Current Events > The Jurassic World movies are corny, bad, and nonsensical. (Spoilers)

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Pepys Monster
10/22/18 11:58:13 PM
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The T. Rex is some kind of superhero instead of the terrifying monster it was in Jurassic Park. All it does is save people. It never kills a good character. Blue, the raptor, betrayed the raptor trainer in the first movie. But now it's suddenly loyal and fought the made up Indoraptor, which has even more raptor DNA than the Indominus Rex, which it teamed up with.
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BruceWayneJr
10/22/18 11:59:54 PM
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Timely and topical.
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FortuneCookie
10/23/18 12:03:28 AM
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1) T.rex played the superhero (and a ninja) when she stealthily took out the raptor that was about to kill Alan in the first movie.

2) T.rex has never eaten a good person. Genaro abandoned the kids in an attempt to save himself.
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Pepys Monster
10/23/18 12:15:22 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
1) T.rex played the superhero (and a ninja) when she stealthily took out the raptor that was about to kill Alan in the first movie.

2) T.rex has never eaten a good person. Genaro abandoned the kids in an attempt to save himself.

Well, it at least TRIED to eat the kids. It was a monster. Now every single time it shows up, it's to save the day. As if it's not a giant carnivore that couldn't care less about humans.
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NES4EVER
10/23/18 12:17:41 AM
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Neither were particularly good movies, but they still beat the hell out of Jurassic Park 2 and 3.
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Pepys Monster
10/23/18 12:19:08 AM
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NES4EVER posted...
Neither were particularly good movies, but they still beat the hell out of Jurassic Park 2 and 3.

2 and 3 were way better.
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InstaReturns
10/23/18 12:20:59 AM
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Chris Pratt
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Irony
10/23/18 12:21:56 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Neither were particularly good movies, but they still beat the hell out of Jurassic Park 2 and 3.

2 and 3 were way better.

No
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Prestoff
10/23/18 12:24:32 AM
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Yeah Jurassic World was a mess of a movie, it wasn't even fun either. When they played the Jurassic park theme, a lot of the magic got lost because it kept on showing buildings rather than the dinosaurs. I think the biggest crime was wasting Vincent D'Onofrio acting ability into a saturday morning cartoon villain.
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NES4EVER
10/23/18 12:24:39 AM
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Irony posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Neither were particularly good movies, but they still beat the hell out of Jurassic Park 2 and 3.

2 and 3 were way better.

No


i know right? JP2 and 3 were huge steps down in pretty much every regard (including special effects and sound mixing... seriously.. watch that stuff on a big screen with a pounding sound system and tell me they are as good as JP1)
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jumi
10/23/18 12:25:54 AM
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1 > 3 > World > 2 = World 2
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MakoReizei
10/23/18 12:27:31 AM
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JW2 was disappointing but I loved the first one.
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bobbysjoby
10/23/18 12:28:25 AM
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Lmfao sounds like a transformers movie
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