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Kazuma_Yagami
10/22/18 6:27:42 PM
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No money for hotel room for now either. :/
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SH_expert44
10/22/18 6:27:57 PM
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Ha.
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alt_no_1_loves
10/22/18 6:28:29 PM
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Just do it. In the living room. Right there on the sofa.
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glitteringfairy
10/22/18 6:33:35 PM
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Gotta fuck your parents first, show em your the law now
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Lordgold666
10/22/18 6:34:30 PM
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Gonna have to be extra quiet ;)
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Burgess
10/22/18 6:35:22 PM
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Why do you want to fuck your brother.
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spudger
10/22/18 6:36:01 PM
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#millennialthings
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SpiralDrift
10/22/18 6:39:04 PM
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Go on a nature walk together and fuck the shit out of her on the side of the trail.
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Space_Man
10/22/18 6:39:54 PM
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Just do it
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Killmonger
10/22/18 6:41:29 PM
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Use a car.
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slimfizzle2
10/22/18 6:43:07 PM
#11:


How old is this old coworker if they still live with their parents
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KillerKhan420
10/22/18 6:47:40 PM
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Just tell him not to power top you, you shouldn't squeal too loud to be noticable.
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Duncanwii
10/22/18 6:54:26 PM
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I know the feeling. Good luck brother!
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Kazuma_Yagami
10/22/18 7:09:19 PM
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Well Im 22 and shes 24.

She says were meeting up tonight so she either found a place or Im eating her soul out in the car
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Burgess
10/22/18 7:10:01 PM
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Why her soul when you could eat her hole.
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Link43130
10/22/18 7:10:24 PM
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its not like your parents never fucked, just tell them to see a movie cuz you wanna fuck
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GameboyTroy
10/22/18 7:12:20 PM
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Just do it in your bedroom. Lock the door if you can.
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Phantom_Nook
10/22/18 7:13:17 PM
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so? my ex and I both lived with our families. whenever we hung out, we just retreated into our rooms.
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TommyG663513
10/22/18 7:15:22 PM
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Don't see why this is such a big deal. As long as you aren't in the room right next to them it shouldn't be noticeable.

Be in a basement type room while they are upstairs and they won't be able to tell. This isn't that complex. Why do people think you need an entire house to yourself to have sex?

People can tell if you are banging in apartment buildings. It is hard to get complete privacy or you can just not be incredibly loud.
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Blue_Inigo
10/22/18 7:16:09 PM
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Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Well Im 22 and shes 24.

She says were meeting up tonight so she either found a place or Im eating her soul out in the car

I hope by soul, you meant butthole
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Burgess
10/22/18 7:19:07 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Well Im 22 and shes 24.

She says were meeting up tonight so she either found a place or Im eating her soul out in the car

I hope by soul, you meant butthole


That's how they did it in Bubba Hotep.
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GameboyTroy
10/23/18 8:05:56 PM
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bump
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masticatingman
10/23/18 8:07:40 PM
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Sleazy motels cost 50-60 bucks for a night. Not sure how you cant come up with that. Theyre safe enough for a quick fuck. You dont need a $200 a night hotel.
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Vyrulisse
10/23/18 8:08:18 PM
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You know there are plenty of places you can find privacy you don't have to do it in the house.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/23/18 8:25:35 PM
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You can afford a $70 notel, it's not the best but better then dealing with family, if you can't afford that then you need to find a much better job.
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DarkProto05
10/23/18 8:32:06 PM
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I once found a centipede on my hotel bed. I can't imagine how filthy a motel is.
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Kazuma_Yagami
10/24/18 1:17:02 AM
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Oh well as an update, we ended up having sex in her car. She was a little nervous and there really wasnt a lot of space. Still had enough space to hit it from the back but I came really fast. She gave really good head just before so that helped lol.

Oh Ill never do it in a car again though. Its just a no.
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GameboyTroy
10/24/18 3:10:38 AM
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Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Oh well as an update, we ended up having sex in her car. She was a little nervous and there really wasnt a lot of space. Still had enough space to hit it from the back but I came really fast. She gave really good head just before so that helped lol.

Oh Ill never do it in a car again though. Its just a no.

Cool.
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Damn_Underscore
10/24/18 3:15:24 AM
#29:


how difficult is it to ask your parents to leave for the night
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/24/18 3:21:56 AM
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Just plow her in your bathroom. When your parents ask about all the noise, just say you're takin a shit.
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Dark_SilverX
10/24/18 3:33:50 AM
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put your hand over her mouth and stick a cucumber in her ass hole.
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Nidhoggr
10/24/18 3:35:00 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
how difficult is it to ask your parents to leave for the night

What kind of parents do you have that just leave their own house on their childs request?
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DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:14:05 AM
#33:


Be adults and fuck, holy shit how is this hard?
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pinky0926
10/24/18 4:28:27 AM
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Car is ok if you have a big car. I tried having sex in my '92 Subaru Legacy, not fun. On the other hand my VW Passat estate is big enough to put a bed in the back.
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yunalenne10
10/24/18 4:31:05 AM
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Kazuma_Yagami posted...
No money for hotel room for now either. :/


Not even $50?
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Damn_Underscore
10/24/18 1:29:25 PM
#37:


TC and his gf are in their 20s.

If you ask your parents to leave for the night, and they ask why and you tell them the actual reason, they'll be more happy for you than anything.
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Kazuma_Yagami
10/24/18 4:34:14 PM
#38:


Yeah this is definitely a FWB not a gf.

And yeah what kind of child would I be asking my parents to leave so I can have sex? Thats disrespectful. If everyone is out the house I will take advantage but I will never ask them to leave. I pay rent, but its still their house.

Im not buying a cheap ass motel where I will get stds from the bed.
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Damn_Underscore
10/24/18 4:36:37 PM
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Just ask them. They can go to dinner or something.

How is it disrespectful? It would be disrespectful if they said no and you did it anyway or if you did it while they were still in the house.
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dj1200
10/24/18 4:54:17 PM
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Any pics?
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GameboyTroy
10/24/18 6:59:47 PM
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Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Yeah this is definitely a FWB not a gf.

And yeah what kind of child would I be asking my parents to leave so I can have sex? Thats disrespectful. If everyone is out the house I will take advantage but I will never ask them to leave. I pay rent, but its still their house.

Im not buying a cheap ass motel where I will get stds from the bed.

Friends with benifits. Good for you.
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