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PikachuMaxwell
10/10/18 9:00:03 PM
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Your teenage daughter just wants to live a normal teenage life, hanging out with her friends and such, but because of circumstances (I mean, she's the "First Daughter" of the United States!) it would be impossible to let her live a normal life.

What do you do?
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Kombucha
10/10/18 9:12:10 PM
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PikachuMaxwell
10/10/18 9:12:23 PM
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Kombucha posted...
ur mum m8


Wah.
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PogonaVitticeps
10/10/18 9:13:41 PM
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Why does this feel like a copy and paste?
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PikachuMaxwell
10/10/18 9:14:37 PM
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PogonaVitticeps posted...
Why does this feel like a copy and paste?


How did you know?
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Kazi1212
10/10/18 9:16:38 PM
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Do what Obama did, be a beta around your children so they forget theyre leading a restricted life and just feel sorry for you enough to stick around.
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joestarrr
10/10/18 9:16:43 PM
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First act as president: lock all men up because they are rapist pigs

/s for those who need it
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Darkrobotisback
10/10/18 9:17:55 PM
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joestarrr posted...
First act as president: lock all men up because they are rapist pigs

/s for those who need it

Good thing I can turn into a woman every time I bathe in warm water!
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LanHikari10
10/10/18 9:19:08 PM
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I'd resign immediately. I want nothing to do with politics or being the President.
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Zack_Attackv1
10/10/18 9:20:23 PM
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jpennys_cat
10/10/18 9:20:34 PM
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Ban dogs.
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JoeDangIt
10/10/18 9:28:25 PM
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Get her a new identity.
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gguirao
10/13/18 3:21:00 AM
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Send her to live with other relatives.
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