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No_U_L7
11/03/18 10:40:41 PM
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waitress somehow managed to screw up both our water orders...how hard can it be?
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SF_Okami
11/03/18 10:41:53 PM
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Did she forget the water part
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Thunder_Armor
11/03/18 10:42:13 PM
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Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
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No_U_L7
11/03/18 10:46:14 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?


i know what i want, what is wrong about asking for it?
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Kajagogo
11/03/18 10:48:56 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
waitress somehow managed to screw up both our water orders.


How did she mess it up?
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No_U_L7
11/03/18 10:49:41 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
waitress somehow managed to screw up both our water orders.


How did she mess it up?


she brought us both water, ice and lemon
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bevan306
11/03/18 10:49:57 PM
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waitress, there's a lemon in my water!
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Garioshi
11/03/18 10:50:14 PM
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ice is just cold water
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Kajagogo
11/03/18 10:51:38 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Kajagogo posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
waitress somehow managed to screw up both our water orders.


How did she mess it up?


she brought us both water, ice and lemon


So give your friend your lemon, and well your friend will just have to suck it up...or wait until the ice melts, then It will be all water anyways.

Bam, easy fix, wipe away your tears.
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No_U_L7
11/03/18 10:52:34 PM
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Kajagogo posted...


So give your friend your lemon, and well your friend will just have to suck it up...or wait until the ice melts, then It will be all water anyways.

Bam, easy fix, wipe away your tears.


once the sitrus flavor gets into the water, it no longer matters if the lemon is removed...

that is neither a fix nor easy
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WhoAltisitneway
11/03/18 10:52:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
waitress somehow managed to screw up both our water orders...how hard can it be?


She fucks up an order that bad, and I bet they still brought her in for a 2nd interview.
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Burgess
11/03/18 10:53:51 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Kajagogo posted...


So give your friend your lemon, and well your friend will just have to suck it up...or wait until the ice melts, then It will be all water anyways.

Bam, easy fix, wipe away your tears.


once the sitrus flavor gets into the water, it no longer matters if the lemon is removed...

that is neither a fix nor easy


The what flavor
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Turbam
11/03/18 10:55:40 PM
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Burgess posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Kajagogo posted...


So give your friend your lemon, and well your friend will just have to suck it up...or wait until the ice melts, then It will be all water anyways.

Bam, easy fix, wipe away your tears.


once the sitrus flavor gets into the water, it no longer matters if the lemon is removed...

that is neither a fix nor easy


The what flavor

Don't tell me you've never had raw sitrus?
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Burgess
11/03/18 10:56:22 PM
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The what.
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Pancake
11/03/18 10:58:41 PM
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you know, sitrus. the stuff in all those vitamin c-rich fruits.
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Kajagogo
11/03/18 11:00:33 PM
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Sitrus berries have a smooth taste, and they heal 25% of your energy.
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DevsBro
11/03/18 11:00:55 PM
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Guys come on this is basic stuff. Limons, lymes and arenges are all sitrus fruits.
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Kajagogo
11/03/18 11:01:41 PM
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Or do you mean citrus...with a C.

Citrus.
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/03/18 11:03:35 PM
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Joke topic. We all know you dont have any friends
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uwnim
11/03/18 11:03:44 PM
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Citrus, not sitrus. And the flavor comes from citric acid.
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AvantgardeAClue
11/03/18 11:09:11 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?


I see the way you're
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Burgess
11/03/18 11:11:54 PM
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Seriously though he's so thirsty he would have taken anything she brought.
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Tupacrulez
11/03/18 11:27:51 PM
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And even she got fuckin hired.

Even she got a 2nd fuckin interview son.
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Kajagogo
11/03/18 11:41:11 PM
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Tupacrulez posted...
And even she got fuckin hired.

Even she got a 2nd fuckin interview son.


She probably wore a nice peacoat.
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