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Zikten
10/17/18 4:32:25 PM
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she comes home and tells you her boyfriend is coming over for dinner. and it's Zeus that walks in the door. how would you react?
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ThePrinceFish
10/17/18 4:33:05 PM
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Age difference too large.

Not under my roof
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Burgess
10/17/18 4:33:32 PM
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Zeus like never came down to Earth as a human though he was always in some animal form.
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monkmith
10/17/18 4:34:18 PM
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well, there's a good chance the kid he golden showered into your daughter is going to grow up to kill you, and baring that his pissed off wife is going to murder you and everyone you know/love, so i guess i'd write a will.
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RebelElite791
10/17/18 4:35:50 PM
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No swans in my house ty
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slimfizzle2
10/17/18 4:49:49 PM
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Burgess posted...
Zeus like never came down to Earth as a human though he was always in some animal form.

That explains why he's dating my daughter
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The Wheelman1
10/17/18 4:58:59 PM
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Burgess posted...
Zeus like never came down to Earth as a human though he was always in some animal form.

So...my daughter is into beastiality?
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EliteLevel
10/17/18 5:07:15 PM
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So shes dating me?

Sexy.
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