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Error1355 10/07/18 10:14:44 AM #1:	Yelling wasn't as fun as I thought, bad advice is. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910109882] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Yelling wasn't as fun as I thought, bad advice is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 10/07/18 10:15:31 AM #2:	should I walk to the corner store and get beer --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:910109903] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>should I walk to the corner store and get beer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/07/18 10:17:10 AM #3:	Should I go the speaker's circle at my college and spread the word of Bowsette?!? --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 20; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://i.imgtc.com/Ejs0WrG.jpg <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:910109951] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Should I go the speaker's circle at my college and spread the word of Bowsette?!?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 10/07/18 10:17:41 AM #4:	How do I shot web --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario Now Playing: nothing :( <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:910109965] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>How do I shot web</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 10/07/18 10:18:08 AM #5:	I want to take a year off work to sleep in and play video games all day Is this a good idea? --- Come check out my community board for NEET discussions: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1467-neet-discussions <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:910109975] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>I want to take a year off work to sleep in and play video games all day Is this a good idea?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat 10/07/18 10:19:31 AM #6:	Should I try to become friends with Doge? --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #DontStabMe #KittyPryde #HatersGonnaHate \| #VoteYesOnPikaBan <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:910110006] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Should I try to become friends with Doge?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 10/07/18 10:19:37 AM #7:	What can I do to get myself some sweet sweet lovin? --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:910110010] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>What can I do to get myself some sweet sweet lovin?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 10:27:40 AM #8:	catboy0_0 posted... should I walk to the corner store and get beer Call 911 and get them to drive you. PiOverlord posted... Should I go the speaker's circle at my college and spread the word of Bowsette?!? Dress up as her first. Dress as a slutty Bowsette. Have a tablet full of Rule 34 of her as well to convince them. Alpha218 posted... How do I shot web First you get a gun, you load it, and you shoot Spiderman with it. REMercsChamp posted... I want to take a year off work to sleep in and play video games all day Is this a good idea? Do better. Call into work pretending to be your brother or something, tell them you died unexpectedly. You'll get some flowers and cards from co-workers. Then you can lock yourself in for that year and no one will interrupt you. After a year passes you should just show up to work as if normal and pretend nothing happened. When they ask you what the fuck the funeral was about and why you were gone for a year tell them you have no idea what they are talking about, you were in work yesterday. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910110230] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote>should I walk to the corner store and get beer</quote> Call 911 and get them to drive you. <cite>PiOverlord posted...</cite> <quote>Should I go the speaker's circle at my college and spread the word of Bowsette?!?</quote> Dress up as her first. Dress as a slutty Bowsette. Have a tablet full of Rule 34 of her as well to convince them. <cite>Alpha218 posted...</cite> <quote>How do I shot web</quote> First you get a gun, you load it, and you shoot Spiderman with it. <cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>I want to take a year off work to sleep in and play video games all day Is this a good idea?</quote> Do better. Call into work pretending to be your brother or something, tell them you died unexpectedly. You'll get some flowers and cards from co-workers. Then you can lock yourself in for that year and no one will interrupt you. After a year passes you should just show up to work as if normal and pretend nothing happened. When they ask you what the fuck the funeral was about and why you were gone for a year tell them you have no idea what they are talking about, you were in work yesterday.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 10/07/18 10:27:54 AM #9:	Please help me find a girlfriend, Error!! --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:910110238] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Please help me find a girlfriend, Error!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP- 10/07/18 10:31:42 AM #10:	How do I avoid getting banned on gamefaqs --- http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f my favorite albums <cite>SMAP- posted [p:910110366] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>How do I avoid getting banned on gamefaqs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 10:38:26 AM #11:	jpennys_cat posted... Should I try to become friends with Doge? Yes is the worst answer possible to that question. Doom_Art posted... What can I do to get myself some sweet sweet lovin? So what you need to do is wear jorts, that anime girl orgasm face t-shirt, and go walk into victorias secret hitting on all the women in there. You'll be swimming in it. sauceje posted... Please help me find a girlfriend, Error!! Next time you are on a porn site click the 'hot girls in your area' link and follow the directions they give you there. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910110563] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>jpennys_cat posted...</cite> <quote>Should I try to become friends with Doge?</quote> Yes is the worst answer possible to that question. <cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>What can I do to get myself some sweet sweet lovin?</quote> So what you need to do is wear jorts, that anime girl orgasm face t-shirt, and go walk into victorias secret hitting on all the women in there. You'll be swimming in it. <cite>sauceje posted...</cite> <quote>Please help me find a girlfriend, Error!!</quote> Next time you are on a porn site click the 'hot girls in your area' link and follow the directions they give you there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 10/07/18 10:45:14 AM #12:	Error1355 posted... sauceje posted... Please help me find a girlfriend, Error!! Next time you are on a porn site click the 'hot girls in your area' link and follow the directions they give you there. Alllright I have a good feeling bout this --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:910110797] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>sauceje posted...</cite> <quote>Please help me find a girlfriend, Error!!</quote> Next time you are on a porn site click the 'hot girls in your area' link and follow the directions they give you there.</quote> Alllright I have a good feeling bout this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmo7897 10/07/18 10:48:51 AM #13:	If my boss gets fired, should I apply for his job? --- All Things Final Fantasy: http://gmo7897.com/s/atff There are some walks you have to take alone. <cite>gmo7897 posted [p:910110917] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>If my boss gets fired, should I apply for his job?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 10/07/18 10:50:24 AM #14:	My dog didnt finish her breakfast. What do I do with the leftovers? <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:910110970] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>My dog didnt finish her breakfast. What do I do with the leftovers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDogfather 10/07/18 10:57:40 AM #15:	In my Twilight Princess HD guide, how should I go about covering the twenty-something Poe Souls that are immediately obtainable after I gain the ability to freely shift between Human Link and Wolf Link? They're scattered everywhere. Fortunately, most of them are close to warp points. --- I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR. - __aCEr__ <cite>TheDogfather posted [p:910111217] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>In my Twilight Princess HD guide, how should I go about covering the twenty-something Poe Souls that are immediately obtainable after I gain the ability to freely shift between Human Link and Wolf Link? They're scattered everywhere. Fortunately, most of them are close to warp points.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 10:57:59 AM #16:	gmo7897 posted... If my boss gets fired, should I apply for his job? You should instead quit your job as well in solidarity with your boss. CE_gonna_CE posted... My dog didnt finish her breakfast. What do I do with the leftovers? Make sure there are no leftovers by force feeding your dog the rest of the food. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910111223] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>gmo7897 posted...</cite> <quote>If my boss gets fired, should I apply for his job?</quote> You should instead quit your job as well in solidarity with your boss. <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted...</cite> <quote>My dog didnt finish her breakfast. What do I do with the leftovers?</quote> Make sure there are no leftovers by force feeding your dog the rest of the food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 11:20:58 AM #17:	@TheDogfather posted... In my Twilight Princess HD guide, how should I go about covering the twenty-something Poe Souls that are immediately obtainable after I gain the ability to freely shift between Human Link and Wolf Link? They're scattered everywhere. Fortunately, most of them are close to warp points. So this will require two people. Hook up the Wii sensor bar and grab a Wiimote. You need a friend on the Wiimote constantly shaking it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. You need to go and create a new game in the same save slot. Play about an hour in while your friend continues to constantly shake it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. Make sure you save the game at least twice during this time, and at exactly 56 minutes and 13 seconds of playing on this new save you must shut off the Wii U from the power plug. Plug it back in and you should have your twenty-something Poe Souls. If your save is still set to the new game then your friend must have not activated the trick properly and didn't shake or press A enough. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910112036] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>@TheDogfather posted...</cite> <quote>In my Twilight Princess HD guide, how should I go about covering the twenty-something Poe Souls that are immediately obtainable after I gain the ability to freely shift between Human Link and Wolf Link? They're scattered everywhere. Fortunately, most of them are close to warp points.</quote> So this will require two people. Hook up the Wii sensor bar and grab a Wiimote. You need a friend on the Wiimote constantly shaking it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. You need to go and create a new game in the same save slot. Play about an hour in while your friend continues to constantly shake it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. Make sure you save the game at least twice during this time, and at exactly 56 minutes and 13 seconds of playing on this new save you must shut off the Wii U from the power plug. Plug it back in and you should have your twenty-something Poe Souls. If your save is still set to the new game then your friend must have not activated the trick properly and didn't shake or press A enough.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDogfather 10/07/18 11:23:10 AM #18:	That could get us all killed. --- I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR. - __aCEr__ <cite>TheDogfather posted [p:910112122] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>That could get us all killed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 10/07/18 11:23:19 AM #19:	Error1355 posted... @TheDogfather posted... In my Twilight Princess HD guide, how should I go about covering the twenty-something Poe Souls that are immediately obtainable after I gain the ability to freely shift between Human Link and Wolf Link? They're scattered everywhere. Fortunately, most of them are close to warp points. So this will require two people. Hook up the Wii sensor bar and grab a Wiimote. You need a friend on the Wiimote constantly shaking it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. You need to go and create a new game in the same save slot. Play about an hour in while your friend continues to constantly shake it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. Make sure you save the game at least twice during this time, and at exactly 56 minutes and 13 seconds of playing on this new save you must shut off the Wii U from the power plug. Plug it back in and you should have your twenty-something Poe Souls. If your save is still set to the new game then your friend must have not activated the trick properly and didn't shake or press A enough. Thanks, this is good advice. --- Come check out my community board for NEET discussions: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1467-neet-discussions <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:910112128] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@TheDogfather posted...</cite> <quote>In my Twilight Princess HD guide, how should I go about covering the twenty-something Poe Souls that are immediately obtainable after I gain the ability to freely shift between Human Link and Wolf Link? They're scattered everywhere. Fortunately, most of them are close to warp points.</quote> So this will require two people. Hook up the Wii sensor bar and grab a Wiimote. You need a friend on the Wiimote constantly shaking it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. You need to go and create a new game in the same save slot. Play about an hour in while your friend continues to constantly shake it back and forth while pressing the A button over and over. Make sure you save the game at least twice during this time, and at exactly 56 minutes and 13 seconds of playing on this new save you must shut off the Wii U from the power plug. Plug it back in and you should have your twenty-something Poe Souls. If your save is still set to the new game then your friend must have not activated the trick properly and didn't shake or press A enough.</quote> Thanks, this is good advice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 11:24:23 AM #20:	Who is the best moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910112178] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Who is the best moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 11:25:20 AM #21:	Ohh and also, I need a gimmick.. What should it be? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910112234] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Ohh and also, I need a gimmick.. What should it be?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP- 10/07/18 11:39:20 AM #22:	SMAP- posted... How do I avoid getting banned on gamefaqs --- http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f my favorite albums <cite>SMAP- posted [p:910112843] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>SMAP- posted...</cite> <quote>How do I avoid getting banned on gamefaqs</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 11:45:10 AM #23:	stone posted... Who is the best moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com? The best moderator on the site was Cheradenine. stone posted... Ohh and also, I need a gimmick.. What should it be? So this one will require a bit more work than your average gimmick and a lot of time, but I think the payoff is worth it. So you need to befriend multiple people on GameFAQs. You be perfectly normal, play it totally straight and nothing weird or gimmicky at all. One day suggest that all these friends meet up. You've saved money so you could actually pay them all to fly out to a single location and they go on the trip. You hire someone to go in your place and pretend to be you. But it's a 70 year old man who is hard of hearing and constantly tries to hit on them. You also hired a crew to kidnap the 70 year old man and pretend to execute him in front of your friends. After the trip ends you never sign back into your GameFAQs account again, but randomly send post cards to their addresses asking them various questions with no return address or way to actually answer them. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910113113] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Who is the best moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?</quote> The best moderator on the site was Cheradenine. <cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Ohh and also, I need a gimmick.. What should it be?</quote> So this one will require a bit more work than your average gimmick and a lot of time, but I think the payoff is worth it. So you need to befriend multiple people on GameFAQs. You be perfectly normal, play it totally straight and nothing weird or gimmicky at all. One day suggest that all these friends meet up. You've saved money so you could actually pay them all to fly out to a single location and they go on the trip. You hire someone to go in your place and pretend to be you. But it's a 70 year old man who is hard of hearing and constantly tries to hit on them. You also hired a crew to kidnap the 70 year old man and pretend to execute him in front of your friends. After the trip ends you never sign back into your GameFAQs account again, but randomly send post cards to their addresses asking them various questions with no return address or way to actually answer them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 11:48:49 AM #24:	Error1355 posted... stone posted... Who is the best moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com? The best moderator on the site was Cheradenine. stone posted... Ohh and also, I need a gimmick.. What should it be? So this one will require a bit more work than your average gimmick and a lot of time, but I think the payoff is worth it. So you need to befriend multiple people on GameFAQs. You be perfectly normal, play it totally straight and nothing weird or gimmicky at all. One day suggest that all these friends meet up. You've saved money so you could actually pay them all to fly out to a single location and they go on the trip. You hire someone to go in your place and pretend to be you. But it's a 70 year old man who is hard of hearing and constantly tries to hit on them. After the trip ends you never sign back into your GameFAQs account again, but randomly send post cards to their addresses asking them various questions with no return address or way to actually answer them. Might I hire a 70 year old woman instead, just to fuck up with their minds even more? Or a couple, and have them say they share everything, online and in bed, while both flirting with the others? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910113287] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Who is the best moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?</quote> The best moderator on the site was Cheradenine. <cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Ohh and also, I need a gimmick.. What should it be?</quote> So this one will require a bit more work than your average gimmick and a lot of time, but I think the payoff is worth it. So you need to befriend multiple people on GameFAQs. You be perfectly normal, play it totally straight and nothing weird or gimmicky at all. One day suggest that all these friends meet up. You've saved money so you could actually pay them all to fly out to a single location and they go on the trip. You hire someone to go in your place and pretend to be you. But it's a 70 year old man who is hard of hearing and constantly tries to hit on them. After the trip ends you never sign back into your GameFAQs account again, but randomly send post cards to their addresses asking them various questions with no return address or way to actually answer them.</quote> Might I hire a 70 year old woman instead, just to fuck up with their minds even more? Or a couple, and have them say they share everything, online and in bed, while both flirting with the others?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 11:50:27 AM #25:	stone posted... Might I hire a 70 year old woman instead, just to fuck up with their minds even more? Or a couple, and have them say they share everything, online and in bed, while both flirting with the others? These seem like valid alternatives, yes. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910113348] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Might I hire a 70 year old woman instead, just to fuck up with their minds even more? Or a couple, and have them say they share everything, online and in bed, while both flirting with the others?</quote> These seem like valid alternatives, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 11:50:59 AM #26:	Error1355 posted... stone posted... Might I hire a 70 year old woman instead, just to fuck up with their minds even more? Or a couple, and have them say they share everything, online and in bed, while both flirting with the others? These seem like valid alternatives, yes. Good thanks for the advice, I'll put the plan in motion right away! --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910113364] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Might I hire a 70 year old woman instead, just to fuck up with their minds even more? Or a couple, and have them say they share everything, online and in bed, while both flirting with the others?</quote> These seem like valid alternatives, yes.</quote> Good thanks for the advice, I'll put the plan in motion right away!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 11:51:40 AM #27:	So... a totally unrelated question. Will you be my friend? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910113389] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>So... a totally unrelated question. Will you be my friend?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 10/07/18 11:52:26 AM #28:	stone posted... So... a totally unrelated question. Will you be my friend? Sure! --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:910113417] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>So... a totally unrelated question. Will you be my friend?</quote> Sure!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 11:53:42 AM #29:	Error1355 posted... stone posted... So... a totally unrelated question. Will you be my friend? Sure! Was that a serious answer or the worst answer? Either way, yay, 1 friend down, however many to go! --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910113473] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>So... a totally unrelated question. Will you be my friend?</quote> Sure!</quote> Was that a serious answer or the worst answer? Either way, yay, 1 friend down, however many to go!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fossil 10/07/18 12:02:47 PM #31:	Error1355 posted... The best moderator on the site was Cheradenine. Hahaha --- http://i.imgtc.com/fHHz9y2.png <cite>Fossil posted [p:910113908] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote>The best moderator on the site was Cheradenine.</quote> Hahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/07/18 4:42:48 PM #32:	What does the fox say? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:910128340] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>What does the fox say?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sogeking100 10/07/18 4:44:55 PM #33:	Can I borrow $50? --- 100 shots, 100 hits! Sogeking of Sniper Island is here! <cite>Sogeking100 posted [p:910128441] in Bad Advice... [t:77075612]...</cite> <quote>Can I borrow $50?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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