Current Events > I told my dog to sit and she puked instead.

(+) Yeah! (+)

I'll accept this as a sign of progress.
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i've been covertly training your dog to throw up when she's told to sit
my plan is going according to plan
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My dog has like 5 commands he knows and whenever I try to teach him something else he just does one of the 5 things then stares at me. I get tired and just give in. If I stand there with a treat not saying nothing he just starts going through all the commands trying to guess what I want
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You can use this!
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ahhhhhh!
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