Current Events > ITT we list what Trump privately texted to us over the Presidential Alert.

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P4wn4g3
10/03/18 2:37:32 PM
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"My hands are HUGE, anyone claiming otherwise is spouting FAKE NEWS."
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VectorChaos
10/03/18 2:39:06 PM
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Check out my toad choade
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"Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation
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Tappor
10/03/18 2:40:17 PM
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Nothing because he didn't send me anything
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I don't even know what to put here anymore.
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WilliamPorygon
10/03/18 2:40:36 PM
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Believe me,the wall will get built and Kavanough will covfefe
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Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove
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dreamvoid
10/03/18 2:42:11 PM
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Banjo2553
10/03/18 2:44:53 PM
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Tappor posted...
Nothing because he didn't send me anything

Shh, you're supposed to play along.
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Muffinz0rz
10/03/18 2:44:55 PM
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Tappor posted...
Nothing because he didn't send me anything

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Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Autumnsim (2-2): https://imgur.com/ieuHLr4
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glitteringfairy
10/03/18 2:51:25 PM
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What dat mouth do
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"How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR
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HylianFox
10/03/18 2:52:02 PM
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"do u still want me?"
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
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P4wn4g3
10/03/18 3:03:43 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
What dat mouth do

Did you send him a winky face
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Manocheese
10/03/18 3:07:54 PM
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"Thanks for your support! I'm counting on patriots like you in the midterms!"
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()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
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Deadpool_18
10/03/18 3:08:15 PM
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I didnt get any such message.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.
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AvantgardeAClue
10/03/18 3:09:08 PM
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"Darkness is worst girl"
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Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting.
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P4wn4g3
10/03/18 3:19:15 PM
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"I am officially declassifying Ivanka nudes"
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_BlueMonk
10/03/18 3:21:14 PM
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slimfizzle2
10/03/18 3:24:50 PM
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I was expecting a dick pic

He sent me a pic of a soggy puffy Cheeto
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
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P4wn4g3
10/03/18 3:26:25 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
I was expecting a dick pic

He sent me a pic of a soggy puffy Cheeto

Weird, he sent me a pic of Toad and said "I'm da best ;)"
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