Current Events > bros: how boring would CE become overnight if everyone here got hella laid???

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Rad_Chad 10/26/18 5:46:58 PM #1:	imagine all the people here getting totes laid one day. - Results (15 votes) it'd be a fucking ghosttown, bro. tumbleweed and all. perspectives would be changed on a lot of stuff. 26.67% (4 votes) 4 it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable. 26.67% (4 votes) 4 nothing would change much because that's only a small piece of a bigger puzzle 46.67% (7 votes) 7 real talk, bros and broettes and bowsettes: how much do you think CE's dynamic would shift if everyone. like even the least likely dudes. got laid overnight. and not like hookers or dumb loser shit like that. i mean somebody they wanted to fuck was like "let's bone, dawg" and then they did. i think the fringies would all chill and this place'd be total fire for a while <3 --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911222440] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote> imagine all the people here getting totes laid one day. - Results (15 votes) it'd be a fucking ghosttown, bro. tumbleweed and all. perspectives would be changed on a lot of stuff. 26.67% (4 votes) 4 it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable. 26.67% (4 votes) 4 nothing would change much because that's only a small piece of a bigger puzzle 46.67% (7 votes) 7 real talk, bros and broettes and bowsettes: how much do you think CE's dynamic would shift if everyone. like even the least likely dudes. got laid overnight. and not like hookers or dumb loser shit like that. i mean somebody they wanted to fuck was like "let's bone, dawg" and then they did. i think the fringies would all chill and this place'd be total fire for a while <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 10/26/18 5:49:24 PM #2:	Then we'd all bitch about how we'd rather play video games than get laid. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:911222544] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>Then we'd all bitch about how we'd rather play video games than get laid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 10/26/18 5:49:53 PM #3:	I need to get laid tbh --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyUV1eyETtc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:911222571] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>I need to get laid tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 5:50:35 PM #4:	Carlbertomfg posted... Then we'd all bitch about how we'd rather play video games than get laid. why not do both?? i mean, get your stick thumbed while using a thumbstick. m i rite?!?! --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911222601] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote>Then we'd all bitch about how we'd rather play video games than get laid.</quote> why not do both?? i mean, get your stick thumbed while using a thumbstick. m i rite?!?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unimpressed 10/26/18 5:51:27 PM #5:	Trollin would be a thing of the past, the usual suspects wouldn't get so riled up if they had a skank to bone --- By Whining <cite>Unimpressed posted [p:911222652] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>Trollin would be a thing of the past, the usual suspects wouldn't get so riled up if they had a skank to bone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 10/26/18 5:51:32 PM #6:	Not much would change as many people would switch their gimmicks to pretending to be desparate virgins instead of actually being desperate virgins. --- #40 Henrik Zetterberg <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:911222658] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>Not much would change as many people would switch their gimmicks to pretending to be desparate virgins instead of actually being desperate virgins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 10/26/18 5:52:48 PM #7:	Rad_Chad posted... it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable. lmao if you think this --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:911222723] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rad_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable.</quote> lmao if you think this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/26/18 5:54:55 PM #8:	catboy0_0 posted... Rad_Chad posted... it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable. lmao if you think this That stopped me from picking that option --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:911222827] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Rad_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable.</quote> lmao if you think this</quote> That stopped me from picking that option</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/26/18 5:56:10 PM #9:	I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting. --- I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right. Now playing: Fortnite (NS), Stardew Valley, Tales of Symphonia: DotNW, Borderlands <cite>MrMallard posted [p:911222893] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 5:57:21 PM #10:	catboy0_0 posted... Rad_Chad posted... it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable. lmao if you think this i really don't but i wanted some rays of positivity raining down on us all. it's probably like "my mom says im cool and i finally believe her and stuff! time to trade in the sweatsuit for skinny jeans and a sick oneill shirt" --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911222954] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Rad_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable.</quote> lmao if you think this</quote> i really don't but i wanted some rays of positivity raining down on us all. it's probably like "my mom says im cool and i finally believe her and stuff! time to trade in the sweatsuit for skinny jeans and a sick oneill shirt"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 5:58:53 PM #11:	Lost_All_Senses posted... catboy0_0 posted... Rad_Chad posted... it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable. lmao if you think this That stopped me from picking that option well... even so "way more chill" could just be going from completely batshit crazy to "you dont needa be in the mental hospital"... like cricket from always sunny vs. dennis from always sunny. they are both fucking brutal but one is clearly a lot worse. --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911223024] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Rad_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>it'd be packed with humblebrag topics but way more chill and reasonable.</quote> lmao if you think this</quote> That stopped me from picking that option</quote> well... even so "way more chill" could just be going from completely batshit crazy to "you dont needa be in the mental hospital"... like cricket from always sunny vs. dennis from always sunny. they are both fucking brutal but one is clearly a lot worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unimpressed 10/26/18 5:59:07 PM #12:	MrMallard posted... I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting. Imagine if 462, Milkman, Hoth, Damn_Underscore, and HypnoCoosh actually managed to get laid? --- By Whining <cite>Unimpressed posted [p:911223032] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrMallard posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting.</quote> Imagine if 462, Milkman, Hoth, Damn_Underscore, and HypnoCoosh actually managed to get laid?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 6:00:11 PM #13:	ponder this, bros: what percentage of CE will never have consensual sex? --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911223094] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>ponder this, bros: what percentage of CE will never have consensual sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unimpressed 10/26/18 6:07:17 PM #14:	Rad_Chad posted... ponder this, bros: what percentage of CE will never have consensual sex? Well, there have been many advancements in sexbots recently. Surely some SJW will program one with the requirement of asking permission before boning. ~~Even then, I could name more than one CEman who could have the dubious honor of being the first person rejected by a sexbot.~~ --- By Whining <cite>Unimpressed posted [p:911223513] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rad_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>ponder this, bros: what percentage of CE will never have consensual sex?</quote> Well, there have been many advancements in sexbots recently. Surely some SJW will program one with the requirement of asking permission before boning. Even then, I could name more than one CEman who could have the dubious honor of being the first person rejected by a sexbot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/26/18 6:09:06 PM #15:	Unimpressed posted... MrMallard posted... I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting. Imagine if 462, Milkman, Hoth, Damn_Underscore, and HypnoCoosh actually managed to get laid? They would still find a way to ruin CE. --- I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right. Now playing: Fortnite (NS), Stardew Valley, Tales of Symphonia: DotNW, Borderlands <cite>MrMallard posted [p:911223621] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Unimpressed posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrMallard posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting.</quote> Imagine if 462, Milkman, Hoth, Damn_Underscore, and HypnoCoosh actually managed to get laid?</quote> They would still find a way to ruin CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 6:10:28 PM #16:	somehow the SJWs would find out that he forced himself on it and then they steal her and create a twitter account for abused sex robots to be like "me too"... the real question tho, bro... who gets the money from the lawsuit? imagine going to jail for sexually harassing a robot. "what are you in for?" "murder, bro. like a hundo murders. you?" "my sex robot said no and i slapped its boob with my wiener and the neighbor saw thru the window and called the cops" --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911223711] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>somehow the SJWs would find out that he forced himself on it and then they steal her and create a twitter account for abused sex robots to be like "me too"... the real question tho, bro... who gets the money from the lawsuit? imagine going to jail for sexually harassing a robot. "what are you in for?" "murder, bro. like a hundo murders. you?" "my sex robot said no and i slapped its boob with my wiener and the neighbor saw thru the window and called the cops"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unimpressed 10/26/18 6:11:51 PM #17:	Rad_Chad posted... imagine going to jail for sexually harassing a robot. "what are you in for?" "murder, bro. like a hundo murders. you?" "my sex robot said no and i slapped its boob with my wiener and the neighbor saw thru the window and called the cops" Let's just put it this way: that guy would end up with Awesome's level of bowel control --- By Whining <cite>Unimpressed posted [p:911223789] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rad_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>imagine going to jail for sexually harassing a robot. "what are you in for?" "murder, bro. like a hundo murders. you?" "my sex robot said no and i slapped its boob with my wiener and the neighbor saw thru the window and called the cops"</quote> Let's just put it this way: that guy would end up with Awesome's level of bowel control</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 10/26/18 6:13:22 PM #18:	Is hella laid a new game I haven't heard about? --- https://imgur.com/oMugXmg https://imgur.com/nShwM9s https://imgur.com/DUyR2e8 https://imgur.com/bCo6Qbd <cite>KainWind posted [p:911223882] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>Is hella laid a new game I haven't heard about?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Lyonidias 10/26/18 6:15:49 PM #19:	MrMallard posted... I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting. Same. Idk how these people haaaaate women but want them to put out too, glhf @ that ass backward mentality --- she's a killer queen uwu; the user formerly known as joestarrr <cite>_Lyonidias posted [p:911224012] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrMallard posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather everyone be boring and happy than the regular incel right-wing shitposting.</quote> Same. Idk how these people haaaaate women but want them to put out too, glhf @ that ass backward mentality</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 6:16:15 PM #20:	KainWind posted... Is hella laid a new game I haven't heard about? nah, it's fucking old as fuck (pun intended), but a lot of people here just don't know about it i think --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911224029] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>KainWind posted...</cite> <quote>Is hella laid a new game I haven't heard about?</quote> nah, it's fucking old as fuck (pun intended), but a lot of people here just don't know about it i think</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 10/26/18 6:17:10 PM #21:	I got laid in the witcher and that was more than enough for me. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:911224078] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>I got laid in the witcher and that was more than enough for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 10/26/18 6:25:22 PM #22:	Carlbertomfg posted... I got laid in the witcher and that was more than enough for me. i have this shocking theory that the reason witcher 3 was so beloved was because people like the boobs but couldn't admit it so they pretending the shitty story and weak combat were fine. it's like "yo, dawg. gotta play DOA xtreme volleyball because there's no licensed volleyball games" - to them i say "i love women's beach volleyball in the summer olympics because it's both fun to watch and they're like 95% super hotties" because chads can admit to ogling and not look like weirdos. /perks of the job --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:911224563] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote>I got laid in the witcher and that was more than enough for me.</quote> i have this shocking theory that the reason witcher 3 was so beloved was because people like the boobs but couldn't admit it so they pretending the shitty story and weak combat were fine. it's like "yo, dawg. gotta play DOA xtreme volleyball because there's no licensed volleyball games" - to them i say "i love women's beach volleyball in the summer olympics because it's both fun to watch and they're like 95% super hotties" because chads can admit to ogling and not look like weirdos. /perks of the job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devimon 10/26/18 6:27:35 PM #23:	That's just part 1 of Making CE Great Again --- Opinions posted on this account do not reflect the opinions of the user behind it <cite>Devimon posted [p:911224695] in bros: how ... [t:77135621]...</cite> <quote>That's just part 1 of Making CE Great Again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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