Current Events > Non-religious songs that mention God are cringe.

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Orlando_Jordan
10/12/18 2:12:51 PM
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Such as "Ariana Grande - God is a woman" and "Joan Osborne - What If God Was One Of Us."
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Lordgold666
10/12/18 2:25:10 PM
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Eyehategod - My name is god(i hate you)
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Irony
10/12/18 2:25:52 PM
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Non metal songs that mention objects made out of metal are cringe
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LastTomorrow
10/12/18 2:27:16 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Such as "Ariana Grande - God is a woman" and "Joan Osborne - What If God Was One Of Us."

If you read the lyrics carefully for Grandes song then it's all about her. She's so good at sex you have to think she is god of it
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WafflehouseJK
10/12/18 2:28:11 PM
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Yeah, God is a Woman is literally just her saying that she's great at sex.
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Gheb
10/12/18 2:30:13 PM
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I personally cringe at people who use 'cringe' as an adjective.
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Orlando_Jordan
10/12/18 2:31:50 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Yeah, God is a Woman is literally just her saying that she's great at sex.

She probably thinks she is, but compared to a pornstar, I bet she's nothing.
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WafflehouseJK
10/12/18 2:34:40 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Yeah, God is a Woman is literally just her saying that she's great at sex.

She probably thinks she is, but compared to a pornstar, I bet she's nothing.

The difference is, porn stars are great at sex, sure, but they have to be great at sex in a very particular way. They have to be "great" in that they have to have sex in ways that give the best view to the camera, and often a lot of those positions aren't very comfortable or attractive to both her and the person she's having sex with.

I'd rather have sex with a hot non-porn star celebrity than a pornstar for that reason, by far.
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