Current Events > 22 y/o CONSERVATIVE Kid is LEAVING Washington cause NO ONE will DATE him!!

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Full Throttle
11/06/18 12:41:27 AM
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Does he look "22" to you? - Results (8 votes)
Yes
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No, he looks older
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No, he actually looks YOUNGER
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22 y/o Dante Bucci, who looks like he's aged 10 years, is a marketing student who live in Washington DC and in one of the most "hip" neighborhoods in the nation's capital..he describes himself as a clean-cut, well dressed and well spoken "attractive" guy who says women would love a guy like him as he's attracted to many beautiful women in his area..the only problem is, he's a TRUMP SUPPORTER and that's POISON in the city!!

The Republican kook is living in one of the most liberal cities in the country and his political views are kryptonite in the capital despite find himself attracted to liberal women.

He said "A lot of first dates, Not a lot of second dates. I think Donald Trump has a lot to do with that"

In his city, only 4% of people voted for Trump and it isn't good statitics for a young buck like him to be the rare conservative there.

And with midterms coming, him like other single conservative men who can't find love, finding romance is all but dead.

But he calls himself a supporter for abortion rights (with good reason) and gay marriage as he's a "moderate republican"

He starts off with that line RIGHT AWAY when he meets women and almost instantly they never want to see him again

Then came "Make America Date Again", an app for single conservative people to look up just conservative friendly people as it was created by 25 y/o Emily Moreno, who founded the state after speaking to friends who also said her dates are a deal breaker if they say they supported Trump. Since launching in mid October, it's had 20,000 downloads

One senior advisor to a Congress member said he's Gay and finds it challenging to meet men because "DC men are close minded" as the 31 y/o wants to be anonymous who calls himself a "minority within a minority within a minority". But he admits, the dislike is both ways as he wouldn't date a "hillary supporter" either.

As for Dante, he claims his dates always put him on a trial as to why he voted for Trump like it's for MURDER and he's lost friends because of who he is.

He works for a high profile conservative firm but is considering leaving Washington for good so he can go to a better area for people like him...like Texas.

Even though Dante supports more progressive policy on abortion and gay rights, he said jobs, immigration and a strong military should far outweigh any social agenda.

Dante says the only other option is to "lie who you voted for".

Does he look "22" to you?

Dante -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11/04/05/wire-5744046-1541308725-399_634x951.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11/04/05/wire-5744040-1541308723-911_634x422.jpg

A picture of him and his snout when he was younger

http://www.mfriends.org/w/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dante-newt-web-700x551.jpg

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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11/04/05/wire-5744044-1541308724-356_634x923.jpg
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SwordMaster13X
11/06/18 12:44:32 AM
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Dante looks like hes from the 80s
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sylverlolol
11/06/18 12:47:02 AM
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Man he really reminds me of someone famous...

...also LOL trump supporters
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Crazyman93
11/06/18 12:47:56 AM
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Kid looks like a future congressman
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gunplagirl
11/06/18 12:50:57 AM
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This is your daily reminder that if you're evil, you age like milk sat on the porch on a scorching summer day

Conservativism, not even once
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tamashiini
11/06/18 12:52:08 AM
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Alex P Keaton in the flesh
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Darklit_Minuet
11/06/18 12:52:10 AM
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Why doesn't he just stop being a garbage human being? That's a good way to get a date
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codey
11/06/18 12:53:46 AM
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Why would your opening line be anything about your politics lmao
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Mareen
11/06/18 12:54:01 AM
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This man looks 42 not 22.
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Butterfiles
11/06/18 12:54:57 AM
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i can think of few things less conducive to getting a date then by agreeing to be part of an article where you announce you are moving b/c no one will date you
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LinksLiege
11/06/18 12:57:44 AM
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His hair and clothes say adult but his face says "that one episode of rugrats where Tommy and Chuckie are grown-up but they have their baby heads on full-grown bodies."
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eggcorn
11/06/18 12:59:49 AM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why doesn't he just stop being a garbage human being? That's a good way to get a date

where exactly did you get that he was a garbage human being?
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Darklit_Minuet
11/06/18 11:12:21 AM
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eggcorn posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why doesn't he just stop being a garbage human being? That's a good way to get a date

where exactly did you get that he was a garbage human being?

Third word of the topic title
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eston
11/06/18 11:17:41 AM
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he describes himself as a clean-cut, well dressed and well spoken "attractive" guy who says women would love a guy like him as he's attracted to many beautiful women in his area

lmao

But he calls himself a supporter for abortion rights (with good reason) and gay marriage as he's a "moderate republican"

He starts off with that line RIGHT AWAY when he meets women and almost instantly they never want to see him again


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Irregardless
11/06/18 11:18:26 AM
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I imagine that won't help him
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A_Good_Boy
11/06/18 11:19:24 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
He starts off with that line RIGHT AWAY when he meets women and almost instantly they never want to see him again

Lol what an idiot. Why starts off dates with their political views? This dude sounds pretty boring an uninteresting, no wonder he can't get second dates.
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Caution999
11/06/18 11:22:26 AM
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SwordMaster13X posted...
Dante looks like hes from the 80s


Right? I get a Michael J Fox vibe
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Crazyman93
11/06/18 7:54:06 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
eggcorn posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why doesn't he just stop being a garbage human being? That's a good way to get a date

where exactly did you get that he was a garbage human being?

Third word of the topic title

If you judge someone on that alone, I'd say you're a pretty garbage human being.
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TiamatLover
11/06/18 7:56:24 PM
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I think being an incel is a bigger problem for him than being a conservative...
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Darklit_Minuet
11/06/18 9:28:34 PM
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TiamatLover posted...
I think being an incel is a bigger problem for him than being a conservative...

There's no difference lmao
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Broseph_Stalin
11/06/18 9:29:43 PM
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why does every young republican look like reviewbrah
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lincoln002
11/06/18 9:40:38 PM
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What kind of moron brings up politics and abortion up on first dates. Meeting someone for the first time should be mysterious and fun, not dull and cut throat. He can easily get laid if he actually had some real game.
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renasunflash
11/06/18 10:59:24 PM
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Yikes. As if his political views werent enough of a deterrent, he dresses like a used car salesman. His only hopes of finding a date are to get rich and / or famous. I guess having a news article about oneself would help, normally, if it werent about how pathetic he is ...
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Vyrulisse
11/06/18 11:01:01 PM
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Who the fuck talks about politics on a first date?
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CasualGuy
11/06/18 11:03:05 PM
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He's not ugly

But mentioning politics on a first date, especially right away is a big red flag no matter your stance.
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catboy0_0
11/06/18 11:13:19 PM
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LMAO
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Malcrasternus
11/08/18 12:52:23 AM
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Daaaaaamn Dante, storming out of DC
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Damn_Underscore
11/08/18 1:11:25 AM
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reviewbrah's cousin
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fuzzylittlbunny
11/08/18 1:40:37 AM
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Isn't there that acronym on what not to discuss on a first date?

Religion
Age
Politics
Exes (Ex's? Exs?)

...You probably shouldn't discuss the acronym itself either.
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FvP
11/08/18 1:46:43 AM
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Looks slimy, just like the president
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mrduckbear
11/08/18 10:14:56 PM
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most say NO
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yusiko
11/08/18 10:20:34 PM
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well yeah if you do bad things like support trump and then talk about how proud you are to do those bad things on a date no one will want to date you
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