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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:19:51 PM
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I went to Moes today, after a doctors appointment. They used to be my favorite burrito place but lately every time Ive been there the damn thing just comes apart because they didnt stuff it right. Its so annoying when I end up with this:

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(The lighting is off because the lights in the office are like half-turned off)

Also I was in a rush to get back to work so I didnt even get salsa for their bland-ass chips :(

Thing is this isnt the only place this happens to me. Sucks to be a burrito lover sometimes. Even the authentic Mexican place by me doesnt get it right like 50% of the time.
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Two_Dee
10/19/18 1:20:35 PM
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that burrito is fucked up
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Rexdragon125
10/19/18 1:22:33 PM
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I love burritos but that one looks gross
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:23:45 PM
#4:


I ate the burrito part already.

Thats all that came out of it.
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:26:40 PM
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It wouldnt close around it. Thats why it fell out in the first place.
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:27:21 PM
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Its like how you have the end that comes undone and it all comes out the bottom. You just try to eat it quickly and carefully to minimize the amount that leaves the burrito
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DirkDiggles
10/19/18 1:27:25 PM
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lol putting black beans and olives in a burrito. No wonder it disintegrated.
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:28:37 PM
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I feel personally attacked
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Kombucha
10/19/18 1:41:28 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
olives in a burrito.


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MrToothHasYou
10/19/18 1:42:49 PM
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Kombucha posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
olives in a burrito.


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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:43:25 PM
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Im half-Italian. Im allowed to like olives in my burrito!
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VipaGTS
10/19/18 1:43:29 PM
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That burrito looks like it sucked anyway. Olives? The rice and tomatoes look like they have the flu.
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Space_Man
10/19/18 1:43:58 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Kombucha posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
olives in a burrito.


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10/19/18 1:44:10 PM
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As gross as that looks(must be the color), just ask to get it double wrapped
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:44:55 PM
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The lighting sucked in the picture too. (Ive never been one to take many pictures so I just snapped it without messing with any settings)

It tasted good. Even in burritos where I dont get olives (the local place doesnt let you pick whats in it you just order off the menu) stuff falls out. I dont think Im failing at eating a burrito right
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 1:47:06 PM
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Ah yes, the classic Tortillaless Burrito
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 1:48:32 PM
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Also lol at authentic Mexican :\
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:48:38 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Ah yes, the classic Tortillaless Burrito

derp
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Peter_Griffin33
10/19/18 1:50:49 PM
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That burrito looks like the remains of a squirrel when its been left alone on the street for a week.
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:55:50 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
That burrito looks like the remains of a squirrel when its been left alone on the street for a week.

I bet you know what that tastes like too Chucky
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Butterfiles
10/19/18 1:57:17 PM
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dont tell me that's brown rice too
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VipaGTS
10/19/18 1:57:47 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
That burrito looks like the remains of a squirrel when its been left alone on the street for a week.

I bet you know what that tastes like too Chucky

don't try and take the high road and make fun of others for something they don't eat while you're for real eating something that looks like diseased road kill >_>
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:58:09 PM
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What the fuck CE

Just tell me what your perfect burrito is then

And tell me how mine is a failure in every single way
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:59:01 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
That burrito looks like the remains of a squirrel when its been left alone on the street for a week.

I bet you know what that tastes like too Chucky

don't try and take the high road and make fun of others for something they don't eat while you're for real eating something that looks like diseased road kill >_>

It looked a lot better when I took the picture. I told yall the lighting was bad.

The food tasted good. Nothing was wrong with it except the bland chips I got on the side
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DevsBro
10/19/18 1:59:25 PM
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Space_Man posted...
MrToothHasYou posted...
Kombucha posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
olives in a burrito.


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Flockaveli
10/19/18 1:59:28 PM
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Bro thats like, Puerto Rican beans and rice.
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Alpha218
10/19/18 1:59:43 PM
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Also Chucky and I mess around with each other like that sometimes
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DevsBro
10/19/18 2:01:01 PM
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This topic made me laugh way harder than I expected lol.
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 2:20:08 PM
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There are a few ways to do good mexican burritos.
Heres an example
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g47087-d514875-Reviews-Roberto_s_Mexican_Food-Las_Cruces_New_Mexico.html

Shredded beef, potato, cheese, red/green chile, they generally do garnish on the side. Rice would be mexican rice though, not dirty rice.
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Alpha218
10/19/18 2:24:40 PM
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Yeah but I like the burritos I order. I usually order steak burritos

Also why do they even give you the options to put that stuff in if they make bad burritos?
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Touch
10/19/18 2:25:40 PM
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Carnage asada
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 2:25:45 PM
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Im honestly a huge fan of breakfast burritos though, they are basically my favorite.

Im having a carne asada burrito from our cafeteria right now, its surprisingly good. Hard to fuck up with carne asada though.
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lww99
10/19/18 2:26:12 PM
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I usually just eat any parts that fall out, with a fork after.

Or use the free chips and make nachos!
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Alpha218
10/19/18 2:26:18 PM
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Breakfast burritos are great yeah. I never really have the time anymore for them though
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Touch
10/19/18 2:27:42 PM
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Also, protip:

Order an extra tortilla next time you get a burrito from that place. Put it under where you're eating and whatever falls out becomes a bonus burrito
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Butterfiles
10/19/18 2:27:59 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Im honestly a huge fan of breakfast burritos though, they are basically my favorite.

Im having a carne asada burrito from our cafeteria right now, its surprisingly good. Hard to fuck up with carne asada though.

carnitas >>>> carne asada tho

also I had an unusually good breakfast burrito the other day, it had pinto beans and came wet with multiple types of salsa, felt more like a normal burrito but with eggs, potato and bacon too
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 2:28:03 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Yeah but I like the burritos I order. I usually order steak burritos

Also why do they even give you the options to put that stuff in if they make bad burritos?

Robertos? They are known state wide basically for having the best burritos, which is a fairly large bragging point aince NM in general likes to brag about who has the best mexican food.
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Dark_SilverX
10/19/18 2:29:43 PM
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suck it up butter cup

that's how a burrito is supposed to be
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 2:29:45 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
Im honestly a huge fan of breakfast burritos though, they are basically my favorite.

Im having a carne asada burrito from our cafeteria right now, its surprisingly good. Hard to fuck up with carne asada though.

carnitas >>>> carne asada tho

It depends what mood I'm in. Its the Cafeteria though so I erred on the safe side. I'll try their Carnitas next time.
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DevsBro
10/19/18 3:02:54 PM
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Touch posted...
Also, protip:

Order an extra tortilla next time you get a burrito from that place. Put it under where you're eating and whatever falls out becomes a bonus burrito

Mind blown
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P4wn4g3
10/19/18 3:19:30 PM
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Better idea then: ask for a spinach tortilla. Carbs problem solved!
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Alpha218
10/19/18 3:22:13 PM
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I want to eat it in the burrito

Besides I used the chips that came with it to get the stuff that came out
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Touch
10/19/18 3:25:17 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
DevsBro posted...
Touch posted...
Also, protip:

Order an extra tortilla next time you get a burrito from that place. Put it under where you're eating and whatever falls out becomes a bonus burrito

Mind blown

all those extra carbs? You think he wants man boobs?

If he's eating a burrito I think man boobs and carbs are the least of his problems
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Alpha218
10/19/18 3:25:57 PM
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Why cant I just like burritos man

Its not like I even have them often
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10/19/18 3:26:56 PM
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DevsBro
10/19/18 3:27:35 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
I want to eat it in the burrito

Besides I used the chips that came with it to get the stuff that came out

Well there ya go
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DevsBro
10/19/18 3:28:46 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...
Why are there olives in that

DevsBro posted...
Space_Man posted...
MrToothHasYou posted...
Kombucha posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
olives in a burrito.


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