Current Events > The NPCs in Witcher 3 are really dumb as fuck

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Why do they always start a fight with Geralt?

I mean for one thing, he's a witcher. Guy has the creepy cat eyes. Witcher means mutated assassin warrior who's dedicated his life to being a killing machine. For another, just look at him. He's like 6ft3 and 250lbs of pure muscle and he's covered in scars. Also he has two swords. Would you fuck with a guy who actually needs more than one sword at a time? And armour. So much armour. I mean putting all that aside he's just one mean looking son of a bitch.

But by all means, come at me with your tiny blackjack and twill shirt, I'm sure this will end well for you...
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*Playing Skyrim wearing a full set of armor and weapons made from the bones of dragons that I have slain, complete with enchantments, and accompanied by two Dremora lords that I literally summoned from the pits of Hell, each decked out in Daedric armor*

Half naked bandit with an iron dagger: Never should have come here!