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Chicken_Butt
10/16/18 10:05:02 PM
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Yeah, necks are pretty vital, and pretty vulnerable too... so I'm gonna make this dumb horse like, 30% neck. Fuck it... 32%.

Oh, it doesn't need that long a neck? Well how else is it supposed to eat leaves and shit? What, you want it to just eat off the ground like a fucking animal? What would happen if it got cobwebs on its fucking ossicones?

35% neck. And that's final.

37%.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/16/18 10:07:32 PM
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Ya ever drink with a Giraffe? You can't let them drive liquor into them like we can. They drink too fast and get all fucking tipsy and topple over on to your car. Then you have to explain to the fuckin San Diego Zoo people what the fuck happened here.
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Chicken_Butt
10/16/18 10:09:21 PM
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yeah man I hate when that happens
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/18 10:09:25 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ya ever drink with a Giraffe? You can't let them drive liquor into them like we can. They drink too fast and get all fucking tipsy and topple over on to your car. Then you have to explain to the fuckin San Diego Zoo people what the fuck happened here.

Yeah, and have you ever seen two giraffes fight? They just swing their heads and bash them into each other, imagine that when they are drunk on the streets.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/16/18 10:09:59 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ya ever drink with a Giraffe? You can't let them drive liquor into them like we can. They drink too fast and get all fucking tipsy and topple over on to your car. Then you have to explain to the fuckin San Diego Zoo people what the fuck happened here.

Yeah, and have you ever seen two giraffes fight? They just swing their heads and bash them into each other, imagine that when they are drunk on the streets.


Imagine it? I've seen it!
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Dash_Harber
10/16/18 10:10:55 PM
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The fact that other creatures can't reach the tops of trees means that they have an entirely untapped food supply that only they can get to.
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SquirrelyDan
10/16/18 10:12:09 PM
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That shit's giraffe af!
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Boo_Guy
10/16/18 10:13:10 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
The fact that other creatures can't reach the tops of trees means that they have an entirely untapped food supply that only they can get to.

And without having to climb, and without being small enough to be at the bottom of the food chain

Giraffes OP tbh
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thrashmagnum
10/16/18 10:13:47 PM
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I havent laughed this hard at a CE topic in a while. Many thanks.
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FF_Redux
10/18/18 5:21:06 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ya ever drink with a Giraffe? You can't let them drive liquor into them like we can. They drink too fast and get all fucking tipsy and topple over on to your car. Then you have to explain to the fuckin San Diego Zoo people what the fuck happened here.


this is the best post to raed when high mang
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slimfizzle2
10/18/18 5:23:56 PM
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Fucking long neck bitchs
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