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Johnny_Nutcase
10/19/18 3:31:41 AM
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When you meet a filthy bitch it's always best to blow your big load in her mouth so she can see how much you mean business. Then when you actually go to pretend to want to get her pregnant.... ohh I tried my best BITCH.
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slimfizzle2
10/19/18 3:36:52 AM
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Um ok
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/19/18 3:38:22 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Um ok


Your username perfectly explains the functionality of your penis. Just so you know i'm telling everyone about that.
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Reis
10/19/18 3:38:47 AM
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shut the fuck up TC

go to bed
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/19/18 3:40:36 AM
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Reis posted...
shut the fuck up TC

go to bed


I wonder what the flyin fuck you had to SIT THE FUCK DOWN TO EDIT!???
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slimfizzle2
10/19/18 3:50:22 AM
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Goddamnit Johnny you're a nutcase when you drink.

Now go lay down on the cot and sleep it off
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/19/18 3:56:11 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Goddamnit Johnny you're a nutcase when you drink.

Now go lay down on the cot and sleep it off


I most certainly will. But I always come back.
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