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RiderofHogs
10/19/18 8:03:15 PM
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Ha Ha Ha

You are only the thousandth person to say that today.
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spudger
10/19/18 8:04:04 PM
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"dude, if i knew when the winning ticket came out, you'd be the last to know"
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Fuparulez
10/19/18 8:04:48 PM
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*item doesn't scan*
"hurr hurr hurr that means it's free, right?"
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nevershine
10/19/18 8:06:24 PM
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*wears a uniform and name tag*
Do you work here?
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"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
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__aCEr__
10/19/18 8:10:18 PM
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"You wanna power it up?"

"No thanks. I don't want to be greedy!"
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/19/18 8:10:25 PM
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I don't get it. What ticket?
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RiderofHogs
10/19/18 10:32:44 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
I don't get it. What ticket?

Lotto ticket.
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Link43130
10/19/18 10:35:09 PM
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*going grocery shopping on the way home from work @ pizza place*
"Where's my pizza?"
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