Current Events > Scenario: Superman saves you but then drops you 100s of miles away from home.

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UnfairRepresent
10/13/18 2:24:23 PM
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You're at work one day when bandits break in and start wrecking the place. They're taking everything that isn't nailed down. They grab you and throw you on your knees in front of them as they point their guns at you.

You piss yourself and close your eyes, expecting the end to come. When suddenly the shots go off, but you don't feel a thing. You open your eyes and see Superman standing in front of you, hands on hips, bullets bouncing off him like ping-pong balls off a wall.

Superman beats up the thugs until the leader one goes "You think you can stop me! Think again!" and throws a deadly gas grenade.

Superman laughs and goes "Ha! You think that can stop me?"
And the thug goes "No but I think it can stop him!" and points at you while you cough and sputter on the ground barely clinging to life. Your cell phone and wallet fall out of your pockets as you do this.

Superman picks you up and flies you to safety. Problem is because he is Superman he doesn't really think about how far he is going and instinctively flies back to his home city, hundreds of miles away from where you live.

Then he drops you off going "Stay safe citizen" and flies away because he heard the sound of a big British black man called Wesley being trapped under debris inside a burning barn outside the city. So off he goes.

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How do you react?

Superman saved you but now you are beat up, exhausted, broken, phoneles, have wet pants and are far away from home.

What do you do?
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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dirtycommunist
10/13/18 2:28:48 PM
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Go report the whole incident to the police, ask them for help.

Also hope that Wesley gets out ok.
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