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Vegy
11/03/18 9:55:55 PM
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I told all my family last year on new year dat i'd have a girlfriend next time we all met on thanksgiving but things haven't worked out yet

Ok, make sure to not choose a pic of a girl who's super hella hot. Go for average or maybe above average, like girl next door type okay. I told dem you play video games, can tolerate football, your parents live in canada, and
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hotcegaI
11/03/18 9:57:04 PM
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I'd rather cuddle a female bear after I kick her cubs in front of her
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Vegy
11/03/18 9:57:38 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
I'd rather cuddle a female bear after I kick her cubs in front of her

can you have someone video tape dat pls
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VandorLee
11/03/18 9:58:27 PM
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This is sad. Makes me feel better though.
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SquirrelyDan
11/03/18 10:33:23 PM
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I'll do it. Am I a redhead? Brunette? Blonde? How old am I? Do I work? Where do I live? I need my back story, mang.
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Mareen
11/03/18 10:34:50 PM
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How much are you paying me?
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Flockaveli
11/03/18 10:36:00 PM
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Why it gotta be a girlfriend? Your family homophobic?
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Vegy
11/04/18 1:39:07 AM
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VandorLee posted...
This is sad. Makes me feel better though.

dats what im here for

SquirrelyDan posted...
I'll do it. Am I a redhead? Brunette? Blonde? How old am I? Do I work? Where do I live? I need my back story, mang.

lets go with brunette, you figure all dat other stuff yourself

Mareen posted...
How much are you paying me?

like nothing

Flockaveli posted...
Why it gotta be a girlfriend? Your family homophobic?

because i'm into women
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