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Vol2tex
10/26/18 2:18:59 PM
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A girl in junior high said I had nice handwriting but the tone was as if she was trying to imply that there was something wrong with guys having nice handwriting.

A girl more recently complemented my teeth when my teeth aren't that great.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/18 2:20:15 PM
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Vol2tex posted...
A girl more recently complemented my teeth when my teeth aren't that great.


Was it something like "nice teeth, asshole"?
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Killmonger
10/26/18 2:20:45 PM
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A guy told me I had a beautiful voice and he wanted be to sing.
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Vladimir
10/26/18 2:22:13 PM
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People say I have nice printing for a guy as well
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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/18 2:22:58 PM
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Killmonger posted...
A guy told me I had a beautiful voice and he wanted be to sing.


Did he also want to paint you naked?
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HylianFox
10/26/18 2:23:24 PM
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"You're pretty hot for an ugly person"
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 2:26:55 PM
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I was told I have a nice moustache by an older woman. She was average.

I did indeed go home later that day and masturbate to thoughts of her.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/18 2:27:14 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
I was told I have a nice moustache by an older woman. She was average.

I did indeed go home later that day and masturbate to thoughts of her.


XD
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NightMarishPie
10/26/18 2:30:03 PM
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One time I went out with a group of friends and this girl was in the group who slept with multiple NFL players.

At one point my buddy (who was friends with this girl) walked away and was like, yo just entertain her until I get back. So I just made small talk with her and at the end she was like, "you're pretty cute for a non NFL player," and I was like, thanks I think?
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Guerrilla Soldier
10/26/18 2:30:22 PM
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shook a friend of a friend's hand and she immediately said "you have such warm hands!"

everyone else was like :D and i was like ...lol...?
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HylianFox
10/26/18 2:34:20 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
shook a friend of a friend's hand and she immediately said "you have such warm hands!"

everyone else was like :D and i was like ...lol...?

to be fair, people with cold, clammy hands are disgusting
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 2:35:04 PM
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Warm soft hands are also really fucking strange though
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Flockaveli
10/26/18 2:35:24 PM
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Lots of girls have told me that my voice is relaxing. Not exactly a nice sounding voice, but specifically one that really relaxes them.
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Hexenherz
10/26/18 2:38:14 PM
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I've had old ass men tell me I have a nice skinny body at the smoke pit at work. Thankfully haven't heard stuff like that in a while but I mean it's just a weird thing for a guy to say to another guy, especially when the person receiving the compliment (me) is extremely self conscious.
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Vol2tex
10/26/18 4:33:26 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Lots of girls have told me that my voice is relaxing. Not exactly a nice sounding voice, but specifically one that really relaxes them.


You can do youtube videos!
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Funbazooka
10/26/18 4:39:58 PM
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That they liked my extensive action figure collection. Most women aren't into that.
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Carlbertomfg
10/26/18 4:41:33 PM
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"You look alright for a white guy."

Some asian chica at walmart years ago.
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mew4ever
10/26/18 4:42:43 PM
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You're pretty smart for a short guy.

The hell am I supposed to say to that.
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DifferentialEquation
10/26/18 4:45:45 PM
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I was talking to some girl at work about computers, and she complimented me for being practical because I still use an i5 2500k. She then spent like 5 minutes (entirely uninterrupted) going on about how it's still a good processor in 2018 and talked about how easy it is to overclock.
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BuckVanHammer
10/26/18 4:46:18 PM
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Had a neighborhood girl leave a filthy as fuck note in my mailbox when i was too young to comprehend it. Was 11 or so.
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