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FFVII_REMAKE
10/28/18 11:55:58 PM
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So... what's this about short manlets not getting any again?
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Shadowplay
10/28/18 11:56:52 PM
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Their child will be a specialist in magical creatures.
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DrizztLink
10/28/18 11:57:31 PM
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dave_is_slick
10/28/18 11:58:27 PM
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Gotta ask him how he did it!
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Pepys Monster
10/28/18 11:59:50 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Gotta ask him how he did it!

He probably left the house and mingled with women.
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dave_is_slick
10/29/18 12:00:21 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Gotta ask him how he did it!

He probably left the house and mingled with women.

True, so at least I'm good on that front.
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Chicken_Butt
10/29/18 12:00:52 AM
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The truth, pal, is... Listen. Sit down, take a load off.

The truth is this: Women don't care if you're rich, poor, short, tall, dumb, smart, driving a hatchback or a Ferrari (sidenote: There are way too many women who cannot identify a Ferrari. They think any fast-looking, fancy car is a Ferrari)...

As long as you're smoking hot, you can be anything else. Looks > all. Looks >>>> everything. Your height, your job, your dong size, none of that means a fucking thing when you're drop-dead gorgeous. You could be a drunk-by-2-PM, no-job-having, woman-beating piece of shit, and as long as you're sexy, you will have no trouble finding a lady to spend your time on.

And before you think I'm being sexist, it's pretty much the same for guys. Looks >>>> everything else. It doesn't matter if she can't cook, doesn't work, has kids from another father, is 6'10... If she's hot, or even if she's just average, she will have a man.

We, as a people, value appearances far more than either side wants to admit, but that's the truth. The plain ugly truth.
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matty_s
10/29/18 12:01:11 AM
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No you didnt. You made this topic to feel better about your 47 self
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Trickfinger
10/29/18 12:01:50 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
The truth, pal, is... Listen. Sit down, take a load off.

The truth is this: Women don't care if you're rich, poor, short, tall, dumb, smart, driving a hatchback or a Ferrari (sidenote: There are way too many women who cannot identify a Ferrari. They think any fast-looking, fancy car is a Ferrari)...

As long as you're smoking hot, you can be anything else. Looks > all. Looks >>>> everything. Your height, your job, your dong size, none of that means a fucking thing when you're drop-dead gorgeous. You could be a drunk-by-2-PM, no-job-having, woman-beating piece of shit, and as long as you're sexy, you will have no trouble finding a lady to spend your time on.

And before you think I'm being sexist, it's pretty much the same for guys. Looks >>>> everything else. It doesn't matter if she can't cook, doesn't work, has kids from another father, is 6'10... If she's hot, or even if she's just average, she will have a man.

We, as a people, value appearances far more than either side wants to admit, but that's the truth. The plain ugly truth.

personality > everything else. ugly guys get girls if they have game.
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hotcegaI
10/29/18 12:03:56 AM
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As disgusting as the career choice is, prostitutes exist.
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dave_is_slick
10/29/18 12:06:26 AM
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matty_s posted...
No you didnt. You made this topic to feel better about your 47 self

It's possible though. I was at the mall and while they weren't the most attractive couple out there, dude was with someone way taller than him.
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FFVII_REMAKE
10/29/18 12:22:34 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
The truth, pal, is... Listen. Sit down, take a load off.

The truth is this: Women don't care if you're rich, poor, short, tall, dumb, smart, driving a hatchback or a Ferrari (sidenote: There are way too many women who cannot identify a Ferrari. They think any fast-looking, fancy car is a Ferrari)...

As long as you're smoking hot, you can be anything else. Looks > all. Looks >>>> everything. Your height, your job, your dong size, none of that means a fucking thing when you're drop-dead gorgeous. You could be a drunk-by-2-PM, no-job-having, woman-beating piece of shit, and as long as you're sexy, you will have no trouble finding a lady to spend your time on.

And before you think I'm being sexist, it's pretty much the same for guys. Looks >>>> everything else. It doesn't matter if she can't cook, doesn't work, has kids from another father, is 6'10... If she's hot, or even if she's just average, she will have a man.

We, as a people, value appearances far more than either side wants to admit, but that's the truth. The plain ugly truth.


So... uglies should just date uglies even if they have a great personality.
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OpenlyGator
10/29/18 3:06:03 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
The truth, pal, is... Listen. Sit down, take a load off.

The truth is this: Women don't care if you're rich, poor, short, tall, dumb, smart, driving a hatchback or a Ferrari (sidenote: There are way too many women who cannot identify a Ferrari. They think any fast-looking, fancy car is a Ferrari)...

As long as you're smoking hot, you can be anything else. Looks > all. Looks >>>> everything. Your height, your job, your dong size, none of that means a fucking thing when you're drop-dead gorgeous. You could be a drunk-by-2-PM, no-job-having, woman-beating piece of shit, and as long as you're sexy, you will have no trouble finding a lady to spend your time on.

Height(size) is part of your looks.
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