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Bass_X0
11/02/18 2:19:58 PM
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Dog eats mans entire penis and man passes out from pain.

Dog ends up being put down.

So the moral of the story is...?
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Caution999
11/02/18 2:20:31 PM
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moral of the story is to never click on one of your topics again.
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Irregardless
11/02/18 2:20:33 PM
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Chicken
11/02/18 2:20:58 PM
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Peanut butter is best served between slices of bread with the jam of your choosing.
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eston
11/02/18 2:21:40 PM
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Vicious_Dios
11/02/18 2:22:00 PM
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Can you imagine telling that story at a bar?
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Bass_X0
11/02/18 2:24:06 PM
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Caution999 posted...
moral of the story is to never click on one of your topics again.


What were you expecting from the title?
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Caution999
11/02/18 2:26:14 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Caution999 posted...
moral of the story is to never click on one of your topics again.


What were you expecting from the title?


you know...

I ...don't know O_o
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CosmicShadows
11/02/18 2:28:00 PM
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Inb4 certain meme. <_<
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EnragedSlith
11/02/18 2:29:03 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Inb4 certain meme. <_<

the dog was later destroyed
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HashtagTartarus
11/02/18 7:31:27 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
11/02/18 7:32:16 PM
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slimfizzle2
11/02/18 7:32:52 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
The moral is start with a finger first.

Finger my penis
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HashtagTartarus
11/02/18 7:33:54 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
The moral is start with a finger first.

Finger my penis


Digital sounding is barbaric.
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PhazonReborn
11/02/18 7:46:16 PM
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Caution999 posted...
moral of the story is to never click on one of your topics again.

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Tyranthraxus
11/02/18 7:47:30 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Dog eats mans entire penis and man passes out from pain.

Dog ends up being put down.

So the moral of the story is...?


Sometimes a story doesn't have a moral. Sometimes a story is just sad and disgusting from beginning to end
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Touch
11/02/18 7:47:40 PM
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Penis butter
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andel
11/02/18 7:47:48 PM
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that man was tc
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SageHarpuia
11/02/18 7:48:53 PM
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The movie was called Dumb and Dumber for a reason
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Flintlock_Staff
11/02/18 8:00:08 PM
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First we had hot dogs now peanut butter
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Manocheese
11/02/18 9:10:45 PM
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RIP man covers

Bass_X0 posted...
So the moral of the story is...?

Don't put 97 grams of peanut butter on your penis.
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awesome999
11/02/18 9:17:19 PM
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Someone once told me that vacuuming your penis feels good

That's gross and I've never done it and never will but I won't lie that I'm not curious about the feeling

I'll put this on the list
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Lil_Bit83
11/02/18 9:19:46 PM
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Why was the dog put down for the man's creepy kink?
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GiftedACIII
11/02/18 9:30:41 PM
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Rip man covers shot up to 99 peanut butter penisea
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SpiralDrift
11/02/18 9:45:30 PM
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Perhaps he should have fed the dog first so it would have less of an imperative to actually eat his dick.

RIP man's penis

RIP destroyed dog
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Manocheese
11/02/18 10:28:03 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Rip man covers shot up to 99 peanut butter penisea

LMAO

SpiralDrift posted...
RIP man's penis

RIP destroyed dog

ROFL
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Vol2tex
11/02/18 10:29:05 PM
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Vol2tex
11/03/18 11:08:00 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Why was the dog put down for the man's creepy kink?

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Endofall
11/05/18 5:36:35 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Dog eats mans entire penis and man passes out from pain.

Dog ends up being put down.

So the moral of the story is...?

Bestiality causes problems
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