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Veggeta_EDGE
10/15/18 4:19:44 PM
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A 19-year-old South Carolina man shot his 17-year-old cousin over salt and vinegar potato chips.

"Do not touch my chips, or I'll shoot you," Ryan Dean Langdale told his cousin before he shot him, according to a report from The Colleton County Sheriff's Office.

Langdale initially told authorities that his cousin mistakenly shot himself.

Now Langdale faces charges of attempted murder, possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime, and obstruction of justice.

The victim says he never actually ate the chips.

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spudger
10/15/18 4:20:14 PM
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South Carolina
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Turbam
10/15/18 4:20:39 PM
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Veggeta_EDGE posted...

The victim says he never actually ate the chips.

Throw that monster in jail for life
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BuckVanHammer
10/15/18 4:21:04 PM
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Salt & vinegar chips are top tier
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SaithSayer
10/15/18 4:21:47 PM
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Salt and Vinegar chips fucking suck.
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-Unowninator-
10/15/18 4:24:46 PM
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I don't like it when people touch my stuff without permission either, but... really?
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Touch
10/15/18 4:42:24 PM
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Zurkon posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Salt and Vinegar chips fucking suck.

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ThePrinceFish
10/15/18 4:42:56 PM
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Veggeta_EDGE posted...
The victim says he never actually ate the chips.

The threat was for touching the chips tho
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Chicken
10/15/18 4:43:28 PM
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The only thing more painful than getting shot, is getting shot and getting salt & vinegar chip crumbs stuck in the wound.
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The Wheelman1
10/15/18 4:44:31 PM
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Dude got some serious issues to get this worked up over a cheap bag of chips.
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VipaGTS
10/15/18 4:48:52 PM
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Good thing he had a gun to defend himself.
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SaithSayer
10/15/18 4:50:21 PM
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Imagine if he had laid a finger on his Butterfinger.
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KILBOTz
10/15/18 4:55:29 PM
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i was hoping it was poker chips. shooting someone for touching your poker chips almost seems ok in the right circumstances.
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Schwarz
10/15/18 4:55:44 PM
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Or if he didn't leggo his Eggo.
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Gafemage
10/15/18 4:55:47 PM
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Touch posted...
Zurkon posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Salt and Vinegar chips fucking suck.

fuck y'all

That being said, after trying Zapp's Voodoo Heat chips (essentially a hybrid of salt & vinegar + BBQ seasonings plus some added heat), it's hard to go back to regular salt & vinegar...
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Veggeta X
10/15/18 4:56:27 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
i was hoping it was poker chips. shooting someone for touching your poker chips almost seems ok in the right circumstances.

Yikes
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VipaGTS
10/15/18 4:56:49 PM
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The only salt and vinegar thing I like are chicken wings and actual French fries with malt vinegar. The chips suck.
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Veggeta X
10/15/18 4:56:57 PM
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I mean the dude's face says it all.
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YukihoHagiwara
10/15/18 4:58:13 PM
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I can't believe all the hexen: beyond heretics in this topic
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SaithSayer
10/15/18 4:59:21 PM
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Schwarz posted...
Or if he didn't leggo his Eggo.

LOL
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kingdrake2
10/15/18 5:00:04 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Touch posted...
Zurkon posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Salt and Vinegar chips fucking suck.

fuck y'all

That being said, after trying Zapp's Voodoo Heat chips (essentially a hybrid of salt & vinegar + BBQ seasonings plus some added heat), it's hard to go back to regular salt & vinegar...

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AvantgardeAClue
10/15/18 5:00:36 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Salt and Vinegar chips fucking suck.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
10/15/18 5:01:22 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
KILBOTz posted...
i was hoping it was poker chips. shooting someone for touching your poker chips almost seems ok in the right circumstances.

Yikes

Yikes what? Some poker games go up over a million dollars. A life isn't worth that much. The average retired American's life is only worth 250,000 per average life insurance payouts.
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Veggeta X
10/15/18 9:07:08 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Imagine if he had laid a finger on his Butterfinger.

Schwarz posted...
Or if he didn't leggo his Eggo.

Cpt_Pineapple posted...
if he was willing to get shot over a bag of chips what would he do for a klondike bar?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA I'm fucking dead
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RoboLaserGandhi
10/15/18 9:13:14 PM
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I'd like to think this was the straw that broke the camel's back. If not, just legitimate psychosis.
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