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St0rmFury
10/15/18 2:02:59 AM
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https://imgur.com/yCXp5Wf
https://imgur.com/2XYAWIg

Not gonna post the video, but it's not hard to search around.
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Irony
10/15/18 2:04:33 AM
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Is she still taking a selfie midair?
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AlphaCuck
10/15/18 2:05:11 AM
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Sigh
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Questionmarktarius
10/15/18 2:07:38 AM
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RnBanzL
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/15/18 2:07:39 AM
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I guess she already used up her "one" from Spider-Man?
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008Zulu
10/15/18 2:10:20 AM
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Maybe the selfie camera was invented to cull the stupid.
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MICHALCOLE
10/15/18 2:12:10 AM
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Shes a good girl.. crazy bout Elvis..
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Bloodmoon77
10/15/18 2:14:18 AM
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It's terrible but these always deserve the Darwin award
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bnui_ransder
10/15/18 2:30:39 AM
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Fuck man, she was only 27? Wtf was she thinking sitting on a railing like that...
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gamestunner
10/15/18 2:50:06 AM
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Shes still holding the stick as she fell. Talk about determination. Damn
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SuperShake666
10/15/18 2:50:44 AM
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MICHALCOLE posted...

For fuck's sake.
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MICHALCOLE
10/15/18 2:52:01 AM
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SuperShake666 posted...
MICHALCOLE posted...

For fuck's sake.

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Sphyx
10/15/18 2:53:08 AM
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For all we know, it was one of the few stupid things she ever did.
But we won't let that rob us of the opportunity to mock a dead woman, will we?
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CM_Ponch
10/15/18 3:39:59 AM
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Sphyx posted...
For all we know, it was one of the few stupid things she ever did.
But we won't let that rob us of the opportunity to mock a dead woman, will we?

Glad you understand
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/18 3:54:27 AM
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I feel so bad for her family
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/15/18 4:01:37 AM
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Always wonder what final thoughts run through someones head during a situation like this. Youve done something incredibly stupid, death is imminent and you have a couple of seconds to think before its all over
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fan357
10/15/18 4:03:42 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Always wonder what final thoughts run through someones head during a situation like this. Youve done something incredibly stupid, death is imminent and you have a couple of seconds to think before its all over


I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/18 4:04:28 AM
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fan357 posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Always wonder what final thoughts run through someones head during a situation like this. Youve done something incredibly stupid, death is imminent and you have a couple of seconds to think before its all over


I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.

fan357 posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Always wonder what final thoughts run through someones head during a situation like this. Youve done something incredibly stupid, death is imminent and you have a couple of seconds to think before its all over


I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.

yeah , same
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Jswift254
10/15/18 4:19:43 AM
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Irony posted...
Is she still taking a selfie midair?

>___>
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cjsdowg
10/15/18 4:24:04 AM
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I looked at the video, and while she wasn't being safe it doesn't seem like she was being as crazy as people are making her out to be. She was leaning on the railing and fell over. Like I said wasn't the best idea, but it was not like she was tight-roping the railing when she fell.
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im not 13
10/15/18 4:27:19 AM
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MICHALCOLE posted...


Absolute

SAVAGE
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Ving_Rhames
10/15/18 4:42:00 AM
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fan357 posted...
I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.


Likewise, I literally said "God dammit" and braced for an impact that didn't end up killing me at all.
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/15/18 4:44:27 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
fan357 posted...
I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.


Likewise, I literally said "God dammit" and braced for an impact that didn't end up killing me at all.


lolololol, that was me before my shorts got caught and saved me. I was like, "this is wack," then got snagged.
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lob_city_3
10/15/18 4:48:20 AM
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MICHALCOLE posted...
Shes a good girl.. crazy bout Elvis..

Lmao
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l Dudeboy l
10/15/18 6:00:51 AM
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That railing is so low it looks like it was built to cause more accidents than it prevents.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/15/18 6:18:27 AM
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Darwin awards cull the population of stupid people doing stupid bullshit.

This is what happens when the importance of selfies over rides your basic will to survive.
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Rimmer_Dall
10/15/18 6:29:56 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
fan357 posted...
I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.


Likewise, I literally said "God dammit" and braced for an impact that didn't end up killing me at all.

When I fell as a kid (was looking at a bird's nest) I wasn't thinking any words. It was just kind of a feeling of shock. Luckily my arm hit a branch on the way down and flipped me, so instead of falling on my head I fell on my back. Took me a couple of minutes to get back up after that and crawl to my bike, but luckily I didn't break anything.
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St0rmFury
10/15/18 6:36:01 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
It's terrible but these always deserve the Darwin award

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Darwin awards cull the population of stupid people doing stupid bullshit.

This is what happens when the importance of selfies over rides your basic will to survive.

Too late, she left behind two children.
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Lyrica
10/15/18 6:52:00 AM
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Well, I guess that's one way to capture yourself while falling.
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visualboy2003
10/15/18 8:07:09 AM
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Lyrica posted...
Well, I guess that's one way to capture yourself while falling.

this way causes death.
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RchHomieQuanChi
10/15/18 8:10:16 AM
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fan357 posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Always wonder what final thoughts run through someones head during a situation like this. Youve done something incredibly stupid, death is imminent and you have a couple of seconds to think before its all over


I've been extremely close to death and all I thought was "well this is it". Wasn't dramatic at all.


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Ultima Dragon
10/15/18 8:13:29 AM
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lob_city_3 posted...
MICHALCOLE posted...
Shes a good girl.. crazy bout Elvis..

Lmao


Lmao indeed, just got this post on the second read. Surprised it took that long.

But yeah, gotta make sure you lean way back to get that perfect shot.

I go out to the mountains to hike a lot and I see people doing this shit all the time, at the edge of waterfalls and such. Yikes. You might be safe 99/100 times that you do it, but there's always that chance that you're going to lose your phone or worse, your life. Just for a few likes and a picture that will be instantly forgotten? I dunno, man. These are strange times.
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visualboy2003
10/15/18 8:20:33 AM
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Rimmer_Dall posted...
When I fell as a kid (was looking at a bird's nest) I wasn't thinking any words. It was just kind of a feeling of shock. Luckily my arm hit a branch on the way down and flipped me, so instead of falling on my head I fell on my back. Took me a couple of minutes to get back up after that and crawl to my bike, but luckily I didn't break anything.

the chinese sayinq - difficult to die. you will have much blessinq in your later life.
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QueenSarah
10/15/18 4:15:57 PM
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This makes me sad

Fortunately I am a master of selfies
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CProtectionSvce
10/17/18 1:07:20 AM
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The bad news is that now two children are without a mother. On the up side... at least she's not teaching them anything anymore...
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Manocheese
10/17/18 1:11:36 AM
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Stories like this and the Tide Pod challenge give me hope that maybe we won't end up like in Idiocracy.
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C_Pain
10/17/18 1:13:37 AM
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I fucking hate the "darwin awards!!!11" people. Like jesus. Someone made a mistake. They deserve to die?
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kingdrake2
10/17/18 1:14:42 AM
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CProtectionSvce posted...
The bad news is that now two children are without a mother. On the up side... at least she's not teaching them anything anymore...

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Manocheese
10/17/18 1:17:52 AM
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C_Pain posted...
I fucking hate the "darwin awards!!!11" people. Like jesus. Someone made a mistake. They deserve to die?

Deserve's got nothing to do with it. She made a mistake and it cost her.
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Sexypwnstar
10/17/18 1:21:05 AM
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Just seeing her body spin and twirl like that is like holy fuck man
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10/18/18 8:30:17 PM
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Millenials are the worst
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LordMarshal
10/20/18 3:43:00 PM
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When a car wrecked into me, which in the moment seemed like it could be fatal, i just felt a massive rush of adenaline despite not being able to run or anything. Also i felt i took and held my breath upon impact. I dont remember thinking anything, just staring at the car about to hit.

Im fine though...
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LordMarshal
10/20/18 3:46:33 PM
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balcony on the 27th floor

She was named locally as 44-year-old Sandra Manuela Da Costa Macedo

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St0rmFury
10/20/18 8:32:12 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
When a car wrecked into me, which in the moment seemed like it could be fatal, i just felt a massive rush of adenaline despite not being able to run or anything. Also i felt i took and held my breath upon impact. I dont remember thinking anything, just staring at the car about to hit.

Im fine though...

No bullet time?
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WesternMedia
10/22/18 4:38:12 PM
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RIP. Best of luck to her children
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