Current Events > 1 thousand dollars, but you must go 1 year without porn.

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CosmicShadows
10/05/18 3:31:30 AM
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What ya say?
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No_U_L7
10/05/18 3:32:12 AM
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it takes me like 2 days to make 1,000 dollars....whereas i enjoy porn 365 days a year
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Lathissamus
10/05/18 3:34:55 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
it takes me like 2 days to make 1,000 dollars....whereas i enjoy porn 365 days a year

porn is the closest you get to women, so...
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frozenshock
10/05/18 3:35:49 AM
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Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.
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Killmonger
10/05/18 3:36:33 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
it takes me like 2 days to make 1,000 dollars....whereas i enjoy porn 365 days a year

porn is the closest you get to women, so...

lol
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DarthWendy
10/05/18 3:39:00 AM
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I went all my years without porn, give me the dough.
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clyde_frog
10/05/18 3:40:10 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.


Yes you absolutely would.
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Lathissamus
10/05/18 3:40:45 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.

you are out of your mind
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frozenshock
10/05/18 3:41:02 AM
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clyde_frog posted...
frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.


Yes you absolutely would.


And go without porn?

The blood would drain from my balls. Death would soon follow.
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im not 13
10/05/18 3:41:41 AM
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Easy money

Porn is boring af yo
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LethalAffinity
10/05/18 3:57:32 AM
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Lord_Wombat
10/05/18 4:08:02 AM
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This topic made me sad

CE needs to get laid :(
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Lathissamus
10/05/18 4:10:06 AM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
This topic made me sad

CE needs to get laid :(

Stop projecting.
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Lord_Wombat
10/05/18 4:10:47 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
This topic made me sad

CE needs to get laid :(

Stop projecting.

Lolok
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WaterLink
10/05/18 4:11:10 AM
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Yes. I can still deed with the power of imagination.
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No_U_L7
10/05/18 4:12:20 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.


dude, for a billion dollars you can hire a porn star to come to your house every single night for the rest of your life...
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frozenshock
10/05/18 4:12:54 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.


dude, for a billion dollars you can hire a porn star to come to your house every single night for the rest of your life...


It's not the same, though.

With porn I'm alone in my thoughts.
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MuayThai85
10/05/18 4:12:59 AM
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frozenshock posted...
clyde_frog posted...
frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.


Yes you absolutely would.


And go without porn?

The blood would drain from my balls. Death would soon follow.


You could literally hire multiple hookers per day for the year and barely put a dent into the money. Hell, you could hire porn stars and have them put on private sex shows where you can just beat your meat while watching them.
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FF_Redux
10/05/18 4:13:19 AM
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Can I watch my own created videos?

Can I read sex stories?
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Parappa09
10/05/18 4:14:05 AM
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MuayThai85
10/05/18 4:14:27 AM
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frozenshock posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
frozenshock posted...
Not even for a billion dollars would I agree to this.


dude, for a billion dollars you can hire a porn star to come to your house every single night for the rest of your life...


It's not the same, though.

With porn I'm alone in my thoughts.


Watch them through one of those see thru mirrors. Problem solved.
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frozenshock
10/05/18 4:14:45 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
You could literally hire multiple hookers per day for the year and barely put a dent into the money. Hell, you could hire porn stars and have them put on private sex shows where you can just beat your meat while watching them.


Would it be like in Spartacus?
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Itachi157
10/05/18 4:15:15 AM
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Never watch porn anyway, free 1000 bucks.
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MuayThai85
10/05/18 4:15:23 AM
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frozenshock posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
You could literally hire multiple hookers per day for the year and barely put a dent into the money. Hell, you could hire porn stars and have them put on private sex shows where you can just beat your meat while watching them.


Would it be like in Spartacus?


With a billion dollars you could make it like whatever the fuck you want.
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frozenshock
10/05/18 4:16:26 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
With a billion dollars you could make it like whatever the fuck you want.


Damn.

Hum.
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im not 13
10/05/18 4:43:08 AM
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frozenshock posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
With a billion dollars you could make it like whatever the fuck you want.


Damn.

Hum.


HOW ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH THIS DECISION?
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frozenshock
10/05/18 4:44:55 AM
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im not 13 posted...
frozenshock posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
With a billion dollars you could make it like whatever the fuck you want.


Damn.

Hum.


HOW ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH THIS DECISION?


Just struggling to imagine the possibilities

I'd have 5 or 6 of them lining up... eating ice cream off each other... and... and... and I'd be lying on my back with one girl feeding me grapes from a gold plate
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DeathDeathSong
10/05/18 4:47:41 AM
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what exactly is defined as porn here

does erotic literature count or what
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Kisai
10/05/18 5:50:23 AM
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Where's my $34,000?
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Devil_Katt_II
10/05/18 5:51:02 AM
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yes
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Mareen
10/05/18 5:51:49 AM
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Easiest money possible.
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Ic3Bullet
10/05/18 5:52:59 AM
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I may be going a year without it anyway, because Im too lazy to get the virus on my laptop fixed. So sure.
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Agnostic420
10/05/18 6:11:50 AM
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$1000 isnt enough to give up much of anything for a year.
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Kanaya413
10/05/18 6:31:28 AM
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I could try
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