 PM
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At least they're honest.
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Suchomimus
11/06/18 5:08:55 PM
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"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?
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Turtlebread
11/06/18 5:12:13 PM
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Suchomimus posted...
Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?


the average guy is unfuckable
the average girl is boring as fuck
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sktgamer_13dude
11/06/18 5:14:55 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
For the dog


he said dog, pitbulls, greyhounds and labradors best.


Pitbulls aren't dogs.

Well good to know that you dont know what youre talking about.
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OEIO999
11/06/18 5:17:00 PM
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It's even more hilarious, when you don't have a dog.
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OEIO999
11/06/18 5:18:09 PM
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Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?

Lol, office, it's Brooklyn 99 now homeboy.

But you forgot:

"Here for a good time, not a long time"
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HashtagTartarus
11/07/18 12:02:47 AM
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DarthAragorn
11/07/18 12:04:01 AM
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I love to travel and have fun!
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Muffinz0rz
11/07/18 3:37:54 PM
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Suchomimus posted...
Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?

Because most of them are bots
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ChainedRedone
11/07/18 3:38:59 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Suchomimus posted...
Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?

Because most of them are bots


Are you stuck in 2015 still?
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Muffinz0rz
11/07/18 3:45:43 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Suchomimus posted...
Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?

Because most of them are bots


Are you stuck in 2015 still?

They're not the "click here for webcam pics" bots, they're the "here's 'my' insta, send me cash" and/or insta hoes who just want follows
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DarthAragorn
11/07/18 7:37:13 PM
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I think it's less that they're bots and more that most girls on Tinder are just lazy and/or unoriginal as fuck
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Space_Man
11/07/18 7:39:19 PM
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Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?

My favorite is when girls put "full time mommy" as their job.
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TheBiggerWiggle
11/07/18 7:40:50 PM
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Yeah there are a bunch of basic bitches out there.
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DarthAragorn
11/07/18 7:42:37 PM
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They also don't need a bio because they can get limitless chad dick just by existing on tinder so why put effort into it
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/07/18 7:43:28 PM
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Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?


The adventures one actually intrigues me and the no trump supporters means she already has something in common with me.
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DrizztLink
11/07/18 7:47:28 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?


The adventures one actually intrigues me and the no trump supporters means she already has something in common with me.

I matched with a chick who used the "adventure" quote.

Bitch wimped out halfway through our first goblin fight.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/07/18 7:54:56 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?


The adventures one actually intrigues me and the no trump supporters means she already has something in common with me.

I matched with a chick who used the "adventure" quote.

Bitch wimped out halfway through our first goblin fight.


I have 4 machetes, so my first question would have been "how proficient are you at dual-wielding?"
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pkmnlord
11/07/18 8:26:54 PM
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Those types of profiles make me feel bad because my 12 year old german shepherd passed away last and I don't really feel ready for a new pet right now, so I feel left out simply because I don't have a fucking dog (clearly that's not the only reason, I know).
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DrizztLink
11/07/18 10:29:47 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
DrizztLink posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?


The adventures one actually intrigues me and the no trump supporters means she already has something in common with me.

I matched with a chick who used the "adventure" quote.

Bitch wimped out halfway through our first goblin fight.


I have 4 machetes, so my first question would have been "how proficient are you at dual-wielding?"

Are machetes classified as Simple, Martial, or Exotic?
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RchHomieQuanChi
11/07/18 10:34:25 PM
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Suchomimus posted...
"Proud mother to three furbabies"
"Fluent in sarcasm"
"Three tattoos and looking to get more"
"I'll lie about how we met"
"Not here for hookups"
"Let's go on adventures"
"Trump supporters swipe left"
"I'll never like you as much as my dog"
*random quote from The Office*

Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?


Tinder is the breeding ground for basic hoes.
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