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frozenshock
10/03/18 1:35:01 PM
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... your weenie screams "I am Spartacus!" in a super high pitched voice like a cartoon character

This happens every time your weenie is exposed, even if you have other clothes on.

So, every time you pee, every time you get changed, or every time you have sex.

The money is tax free.

Deal?
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IloveJesus
10/03/18 1:35:55 PM
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What if I just leave it out after the initial scream?
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SSJCAT
10/03/18 1:36:32 PM
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deal
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frozenshock
10/03/18 1:37:00 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
What if I just leave it out after the initial scream?


It does the scream every time it's covered and then uncovered again

So you'd have to put on pants or underwear again
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Vindris_SNH
10/03/18 1:37:13 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
deal

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IloveJesus
10/03/18 1:37:41 PM
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frozenshock posted...
So you'd have to put on pants or underwear again


Or not.
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Killmonger
10/03/18 1:38:09 PM
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Lol weenie.
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frozenshock
10/03/18 1:38:14 PM
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monkmith posted...
is it continuous? am i going to have to listen to it the whole time i'm showering?


Nah, just once.

Then when you get dressed and undressed again he screams it again
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monkmith
10/03/18 1:38:32 PM
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frozenshock posted...
IloveJesus posted...
What if I just leave it out after the initial scream?


It does the scream every time it's covered and then uncovered again

So you'd have to put on pants or underwear again

so one good battlecry? how much needs to be exposed for it to happen? just the tip? will a bit of the shaft set it off?
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frozenshock
10/03/18 1:39:05 PM
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monkmith posted...
frozenshock posted...
IloveJesus posted...
What if I just leave it out after the initial scream?


It does the scream every time it's covered and then uncovered again

So you'd have to put on pants or underwear again

so one good battlecry? how much needs to be exposed for it to happen? just the tip? will a bit of the shaft set it off?


As soon as the tip is exposed

It's the tip that screams after all.
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WafflehouseJK
10/03/18 1:39:13 PM
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5 billion? Fuck yes I will.
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monkmith
10/03/18 1:43:38 PM
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frozenshock posted...
monkmith posted...
frozenshock posted...
IloveJesus posted...
What if I just leave it out after the initial scream?


It does the scream every time it's covered and then uncovered again

So you'd have to put on pants or underwear again

so one good battlecry? how much needs to be exposed for it to happen? just the tip? will a bit of the shaft set it off?


As soon as the tip is exposed

It's the tip that screams after all.

good, i can imagine the fun i'd have with this. pretty sure i'd get a girl upset if i pulled out and started laughing when it sounded its battlecry.

one last question, does a condom count as cover? will it scream through the condom?
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frozenshock
10/03/18 1:45:28 PM
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monkmith posted...
frozenshock posted...
monkmith posted...
frozenshock posted...
IloveJesus posted...
What if I just leave it out after the initial scream?


It does the scream every time it's covered and then uncovered again

So you'd have to put on pants or underwear again

so one good battlecry? how much needs to be exposed for it to happen? just the tip? will a bit of the shaft set it off?


As soon as the tip is exposed

It's the tip that screams after all.

good, i can imagine the fun i'd have with this. pretty sure i'd get a girl upset if i pulled out and started laughing when it sounded its battlecry.

one last question, does a condom count as cover? will it scream through the condom?


It will scream when you get naked the first time.

Then it will scream when you take the condom off
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Master_Bass
10/03/18 1:47:32 PM
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There's no way I wouldn't take the money.
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AvantgardeAClue
10/03/18 1:47:43 PM
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Will the scream actually resonate through the tip

Sounds painful if so
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MC_BatCommander
10/03/18 1:48:16 PM
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Deal.
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coinstarcad
10/03/18 1:49:02 PM
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That's 5 billion, man. A talking weenee is tolerable for that much money.
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NeuralLaxative
10/03/18 1:49:34 PM
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I would take that shit for free
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MrNintendo1213
10/03/18 1:50:25 PM
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I would pay money to make that happen.
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Tappor
10/03/18 1:54:53 PM
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Yes, anyone who shames my talking :b:enis be damned
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Ultima Dragon
10/03/18 1:57:12 PM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
I would take that shit for free


MrNintendo1213 posted...
I would pay money to make that happen.


Both of these tbh, lmao.
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SRR Capdown
10/03/18 2:14:05 PM
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Will it scream everytime your d leaves the v? Does the scream get more intense when you're climaxing, or will it be all garbled as hot yoghurt spews forth?
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frozenshock
10/03/18 2:14:47 PM
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SRR Capdown posted...
Will it scream everytime your d leaves the v? Does the scream get more intense when you're climaxing, or will it be all garbled as hot yoghurt spews forth?


Nah, the V doesn't count.
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voldothegr8
10/03/18 2:26:50 PM
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Downside?
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Lordgold666
10/03/18 2:27:26 PM
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Mine does that already
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