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Peter_Griffin33
10/30/18 12:41:06 PM
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Do you do it through the pants, or do you find a secluded spot to unzip and get right to the flesh to cure the problem?
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C_Pain
10/30/18 12:42:30 PM
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If I'm in public I don't. If home I go in the pants and then sniff afterwards. Me gusta.
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Peter_Griffin33
10/30/18 3:31:56 PM
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C_Pain posted...
If I'm in public I don't. If home I go in the pants and then sniff afterwards. Me gusta.

Why would you sniff when you can smell already from so far away
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Lost_All_Senses
10/30/18 3:32:51 PM
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C_Pain posted...
If I'm in public I don't. If home I go in the pants and then sniff afterwards. Me gusta.

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yusiko_is_smexy
10/30/18 3:34:40 PM
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with a hairbrush
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monkmith
10/30/18 3:46:36 PM
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bend over and rub them against trees, bear style.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/30/18 3:47:31 PM
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You do it stealthy by putting your hand in your pocket
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ALLCAPSNOSPACES
10/30/18 3:47:49 PM
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with your moms teeth
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eston
10/30/18 3:48:13 PM
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Peter_Griffin33
10/30/18 3:50:00 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
You do it stealthy by putting your hand in your pocket

Stop playing pocket pool
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Stabwound
10/30/18 3:53:07 PM
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A scratch with a bristle hair brush is sooo relieving.
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Freddie_Mercury
10/30/18 3:54:17 PM
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pinch and rub
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Peter_Griffin33
10/30/18 4:48:39 PM
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Anyone ever think how cool it would be to train a sloth to scratch your sack of sanctity
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monkmith
10/30/18 6:33:51 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Anyone ever think how cool it would be to train a sloth to scratch your sack of sanctity

they have massive claws and it would take an hour for them to respond to the command though...
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Touch
10/30/18 6:34:48 PM
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Aggressively
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/30/18 6:35:10 PM
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Touch posted...
Aggressively

TOUCH
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Peter_Griffin33
10/30/18 6:52:48 PM
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monkmith posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Anyone ever think how cool it would be to train a sloth to scratch your sack of sanctity

they have massive claws and it would take an hour for them to respond to the command though...

they arent that slow and shame on you for thinking that
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VandorLee
10/30/18 6:53:37 PM
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ALLCAPSNOSPACES posted...
with your moms teeth

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apocalyptic_4
10/30/18 6:55:04 PM
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I'll itch wherever whenever.

If it's bad I'll stick my hands in my pants I've done it in public in a quicky sometimes.
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monkmith
10/30/18 8:04:59 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
monkmith posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Anyone ever think how cool it would be to train a sloth to scratch your sack of sanctity

they have massive claws and it would take an hour for them to respond to the command though...

they arent that slow and shame on you for thinking that

they also smell... think uncleaned guys locker room.
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TheOlJollyRoger
10/30/18 8:05:33 PM
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With an over mitt covered in shark skin
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Paragon21XX
10/30/18 8:10:16 PM
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Peter_Griffin33
10/30/18 9:14:46 PM
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monkmith posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
monkmith posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Anyone ever think how cool it would be to train a sloth to scratch your sack of sanctity

they have massive claws and it would take an hour for them to respond to the command though...

they arent that slow and shame on you for thinking that

they also smell... think uncleaned guys locker room.

so do my balls
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