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Lord_Shadow
10/04/18 4:08:52 AM
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She also only wears this
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She only watches shark related shows and movies like Shark tank Sharknado Jaws Etc and she insist that you watch them with her she also gets particularly emotional during Sharknado.
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gguirao
10/04/18 4:11:00 AM
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That's already more sex than I'm having now. Deal.
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SaithSayer
10/04/18 4:27:20 AM
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I thought shark week was going to be a euphemism for her period.
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Waddlez
10/04/18 5:54:24 AM
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Duncanwii
10/04/18 6:02:57 AM
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Is she wearing any underwear under that shark or is she just naked?
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Lord_Shadow
10/04/18 6:36:28 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Is she wearing any underwear under that shark or is she just naked?

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Lord_Shadow
10/04/18 6:37:25 AM
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Also her career in life is being a loan Shark
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Duncanwii
10/04/18 6:40:07 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Also her career in life is being a loan Shark

@Lord_Shadow I think that last comment jumped the shark :D
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Lord_Shadow
10/04/18 6:42:55 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
Also her career in life is being a loan Shark

@Lord_Shadow I think that last comment jumped the shark :D

Lmao
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WilliamPorygon
10/04/18 6:44:25 AM
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Eh, I'd have to pass for several reasons:
1) I can't deal with it if she's not going to put out 51 weeks of the year
2) The constant shark movie crap will get on my nerves pretty quickly
3) That cheap-ass Halloween costume is no substitute for a proper fursuit
4) As a shark, she's my natural enemy anyway
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Lord_Shadow
10/04/18 8:07:05 AM
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Also during sex the only words you are allowed to say are "I am A Shark"
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Lord_Shadow
10/05/18 12:15:06 AM
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HighOnSolar
10/05/18 12:18:37 AM
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Is she good at pool
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Mako_Sharknado
10/05/18 12:21:06 AM
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Yes
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Lord_Shadow
10/05/18 12:22:32 AM
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HighOnSolar posted...
Is she good at pool

YesMako_Sharknado posted...
Yes

Great username
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prince_leo
10/05/18 12:23:07 AM
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shark week is also a euphemism for being on your period
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The_Doge
10/05/18 12:45:43 AM
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Lord_Shadow
10/05/18 10:01:41 PM
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She also demands you wear this hat
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meralonne
10/05/18 10:05:05 PM
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Guys, she cannot possibly be the perfect girl if she will only have sex for one week of the year.
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Payzmaykr
10/05/18 10:10:31 PM
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Ive still got tons of stuff saved on my DVR from Shark week.
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gunplagirl
10/05/18 10:14:03 PM
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Shark week only happens once a year and get favorite shark isn't likely to be the nurse shark
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JoeDangIt
10/05/18 10:21:59 PM
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Well if she's perfect then she'd help me get sex from someone else if she's not in the mood.
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Lord_Shadow
10/05/18 11:26:32 PM
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JoeDangIt posted...
Well if she's perfect then she'd help me get sex from someone else if she's not in the mood.

I mean I guess she'd try but how much sex are you really going to be able to get wearing this hat
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HighOnSolar
10/05/18 11:41:30 PM
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I like this topic
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Lord_Shadow
10/05/18 11:49:31 PM
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What she wears on Thursday
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