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LyraTheUnicorn 10/08/18 3:17:08 AM #1: |
Yea have super sperm that penetrate condoms and defeat hormone blockers, and can travel through the bloodstream, so anal and oral aren't safe either.
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ProfessorKukui 10/08/18 3:17:56 AM #2: |
Well that's a non-issue for me. Sign me the fuck up.
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slothica 10/08/18 3:20:01 AM #3: |
How does this work if we both have vaginas? Am I suddenly squirting fertile semen? Cause that's a fuckin no go bro.
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King Rial 10/08/18 3:20:12 AM #4: |
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Itachi157 10/08/18 3:22:15 AM #5: |
ProfessorKukui posted...
Well that's a non-issue for me. Sign me the fuck up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 10/08/18 3:24:08 AM #6: |
Nobody will fuck me anyway so obviously
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pinky0926 10/08/18 3:24:22 AM #7: |
That sum wouldn't go very far at all for the amount of alimony I'd be paying. Absolutely no deal
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FF_Redux 10/08/18 3:25:32 AM #8: |
Nice free money
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tamashiini 10/08/18 3:33:19 AM #9: |
slothica posted...
How does this work if we both have vaginas? Am I suddenly squirting fertile semen? Cause that's a fuckin no go bro. Speak for yourself, that sounds fucking awesome. I'd become a female Genghis Khan and offer my services to other lesbians. --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChainedRedone 10/08/18 3:33:56 AM #10: |
slothica posted...
How does this work if we both have vaginas? Am I suddenly squirting fertile semen? Cause that's a fuckin no go bro. Are you sloth from tinychat? --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 10/08/18 3:34:20 AM #11: |
Question: What if she is pregnant already?
Also, free money regardless because girls don't want to have sex with me anyways. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 20; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://i.imgtc.com/Ejs0WrG.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toyota 10/08/18 3:42:45 AM #12: |
just every girl you have sex with will get pregnant at least once? Or every time you have sex it ends up in pregnancy?
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DarkTransient 10/08/18 4:26:31 AM #13: |
Deal. I tell my gf to start identifying as something other than female, thus she isn't a girl and it doesn't apply. Checkmate atheists.
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legendarylemur 10/08/18 4:30:35 AM #14: |
ProfessorKukui posted...
Well that's a non-issue for me. Sign me the fuck up. I've always known you'd be the type of person to knock up your massive massive harem --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/JGJqvwW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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neverwin 10/08/18 4:33:27 AM #15: |
PiOverlord posted...
Question: What if she is pregnant already? You impregnate the fetus. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? https://imgur.com/S0RN1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 10/08/18 4:50:59 AM #16: |
Do I have to pay child support?
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Wetterdew 10/08/18 4:52:46 AM #17: |
I'm gay and don't want to have sex with girls anyway, so there are no downsides, so yeah I'd take the deal.
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the0rebirth 10/08/18 5:04:21 AM #19: |
Considering I prefer fetish fun and handjobs to sex, anyway, yeah -- sign me the fuck up.
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Nidhoggr 10/08/18 5:19:02 AM #20: |
Deal, my wife doesn't have a uterus.
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hockeybub89 10/08/18 5:21:51 AM #21: |
I'm never going to have sex, so free money
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PiOverlord 10/08/18 5:32:03 AM #22: |
neverwin posted...
PiOverlord posted...Question: What if she is pregnant already? That's disturbing, and I feel like the fetus would die. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 20; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://i.imgtc.com/Ejs0WrG.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 10/08/18 5:36:30 AM #23: |
King Rial posted...
Deal. --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkmaian23 10/08/18 5:49:03 AM #24: |
hockeybub89 posted...
I'm never going to have sex, so free money ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 10/08/18 5:59:43 AM #26: |
Nah, my gf would literally die if she got pregnant, so it's a no go.
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GunmaN1905 10/08/18 6:11:45 AM #27: |
So, I'm Dwight Howard that makes way less per year?
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OpenlyGator 10/08/18 6:32:36 AM #28: |
-be gay
-date trans women --- 1990:You didn't get the memo? 2018:What's a memo...? http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/28/IdPuv.png http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/28/IdSqD.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/08/18 6:33:31 AM #29: |
Bestow $1M/y unto me, comrade.
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UltraDeku 10/08/18 6:48:35 AM #30: |
slothica posted...
How does this work if we both have vaginas? Am I suddenly squirting fertile semen? Cause that's a fuckin no go bro. Would you be able to get yourself pregnant, even if you were by yourself? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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