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Orlando_Jordan
10/22/18 6:32:34 PM
#1:


Any ideas?
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Burgess
10/22/18 6:33:42 PM
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Send her Metallica's "Ain't My Bitch" on loop.
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Lordgold666
10/22/18 6:33:52 PM
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Tell her you suffer from a sudden case of micropeen
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ekie
10/22/18 6:38:32 PM
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Darklit_Minuet
10/22/18 6:45:36 PM
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Why would anyone ever do this lol
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Orlando_Jordan
10/22/18 7:53:56 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why would anyone ever do this lol

Because they don't want a shitstorm?
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Smashingpmkns
10/22/18 8:04:17 PM
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How long have you been dating?
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DarkTransient
10/22/18 8:04:55 PM
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Muffinz0rz
10/22/18 8:05:17 PM
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How do I dump TC's account?
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Flockaveli
10/22/18 8:06:59 PM
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Tell her youre a CEman.
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eggcorn
10/22/18 8:08:30 PM
#12:


trick her into cheating on you.
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The-19th-Sparta
10/22/18 8:09:01 PM
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Just have her lay down on the bed and smoothly squat over her.
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rookieplayer03
10/22/18 8:09:49 PM
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Tell her to smell ur farts
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SpiralDrift
10/22/18 8:11:54 PM
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Ask if she's into your weirdest kinks. She'll either be disgusted and want to break up or you'll have a girlfriend who's just as sick as you are.
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Darklit_Minuet
10/22/18 10:55:02 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why would anyone ever do this lol

Because they don't want a shitstorm?

Then don't dump her
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