Poll of the Day > I fear the day that trees will revolt against us

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TheWorstPoster
10/12/18 7:39:24 PM
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We grow them, cut them down and use their carcasses as furniture, burn them in a fire, and commit genocide against them to use as toothpicks.

The day trees walk, we are doomed.
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Red_Frog
10/12/18 7:50:29 PM
#2:


I don't, I have lighters.
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aHappySacka
10/12/18 7:51:43 PM
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"Why don't you make like a tree and get out."
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GastroFan
10/12/18 7:53:39 PM
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I fear for the day when the Vashtu Narada take back their forests. They can be any shadow but not every shadow.
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captpackrat
10/12/18 9:15:41 PM
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There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw

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synth_real
10/12/18 9:32:12 PM
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Blorfenburger
10/13/18 12:47:50 AM
#7:


No one is on there side
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