Board 8 > B8 NFL Suicide League: Week 7

(+) Yeah! (+)

The Packers and Texans made it interesting and nearly left us with two users, but they emerged victorious, and we have our first week this season with no eliminations.

Official Rules
1. Choose one team to win each week
2. You cannot select a team more than once in a season
3. If your team wins, you move on. If your team loses or ties, you are eliminated
4. lolrams (and maybe lollions)
5. You are free to change your pick as many times as you want, but you are locked in once the team you are currently on kicks off
6. Never forget rule #4

Alive (5)
Bartz (Ravens, Broncos, Bears, Chargers, Patriots, Packers)
LastObelisk (Ravens, Bears, Rams, Patriots, Saints, Packers)
lefty (Redskins, Rams, Bears, Seahawks, Panthers, Texans)
Meow (Packers, Chargers, Bears, Jaguars, Panthers, Vikings)
SwiftyDC (Ravens, Saints, Browns, Raiders, Patriots, Vikings)

Spreadsheet for current and previous seasons
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J0NVtelpQtD0NiC4LzTbWPPw9nh5WCIgyh3x_tGu0Pc
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10/18
Broncos at Cardinals

10/21
Titans at Chargers
Texans at Jaguars
Panthers at Eagles
Vikings at Jets
Patriots at Bears
Bills at Colts
Browns at Buccaneers
Lions at Dolphins
Saints at Ravens
Cowboys at Redskins
Rams at 49ers
Bengals at Chiefs

10/22
Giants at Falcons
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Bump
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Bump
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Goddamn. This week is REALLY tough.

I'd go with the Dolphins I guess?
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I'm personally high on the Falcons, Bucs, and Chiefs this week
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Oh yeah whoops I totally missed the Falcons.

That's the obvious one.
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Tampa isn't a team I'm even slightly considering tbqh.

(And the pick 'em league looks about as 50/50 on that game as I am.)
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Falcons for now.

Chiefs can be saved for an easier game
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I am however considering the literal 1-5 Colts of all teams going against Derek Anderson.
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Apparently the obvious one was the Broncos
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Yeah, Colts.
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First time anyone has picked either team this season.

Nobody has successfully taken the Falcons since Week 1 of last season.

Nobody has taken the Colts period since Week 4 of the 16-17 season. The last successful pick of the Colts was Week 4 of the 15-16 season!
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I don't trust a lot of teams this week. The Falcons are one of them. The Bucs had to give that game away on multiple levels to save Atlanta from imploding yet again, and in that vein the Bucs/Browns are two teams that try very hard to lose so I'm not going near that here.

I could totally see the Colts (Biggest favorite of the entire week) losing to literal Derek Anderson off the street but at least right now I'm going Colts.
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CHANGE to Jaguars

This has to be a must-win for them at home. Hope this change doesn't burn me.
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Chargers

Melvin Gordon is out so hope that doesn't bite you
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I don't trust anyone at all this week

Miami Dolphins
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Yep. It's that kinda week. I may have been on the Chargers if I still had them (they've been a viable pick like 4 times now?), but there isn't any "obvious matchup" this week. Puns was the only person in pick 'em on the Titans.

I mean you just picked an actual underdog both in spread and in picks in suicide because most options this week plain suck.

Being a 2 1/2 point home dog after beating Chicago is pretty ??? Though.

And yeah I'm worried the Colts are so bad they'll get lit up by a guy who just came off the street but there weren't any good options.
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It appears so far my fears may have been misplaced because literal Derek Anderson off the street.

And damnit I almost pulled the trigger on Houston beating the fraudguars
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Not looking good. Thats what I get for changing.
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Meow moves on

DC and lefty are eliminated

Bartz is TBD

@TheLastObelisk has yet to make a pick unless I missed it.
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whoops
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See post 16 KCF

Hasnt Blade been Final Destinationing every week?

You cant let him win or it will cause a huge timeline split with mass casualties next season to start the year
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Only weeks 1/3/5

This was an odd odd week.

Also I'm now 0-3 picking New York teams but 4-0 picking against them. I've clearly figured out one of the problems I was having.
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Okay, spreadsheet should be updated now
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That was another close one

Live to Bartz another day
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New topic probably tomorrow
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So we have Bartz, Meow, and TLO as the final 3 standing?
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Sounds right.

I should have the new topic up within a few hours
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