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apolloooo
10/27/18 3:32:58 AM
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So many virgins on this board, so I thought Id give you guys some insight into my day to day life then maybe you can crush some puss. I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. Thats just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mothering fountains. Made the beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now Im sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ****ots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Apollo out.
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thronedfire2
10/27/18 3:34:44 AM
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Oh ok
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apolloooo
10/27/18 3:41:34 AM
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Mberer posted...
Oh no Apollo watchu doing

Cos i wake up feeling so horny
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catboy0_0
10/27/18 3:42:32 AM
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apolloooo posted...
So many virgins on this board, so I thought Id give you guys some insight into my day to day life then maybe you can crush some puss. I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. Thats just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mothering fountains. Made the beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now Im sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ****ots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Apollo out.

LgKfrJG
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legendarylemur
10/27/18 3:42:33 AM
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I can only do 5999 push ups. I'm trying really hard to go over the 6000 to finally be rid of my virginity but it's tough
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Turtlebread
10/27/18 4:01:35 AM
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you said you went to the gym in a ferrari but you 'hopped back in the lambo'?
fake as fuck
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catboy0_0
10/27/18 4:16:09 AM
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by CE's standards, I've already gotten laid
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apolloooo
10/27/18 4:17:29 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
apolloooo posted...
So many virgins on this board, so I thought Id give you guys some insight into my day to day life then maybe you can crush some puss. I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. Thats just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mothering fountains. Made the beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now Im sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ****ots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Apollo out.

LgKfrJG

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Turtlebread posted...
you said you went to the gym in a ferrari but you 'hopped back in the lambo'?
fake as fuck

I have my lambo pre-parked before obviously
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catboy0_0
10/27/18 4:18:29 AM
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strike me down and CE becomes more powerful
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Harpie
10/27/18 4:23:20 AM
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omg take me daddy
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catboy0_0
10/27/18 4:25:17 AM
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Harpie posted...
omg take me daddy

eww gross get outta hare
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