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MonkeySee
10/30/18 6:18:24 PM
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If I know them, I'll give it a shot. With all the passion I can muster.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/30/18 6:18:59 PM
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Santeria [Sublime]
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catboy0_0
10/30/18 6:19:05 PM
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three blind mice
itsy bitsy spider
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one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee
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YookaLaylee
10/30/18 6:25:14 PM
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HiddenLurker
10/30/18 6:31:00 PM
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Any song by William Hung.
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Metua
10/30/18 6:32:28 PM
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 7:00:57 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Santeria [Sublime]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFbRTXiMjN

Ouch. I knew the song, but I realized I didn't actually know a bunch of the words. Tried using Google for lyrics, but it still didn't sound right. Too lazy to try a third take. Sublime successfully butchered.

YookaLaylee posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3tfVjGCQ8" data-time="

Sorry to deprive you of the pleasure of listening to me massacre Whitney Houston, but I'm uncultured enough not to know this song. And lazy enough not to bother trying to learn it only to use it to make a fool of myself.
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Vicious_Dios
10/30/18 7:01:57 PM
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My heart will go on - Celine Dion
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Rimmer_Dall
10/30/18 7:04:30 PM
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, (bothered for a rhyme)
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy (bothered for a rhyme)
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 7:05:21 PM
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Jail house rap by the fat boys
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 7:19:29 PM
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Metua posted...
Under Pressure

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzRIiZkSBB

Ugh.
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Metua
10/30/18 7:35:49 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
Metua posted...
Under Pressure

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzRIiZkSBB

Ugh.


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GAMERCAMRY
10/30/18 7:37:17 PM
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Rap God
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Vegy's boyfriend
They call him Vegy, I call him Daddy
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addled
10/30/18 7:50:57 PM
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Strangers in the Night
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Practice random acts of mindlessness.
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 7:55:21 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
My heart will go on - Celine Dion

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UMlAMU71RR

You found my natural nemeses. The letter "s", and of course singing.
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TiamatLover
10/30/18 7:58:13 PM
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Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"
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Vicious_Dios
10/30/18 8:00:51 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
My heart will go on - Celine Dion

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UMlAMU71RR

You found my natural nemeses. The letter "s", and of course singing.


That was beautiful. ;_;
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 8:10:44 PM
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TiamatLover posted...
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1itmK28WhN8

If I must.
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:11:32 PM
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Pirate_Harris posted...
Jail house rap by the fat boys

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Houston
10/30/18 8:13:33 PM
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I Knew I Loved You by Savage Garden
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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
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YookaLaylee
10/30/18 8:19:45 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Santeria [Sublime]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFbRTXiMjN

Ouch. I knew the song, but I realized I didn't actually know a bunch of the words. Tried using Google for lyrics, but it still didn't sound right. Too lazy to try a third take. Sublime successfully butchered.

YookaLaylee posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3tfVjGCQ8" data-time="

Sorry to deprive you of the pleasure of listening to me massacre Whitney Houston, but I'm uncultured enough not to know this song. And lazy enough not to bother trying to learn it only to use it to make a fool of myself.

How about this instead? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow" data-time="

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Superlinkbro
10/30/18 8:21:14 PM
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:23:00 PM
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If the fat boys are too hard to sing too then sing stfu by joji
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 8:24:20 PM
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Houston posted...
I Knew I Loved You by Savage Garden

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cP1PCoj5sI

Loved Savage Garden back in the day. Been a long time since I've heard that song.
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 8:41:44 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
MonkeySee posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Santeria [Sublime]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFbRTXiMjN

Ouch. I knew the song, but I realized I didn't actually know a bunch of the words. Tried using Google for lyrics, but it still didn't sound right. Too lazy to try a third take. Sublime successfully butchered.

YookaLaylee posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3tfVjGCQ8" data-time="

Sorry to deprive you of the pleasure of listening to me massacre Whitney Houston, but I'm uncultured enough not to know this song. And lazy enough not to bother trying to learn it only to use it to make a fool of myself.

How about this instead? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow" data-time="

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSvhdfklJg
Well, I guess at least it's not Christina Aguilera.
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:43:01 PM
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Out of touch by hall and Oates
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TiamatLover
10/30/18 8:43:08 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
TiamatLover posted...
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1itmK28WhN8

If I must.


Not as bad as your topic title lead me to believe. Biggest issue is the timing being a bit off.
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Houston
10/30/18 8:49:53 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
Houston posted...
I Knew I Loved You by Savage Garden

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cP1PCoj5sI

Loved Savage Garden back in the day. Been a long time since I've heard that song.


Nice! You nailed it at the end when you sang "been waiting alll my liiifeee"
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OffTempo
10/30/18 8:53:35 PM
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Bad Idea - Uncleanathann

You have to sing it fully.
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22 GOLDBERG why meeeeee WHY MEEEEEEEEEE
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 9:01:35 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3FiKf09M" data-time="

https://vocaroo.com/i/s09o9LNSOl5L

Pirate_Harris posted...
Out of touch by hall and Oates

I'm sorry man, we're just not connecting musically. I don't know these songs. I have enough trouble singing songs that I know, ffs.

TiamatLover posted...
MonkeySee posted...
TiamatLover posted...
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1itmK28WhN8

If I must.


Not as bad as your topic title lead me to believe. Biggest issue is the timing being a bit off.

I've been ashamed of my voice all my life so I've tried to avoid even talking, let alone singing. Recently I've been trying to be less self-conscious and do some practicing, because it's a shame to waste the instrument you've been given. I'm not holding my breath for ever being anything worth listening to, but I like to think if I practice enough that I can bring myself up to some sort of competence eventually. And it feels nice to let loose and not care what people think. Cathartic, kinda.

Houston posted...
Nice! You nailed it at the end when you sang "been waiting alll my liiifeee"

Haha yeah, I probably should have done a few more takes to do a little better on the verse, but I was excited about that. Was expecting the falsetto to be far more embarrassing, not the highlight. Thanks for the kind words.
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 9:04:18 PM
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Fine fine

In the air tonight by Phil Collins
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YookaLaylee
10/30/18 9:06:06 PM
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MonkeySee posted...

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSvhdfklJg
Well, I guess at least it's not Christina Aguilera.

Nice lol
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 9:35:23 PM
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Pirate_Harris posted...
Fine fine

In the air tonight by Phil Collins

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wIcYRog0PM

Eh. I wish I could borrow Phil Collins' vocal effects (and drums) to hide my voice a little. I think this sucks almost exactly as much as you would expect it to. Not one whit more or less.
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 9:38:00 PM
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Bye bye bye By Nsync

Never mind
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 9:50:45 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
Fine fine

In the air tonight by Phil Collins

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wIcYRog0PM

Eh. I wish I could borrow Phil Collins' vocal effects (and drums) to hide my voice a little. I think this sucks almost exactly as much as you would expect it to. Not one whit more or less.

Pretty good
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frogman_295
10/30/18 9:53:12 PM
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started cracking up and closed tab after first "oh lord"

well done.
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MonkeySee
10/30/18 10:03:26 PM
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Pirate_Harris posted...
Bye bye bye By Nsync

Never mind

https://vocaroo.com/i/s11vs3t4ZaOm

Bonus JT: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wwLYEyxbcz

frogman_295 posted...
started cracking up and closed tab after first "oh lord"

well done.

frogman_295, someday when I'm a world-famous pop star, you'll be able to say you knew me when I was just MonkeySee from gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 10:09:35 PM
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MonkeySee posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
Bye bye bye By Nsync

Never mind

https://vocaroo.com/i/s11vs3t4ZaOm

Bonus JT: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wwLYEyxbcz

frogman_295 posted...
started cracking up and closed tab after first "oh lord"

well done.

frogman_295, someday when I'm a world-famous pop star, you'll be able to say you knew me when I was just MonkeySee from gamefaqs.gamespot.com

Hey that's pretty good
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