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TeaMilk 10/13/18 4:17:37 PM #1:	what do I do?? I have this new video I'm so excited to watch :( --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910469141] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>what do I do?? I have this new video I'm so excited to watch :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/13/18 4:18:52 PM #2:	Ask her to join. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:910469194] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>Ask her to join.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 10/13/18 4:18:53 PM #3:	Do it in the bathroom and be as loud as possible --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:910469196] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>Do it in the bathroom and be as loud as possible</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 10/13/18 4:19:01 PM #4:	headphones and "take a shit" --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:910469201] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>headphones and "take a shit"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LimboTraveller 10/13/18 4:19:01 PM #5:	TeaMilk posted... what do I do?? I have this new video I'm so excited to watch :( you sick fuck, stop watching my little pony <cite>LimboTraveller posted [p:910469202] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>what do I do?? I have this new video I'm so excited to watch :(</quote> you sick fuck, stop watching my little pony</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/13/18 4:22:16 PM #6:	RiderofHogs posted... Ask her to join. hmm maybe... YookaLaylee posted... Do it in the bathroom and be as loud as possible its so uncomfortable to do it in the bathroom though, I always have to do it in bed LimboTraveller posted... TeaMilk posted... what do I do?? I have this new video I'm so excited to watch :( you sick fuck, stop watching my little pony who do you think I am?? its a video of a big soft boy eating pizza naked --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910469340] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her to join.</quote> hmm maybe... <cite>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote>Do it in the bathroom and be as loud as possible</quote> its so uncomfortable to do it in the bathroom though, I always have to do it in bed <cite>LimboTraveller posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>what do I do?? I have this new video I'm so excited to watch :(</quote> you sick fuck, stop watching my little pony</quote> who do you think I am?? its a video of a big soft boy eating pizza naked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/13/18 4:23:47 PM #7:	If you want videos of big fat guys eating naked all you have to do is ask. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:910469400] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>If you want videos of big fat guys eating naked all you have to do is ask.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameGodOfAll 10/13/18 4:25:11 PM #8:	tags TC as coward --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! https://imgur.com/Fc39f <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:910469452] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>tags TC as coward</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 10/13/18 4:26:26 PM #9:	Uh, just close your door and deed away. Maybe turn on a fan to mask the sound, but you don't need to do that. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:910469495] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>Uh, just close your door and deed away. Maybe turn on a fan to mask the sound, but you don't need to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 10/13/18 4:28:50 PM #10:	smoke_break posted... Uh, just close your door and deed away. Maybe turn on a fan to mask the sound, but you don't need to do that. Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in fan --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:910469581] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote>Uh, just close your door and deed away. Maybe turn on a fan to mask the sound, but you don't need to do that.</quote> Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in fan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 10/13/18 4:29:01 PM #11:	YookaLaylee posted... Do it in the bathroom and be as loud as possible And then walk out like nothing happened. --- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:910469590] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote>Do it in the bathroom and be as loud as possible</quote> And then walk out like nothing happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/13/18 4:31:02 PM #12:	Do it in the kitchen --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:910469668] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>Do it in the kitchen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 10/13/18 4:31:57 PM #13:	do your roommate in the kitchen <cite>Reis posted [p:910469703] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>do your roommate in the kitchen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 10/13/18 4:33:23 PM #14:	Do your roommate in the kitchen with saran wrap --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:910469762] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>Do your roommate in the kitchen with saran wrap</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 10/13/18 4:35:08 PM #15:	How about you get some damn self control --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:910469829] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>How about you get some damn self control</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/13/18 10:41:43 PM #16:	RiderofHogs posted... If you want videos of big fat guys eating naked all you have to do is ask. Thanks, but i already have a private supplier off the deep web :D GameGodOfAll posted... tags TC as coward better than being tagged as a sex offender tbh smoke_break posted... Uh, just close your door and deed away. Maybe turn on a fan to mask the sound, but you don't need to do that. I share a one room dorm lol, I have no privacy unfortunately. I'd be deedin whenever I want if i had my own bedroom. Reis posted... do your roommate in the kitchen why the kitchen? there's not even room to get up on the counter or anything slimfizzle2 posted... Do your roommate in the kitchen with saran wrap https://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm KlRBEH posted... How about you get some damn self control I DID control myself for like 2 hours until she finally left smh --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910486967] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>If you want videos of big fat guys eating naked all you have to do is ask.</quote> Thanks, but i already have a private supplier off the deep web :D <cite>GameGodOfAll posted...</cite> <quote>tags TC as coward</quote> better than being tagged as a sex offender tbh <cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote>Uh, just close your door and deed away. Maybe turn on a fan to mask the sound, but you don't need to do that.</quote> I share a one room dorm lol, I have no privacy unfortunately. I'd be deedin whenever I want if i had my own bedroom. <cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>do your roommate in the kitchen</quote> why the kitchen? there's not even room to get up on the counter or anything <cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote>Do your roommate in the kitchen with saran wrap</quote> https://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm <cite>KlRBEH posted...</cite> <quote>How about you get some damn self control</quote> I DID control myself for like 2 hours until she finally left smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImNotAnIdiot 10/13/18 10:58:40 PM #17:	So....did it end up being a good deed session? --- https://imgur.com/Q9XJftg Blasted By Limitless Chad Dick <cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted [p:910487816] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>So....did it end up being a good deed session?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/13/18 11:00:39 PM #18:	TeaMilk posted... Thanks, but i already have a private supplier off the deep web :D You can never have too much porno. Plus you need some variety. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:910487894] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Thanks, but i already have a private supplier off the deep web :D</quote> You can never have too much porno. Plus you need some variety.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asagi_mode_gone 10/13/18 11:01:28 PM #19:	Invite a friend over and have that friend make it clear with body language that the roommate is going to hear sexy noises if you know what I mean <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted [p:910487927] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>Invite a friend over and have that friend make it clear with body language that the roommate is going to hear sexy noises if you know what I mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/13/18 11:02:40 PM #20:	ImNotAnIdiot posted... So....did it end up being a good deed session? yeah it was pretty good lmao i ended up falling asleep afterwards RiderofHogs posted... TeaMilk posted... Thanks, but i already have a private supplier off the deep web :D You can never have too much porno. Plus you need some variety. are you OFFERING?? asagi_mode_gone posted... Invite a friend over and have that friend make it clear with body language that the roommate is going to hear sexy noises if you know what I mean O_O I barely have any friends, let alone FWB if that's what you're implying --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910487987] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted...</cite> <quote>So....did it end up being a good deed session?</quote> yeah it was pretty good lmao i ended up falling asleep afterwards <cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Thanks, but i already have a private supplier off the deep web :D</quote> You can never have too much porno. Plus you need some variety.</quote> are you OFFERING?? <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted...</cite> <quote>Invite a friend over and have that friend make it clear with body language that the roommate is going to hear sexy noises if you know what I mean</quote> O_O I barely have any friends, let alone FWB if that's what you're implying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/13/18 11:05:47 PM #21:	TeaMilk posted... are you OFFERING?? Maybe, but I would need some form of payment. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:910488131] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>are you OFFERING?? </quote> Maybe, but I would need some form of payment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asagi_mode_gone 10/13/18 11:06:17 PM #22:	You don't even have to have the friend do anything, just have the friend as a buffer. "Oh hey teamilk's roommate things will be noisy for a bit sorry" and then the friend who is over can just watch YouTube vids really loud as you do your thing. <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted [p:910488151] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>You don't even have to have the friend do anything, just have the friend as a buffer. "Oh hey teamilk's roommate things will be noisy for a bit sorry" and then the friend who is over can just watch YouTube vids really loud as you do your thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/13/18 11:13:06 PM #23:	RiderofHogs posted... TeaMilk posted... are you OFFERING?? Maybe, but I would need some form of payment. alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even asagi_mode_gone posted... You don't even have to have the friend do anything, just have the friend as a buffer. "Oh hey teamilk's roommate things will be noisy for a bit sorry" and then the friend who is over can just watch YouTube vids really loud as you do your thing. i think there are easier ways to accomplish this that don't require me to deed around a friend, but its worth considering --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910488470] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>are you OFFERING?? </quote> Maybe, but I would need some form of payment.</quote> alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted...</cite> <quote>You don't even have to have the friend do anything, just have the friend as a buffer. "Oh hey teamilk's roommate things will be noisy for a bit sorry" and then the friend who is over can just watch YouTube vids really loud as you do your thing.</quote> i think there are easier ways to accomplish this that don't require me to deed around a friend, but its worth considering</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 10/13/18 11:14:36 PM #24:	what was da porn title you deeded to --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:910488540] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>what was da porn title you deeded to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 10/13/18 11:14:51 PM #25:	clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:910488557] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/13/18 11:17:04 PM #26:	OwlRammer posted... clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe im exaggerating a little but it its like 70% accurate --- hi hello how are you <cite>Harpie posted [p:910488664] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh</quote> False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe im exaggerating a little but it its like 70% accurate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 10/13/18 11:18:41 PM #27:	Harpie posted... OwlRammer posted... clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe im exaggerating a little but it its like 70% accurate that's still a 30% chance it'll work! ...or something --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:910488745] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh</quote> False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe im exaggerating a little but it its like 70% accurate</quote> that's still a 30% chance it'll work! ...or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asagi_mode_gone 10/13/18 11:18:53 PM #28:	If you wouldn't deed around them, are they REALLY your friend? <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted [p:910488753] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote>If you wouldn't deed around them, are they REALLY your friend?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/13/18 11:19:17 PM #29:	Harpie posted... OwlRammer posted... clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe i?m exaggerating a little but it it?s like 70% accurate I literally cannot imagine having the patience to deal with a roommate like that XP --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:910488774] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh</quote> False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe i?m exaggerating a little but it it?s like 70% accurate</quote> I literally cannot imagine having the patience to deal with a roommate like that XP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/13/18 11:20:30 PM #30:	ssj3vegeta_ posted... what was da porn title you deeded to 20181012_184637.mp4 ;) OwlRammer posted... clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh uhhh somehow I think she wouldn't be into the same type of stuff I am Harpie posted... OwlRammer posted... clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe im exaggerating a little but it its like 70% accurate hi harpie you should ease her into it, show her how great boobs can be --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910488830] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted...</cite> <quote>what was da porn title you deeded to</quote> 20181012_184637.mp4 ;) <cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh</quote> uhhh somehow I think she wouldn't be into the same type of stuff I am <cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>clearly the only logical solution is to watch the video together, nothing bonds roommates more than a good ol' fashioned porn sesh</quote> False information. My roommate is the most purest of christian girls. Mentioning that people are actually naked under their clothes would give her an aneurysm and have my room reeking of sage okay maybe im exaggerating a little but it its like 70% accurate</quote> hi harpie you should ease her into it, show her how great boobs can be</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/13/18 11:22:43 PM #31:	TeaMilk posted... alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even 220. Chunky but not morbidly obese. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:910488943] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even</quote> 220. Chunky but not morbidly obese.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/14/18 12:38:46 AM #32:	RiderofHogs posted... TeaMilk posted... alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even 220. Chunky but not morbidly obese. pretty good, but i think you can do better. Unless you're like 5'0" or something then i'm impressed --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:910492192] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even</quote> 220. Chunky but not morbidly obese.</quote> pretty good, but i think you can do better. Unless you're like 5'0" or something then i'm impressed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/14/18 12:43:21 AM #33:	TeaMilk posted... ssj3vegeta_ posted... what was da porn title you deeded to 20181012_184637.mp4 ;) lmao. I find this even more funny as a response to vegy in particular than I would otherwise. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:910492366] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted...</cite> <quote>what was da porn title you deeded to</quote> 20181012_184637.mp4 ;)</quote> lmao. I find this even more funny as a response to vegy in particular than I would otherwise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/14/18 1:15:47 AM #34:	TeaMilk posted... RiderofHogs posted... TeaMilk posted... alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even 220. Chunky but not morbidly obese. pretty good, but i think you can do better. Unless you're like 5'0" or something then i'm impressed You enjoyed my Truffle Shuffle all those years ago and I was a few pounds lighter back then. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:910493585] in I wanna de... [t:77094583]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>alright thanks i'll keep it in mind in case something happens to my current supplier. also how big are you even</quote> 220. Chunky but not morbidly obese.</quote> pretty good, but i think you can do better. Unless you're like 5'0" or something then i'm impressed</quote> You enjoyed my Truffle Shuffle all those years ago and I was a few pounds lighter back then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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