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Vermander
10/09/18 7:32:50 AM
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...and that stopped 100% of matches.

Really proves a point of why this app is a waste of time.
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Fam_Fam
10/09/18 7:34:48 AM
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100% of 0 is 0
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ClockworkHare
10/09/18 7:35:37 AM
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pinky0926
10/09/18 7:37:42 AM
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Maybe it's because it's a dull as shit basic bro thing to say
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bknight
10/09/18 7:38:47 AM
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Ever have a girl trying to spot you on a 1rpm? They're useless and it's a pain to always take off your 45s to like 25 every time it's their turn to squat, much less dead.
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Vermander
10/09/18 7:45:27 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Maybe it's because it's a dull as shit basic bro thing to say


Its mostly just a test, Ive been getting a lot of girls lately who are really overweight, and try to hide it so I am trying to weed them out. I had 24 matches in a week when I put looking for someone to cuddle and watch adventure time with.

Coincidentally all of these women were either severely overweight or ignored my messages completely.
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Vermander
10/09/18 7:49:26 AM
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bknight posted...
Ever have a girl trying to spot you on a 1rpm? They're useless and it's a pain to always take off your 45s to like 25 every time it's their turn to squat, much less dead.


I dont 1rm often, but yeah I doubt a woman would be all that useful for that.
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Hayame Zero
10/09/18 7:50:18 AM
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Post your photos.
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Vermander
10/09/18 7:57:09 AM
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Hayame Zero posted...
Post your photos.

I can here in a bit. At a glance:

1. Good photo of my face
2. One with my dog
3. One at a picnic with some friends
4. A couple non-intimate pics with my ex
5. One of me at the Columbus Zoo standing in front of a dragon
6. Another one with some friends having a drink
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lilORANG
10/09/18 7:58:12 AM
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What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
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Vermander
10/09/18 8:11:31 AM
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lilORANG posted...
What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.


Is this from a movie?
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SailorGoon
10/09/18 8:39:33 AM
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lilORANG posted...
What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

That flyer looks like a dick
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/09/18 8:46:39 AM
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Vermander posted...
A couple non-intimate pics with my

Why
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WaterLink
10/09/18 8:47:15 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
lilORANG posted...
What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

That flyer looks like a dick

No, it's a bicep.
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BalisticWarri0r
10/09/18 8:48:04 AM
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lilORANG posted...
What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

One of the best episodes of always sunny.
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RchHomieQuanChi
10/09/18 8:49:21 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
100% of 0 is 0


damn lol
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ProfessorKukui
10/09/18 8:49:44 AM
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EnragedSlith
10/09/18 8:52:53 AM
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Vermander posted...
Hayame Zero posted...
Post your photos.

I can here in a bit. At a glance:

1. Good photo of my face
2. One with my dog
3. One at a picnic with some friends
4. A couple non-intimate pics with my ex
5. One of me at the Columbus Zoo standing in front of a dragon
6. Another one with some friends having a drink

Whats your dick like, show us your dick
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OpenlyGator
10/09/18 9:00:37 AM
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Vermander posted...
Ive been getting a lot of girls lately who are really overweight

TC must look like a 10 piece thing of chicken nuggets.
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Vermander
10/09/18 9:36:57 AM
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OpenlyGator posted...
Vermander posted...
Ive been getting a lot of girls lately who are really overweight

TC must look like a 10 piece thing of chicken nuggets.


I train 4 days a week in weightlifting, so lolno.
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