Poll of the Day > You meet the girl of your dreams

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TheWorstPoster
10/26/18 1:20:18 PM
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However, you accidentally left your window open, so she flies out of it and perches herself on a tree, and flies even further away if you try to catch and return her to your home.

How screwed are you?
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CacciatoPart3
10/26/18 1:24:40 PM
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Shut the fuck up, Nathan
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ParanoidObsessive
10/26/18 1:37:53 PM
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I haven't opened my windows in 30 years, and they all have screens anyway.

Also, that's what the ankle restraints are there to stop!


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trodi_911
10/26/18 7:07:43 PM
#5:


If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, shoo it away since it obviously didn't get the message the first time.
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