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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 1:44:40 PM #1: |
It's a normal day and you're having a hearty chuckle after looking at something most humorous on your phone. When suddenly you exclaim an audiable "Ooofph!" as you feel a reasonably heavy bag that smells vaguely of golf clubs and old McDonalds fast food woosh into your stomach and arms with some velocity.
You look up to see it was dissmissively thrown by US President and human being Donald Trump. Your nostagia fades into puzzlement as he without even looking at you says "Go take it up those stairs and put it on the desk, a big British black man called Wesley will it take it from there." as he lazilly points towards long staircase infront of an impressive building. Before you can say anything he turns and walks away from you. ![]() What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 10/24/18 1:46:19 PM #2: |
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Ilishe 10/24/18 1:46:21 PM #3: |
I politely drop the bag and walk away.
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Marmitecashews 10/24/18 1:52:26 PM #4: |
"That's not my job!"
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Garioshi 10/24/18 1:53:50 PM #5: |
Wesley gets around, damn.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/24/18 1:53:54 PM #6: |
I drop it, walk away and carry on with whatever I was doing already.
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 1:57:08 PM #7: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I drop it, walk away and carry on with whatever I was doing already. Looking at something amusing on your phone. Possibly this video: ![]() --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 10/24/18 1:57:53 PM #8: |
Free stuff!
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Giant_Aspirin 10/24/18 1:58:36 PM #9: |
shit in the bag and walk away
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aki_sora 10/24/18 2:01:11 PM #10: |
1.carry the bag
2.be friends with Trump 3.??? 4. Profit --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pkmnlord 10/24/18 2:28:06 PM #11: |
Honestly I'd be so in shock of being that close to Trump without paparazzi/secret service/protesters mobbing us that I'd just help the guy out of instinct.
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tamashiini 10/24/18 2:28:56 PM #12: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
shit in the bag and walk away --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 3:04:43 PM #13: |
tamashiini posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...shit in the bag and walk away Would you really take a shit in public? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 10/24/18 3:05:31 PM #14: |
now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing?
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Giant_Aspirin 10/24/18 3:09:05 PM #15: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
tamashiini posted...Giant_Aspirin posted...shit in the bag and walk away no, i'd hide in a corner or the bathroom or something. Zikten posted... now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing? i'd be honored to assist the man --- Playing: Dead Cells; Xenoblade 2; Mario Odyssey (~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DifferentialEquation 10/24/18 3:09:22 PM #16: |
Zikten posted...
now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing? Trump has always shown gratitude to the people that help him while Obama is a snob and looks down on others. --- There's no business to be taxed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mareen 10/24/18 3:12:58 PM #17: |
Carry the bags up. I rather not be known as the person who turned down the President.
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Were_Wyrm 10/24/18 3:13:48 PM #18: |
Hand it to a random SS agent, and if they don't take it hock it on ebay.
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LordFarquad1312 10/24/18 3:14:15 PM #19: |
I do something like this:
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tamashiini 10/24/18 5:04:01 PM #20: |
Zikten posted...
now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing? I would also shit in his bag. Seems like a cool dude personally but as the president that really ramped up the drone strikes and made the NSA invasion into the private lives of citizens more insidious he can fuck right off too --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 5:13:58 PM #21: |
Zikten posted...
now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing? Be concerned that there was a bomb in since he keeps getting sent them --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mybbqrules 10/24/18 5:17:06 PM #22: |
DifferentialEquation posted...
Zikten posted...now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing? He helped Kevin find the front desk! --- This is my new sig. It sucks compared to my old one because apparently gfaqs mods have never seen cleavage before. GG. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthGravid 10/24/18 6:42:19 PM #23: |
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Tyranthraxus 10/24/18 6:44:21 PM #24: |
I would "gallon smash" the bags, claim I injured my back and knees lifting them and Sue for millions
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Lost_All_Senses 10/24/18 6:50:42 PM #25: |
Id do it just to see where it leads. If I don't do it the mysterious adventure ends immediately and I go back to my mundane life
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UnfairRepresent 10/25/18 5:41:03 AM #26: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id do it just to see where it leads. If I don't do it the mysterious adventure ends immediately and I go back to my mundane life it leads to you putting a bad on a desk --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 10/25/18 6:03:15 AM #27: |
I'd throw it on the ground and call him a stupid cuck baby then laugh at his tiny hands and ask if they are too small to carry his bags.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/25/18 7:39:59 AM #28: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...I drop it, walk away and carry on with whatever I was doing already. I don't really watch videos on my phone, but if I'm out and about, chances are I'm playing pokemon go, so that. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/25/18 7:41:55 AM #29: |
Zikten posted...
now what would you guys do if Obama did the same thing? Even in a harmless UR scenario topic complete with a big black British guy named Wesley, we have someone pulling a "but Obama." Sad! --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ving_Rhames 10/25/18 7:59:02 AM #30: |
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ProfDE 10/25/18 10:01:37 AM #31: |
You take them down the hall and to the left.
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LightHawKnight 10/25/18 10:06:17 AM #32: |
Sell the bag to some trump fan?
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Error1355 10/25/18 10:08:05 AM #33: |
I'm not remotely even close to being a fan of Trump but I'd probably still help the President of the US (or probably most other people) carry something up some stairs if he asked me for help doing so as long as I was able to.
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Heineken14 10/25/18 10:08:56 AM #34: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/26/18 6:20:13 PM #35: |
LightHawKnight posted...
Sell the bag to some trump fan? How would you prove it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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