Current Events > Scenario: Donald Trump is fighting his evil twin right in front of you.

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UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 1:00:38 PM #1:	You're on the rooftop on your way home after work one day when you see a wounded big black British man called Wesley on the floor, clutching himself. If something isn't done soon he's going to bleed out. He grabs your ankle and says "It was one of them bruv, but I don't know which one." You then look over and suddenly to your surprise see Donald Trump engaged with another Donald Trump in a struggle over a Smith & Wesson XVR 460 Magnum gun. They are fighting, wrestling, scratching, clawing like two overweight lethargic cats when the gun slips out of their bumbling fat fingers and slides across the floor to your feet. The one on the left says: "I'm the real Donald Trump. It's true. This guy is a weak sad con job made by the Democrats to ruin this country. Believe me, you got to stop him" The one on the right shouts "No one's done more for black people than me. Unemployment is at it's lowest, average income of black households is the highest it's ever been. Ask anyone, believe me. Its the best. Really good. You know that, shoot the imposter." Left: "Exactly, shoot the imposter. Make America Great Again" Right: "Which is you. I'm the real president." You point your gun back and forth not sure what to do. Wesley doesn't have much time. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909768482] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>You're on the rooftop on your way home after work one day when you see a wounded big black British man called Wesley on the floor, clutching himself. If something isn't done soon he's going to bleed out. He grabs your ankle and says "It was one of them bruv, but I don't know which one." You then look over and suddenly to your surprise see Donald Trump engaged with another Donald Trump in a struggle over a Smith & Wesson XVR 460 Magnum gun. They are fighting, wrestling, scratching, clawing like two overweight lethargic cats when the gun slips out of their bumbling fat fingers and slides across the floor to your feet. The one on the left says: "I'm the real Donald Trump. It's true. This guy is a weak sad con job made by the Democrats to ruin this country. Believe me, you got to stop him" The one on the right shouts "No one's done more for black people than me. Unemployment is at it's lowest, average income of black households is the highest it's ever been. Ask anyone, believe me. Its the best. Really good. You know that, shoot the imposter." Left: "Exactly, shoot the imposter. Make America Great Again" Right: "Which is you. I'm the real president." You point your gun back and forth not sure what to do. Wesley doesn't have much time. What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/01/18 1:02:48 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... You're on the rooftop on your way home after work --- "I can't wait to get cancer" - Forgotten, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:909768601] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>You're on the rooftop on your way home after work</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 10/01/18 1:03:38 PM #3:	Porque no los dos --- Everything has an end, except for the sausage. It has two. <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:909768653] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>Porque no los dos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 10/01/18 1:03:45 PM #4:	I shoot both. <cite>Killmonger posted [p:909768661] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I shoot both.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/01/18 1:04:13 PM #5:	wesley sure gets around. --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:909768687] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>wesley sure gets around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/01/18 1:04:40 PM #6:	Killmonger posted... I shoot both. what if you had one bullet? <cite>Zikten posted [p:909768707] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I shoot both.</quote> what if you had one bullet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 10/01/18 1:05:37 PM #7:	Nice try CIA, you're not getting me on record saying I may or may not shoot the President of the United States. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:909768762] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>Nice try CIA, you're not getting me on record saying I may or may not shoot the President of the United States.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 1:06:20 PM #9:	ThePrinceFish posted... Nice try CIA, you're not getting me on record saying I may or may not shoot the President of the United States. ... You're supposed to try to shoot the imposter. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909768818] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote>Nice try CIA, you're not getting me on record saying I may or may not shoot the President of the United States.</quote> ... You're supposed to try to shoot the imposter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/01/18 1:06:26 PM #10:	ThePrinceFish posted... you're getting me on record saying I may shoot the President of the United States. to late! --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:909768821] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote>you're getting me on record saying I may shoot the President of the United States.</quote> to late!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 10/01/18 1:06:30 PM #11:	I thought Trump was the evil twin --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario Now Playing: nothing :( <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:909768826] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I thought Trump was the evil twin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 10/01/18 1:06:33 PM #12:	Zikten posted... Killmonger posted... I shoot both. what if you had one bullet? Shoot one and beat the other one to death with my pistol. <cite>Killmonger posted [p:909768829] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I shoot both.</quote> what if you had one bullet?</quote> Shoot one and beat the other one to death with my pistol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 10/01/18 1:07:18 PM #13:	Zikten posted... Killmonger posted... I shoot both. what if you had one bullet? Shoot toby twice --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:909768870] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I shoot both.</quote> what if you had one bullet?</quote> Shoot toby twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 10/01/18 1:07:45 PM #14:	ThePrinceFish posted... ...CIA...I may...shoot the President of the United States. <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:909768893] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote>...CIA...I may...shoot the President of the United States.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stewman_Magoo 10/01/18 1:08:50 PM #15:	I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out. --- PSN Stewman_Magoo <cite>Stewman_Magoo posted [p:909768957] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/01/18 1:09:57 PM #16:	Stewman_Magoo posted... I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out. ...then they shoot you and get away with it... --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:909769006] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Stewman_Magoo posted...</cite> <quote>I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out.</quote> ...then they shoot you and get away with it...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 10/01/18 1:10:29 PM #17:	I murder them both --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider https://i.imgtc.com/0EE5xDd.jpg <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:909769044] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I murder them both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mystery_Mission 10/01/18 1:10:59 PM #18:	I shoot wesley and put him out of his misery for trying to get me to kill the president <cite>Mystery_Mission posted [p:909769067] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I shoot wesley and put him out of his misery for trying to get me to kill the president</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stewman_Magoo 10/01/18 1:11:20 PM #19:	monkmith posted... Stewman_Magoo posted... I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out. ...then they shoot you and get away with it... I think I'd be fine, they clearly want to kill each other so why not let them? --- PSN Stewman_Magoo <cite>Stewman_Magoo posted [p:909769085] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Stewman_Magoo posted...</cite> <quote>I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out.</quote> ...then they shoot you and get away with it...</quote> I think I'd be fine, they clearly want to kill each other so why not let them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/01/18 1:12:51 PM #20:	Stewman_Magoo posted... monkmith posted... Stewman_Magoo posted... I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out. ...then they shoot you and get away with it... I think I'd be fine, they clearly want to kill each other so why not let them? its all an act, trump would never his clone he'd be too busy fucking it. --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:909769169] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Stewman_Magoo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Stewman_Magoo posted...</cite> <quote>I'd toss the gun back to them and let them sort it out.</quote> ...then they shoot you and get away with it...</quote> I think I'd be fine, they clearly want to kill each other so why not let them?</quote> its all an act, trump would never his clone he'd be too busy fucking it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 1:14:26 PM #21:	monkmith posted... its all an act, trump would never his clone --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909769263] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote> its all an act, trump would never his clone </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 10/01/18 1:19:16 PM #22:	Which is worse ITT word salad or people saying Trump projects and not the reverse? --- He is a man of great political sagacity, what about love? <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:909769502] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>Which is worse ITT word salad or people saying Trump projects and not the reverse?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 10/01/18 1:23:27 PM #23:	Kill all three and be done with it but make it look like a murder suicide. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:909769724] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>Kill all three and be done with it but make it look like a murder suicide.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 10/01/18 1:28:51 PM #24:	First of all, shoot Wesley. Then, tell the two Trumps that the real Trump would easily clobber his clone until the clone gives up, so go ahead and fight, I'll execute the loser. Then watch the two of them fight. It's gonna take some time but eventually one will beat the other into submission. Then, shoot the winner, because of course I lied and the real Trump would actually get beaten by his clone. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:909770036] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>First of all, shoot Wesley. Then, tell the two Trumps that the real Trump would easily clobber his clone until the clone gives up, so go ahead and fight, I'll execute the loser. Then watch the two of them fight. It's gonna take some time but eventually one will beat the other into submission. Then, shoot the winner, because of course I lied and the real Trump would actually get beaten by his clone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 10/01/18 1:33:06 PM #25:	Garioshi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... You're on the rooftop on your way home after work Sounds par for the course for CE --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:909770220] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>You're on the rooftop on your way home after work</quote></quote> Sounds par for the course for CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 1:34:01 PM #26:	Distant_Rainbow posted... First of all, shoot Wesley. But why? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909770267] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote>First of all, shoot Wesley.</quote> But why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/01/18 1:34:02 PM #27:	I call them wankers and shoot them both in the dick several times, then push them off the roof and help Wesley while speaking in a British accent. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:909770269] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I call them wankers and shoot them both in the dick several times, then push them off the roof and help Wesley while speaking in a British accent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 10/01/18 1:38:43 PM #28:	I don't shoot anyone but I'm keeping the gun. It's a nice gun after all. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:909770488] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>I don't shoot anyone but I'm keeping the gun. It's a nice gun after all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/01/18 1:42:57 PM #29:	Killmonger posted... I shoot both. --- I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right. Now playing: Fortnite (NS), Stardew Valley, Tales of Symphonia: DotNW, Borderlands <cite>MrMallard posted [p:909770693] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I shoot both.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 1:54:04 PM #30:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... I don't shoot anyone but I'm keeping the gun. It's a nice gun after all. That doesn't belong to you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909771304] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>I don't shoot anyone but I'm keeping the gun. It's a nice gun after all.</quote> That doesn't belong to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 10/01/18 2:18:44 PM #31:	Alpha218 posted... I thought Trump was the evil twin He is, only Melania knows the scar is on the right side. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:909772606] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alpha218 posted...</cite> <quote>I thought Trump was the evil twin</quote> He is, only Melania knows the scar is on the right side.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 2:33:50 PM #32:	Mystery_Mission posted... I shoot wesley and put him out of his misery for trying to get me to kill the president He didn't try to get you to do anything --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909773432] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mystery_Mission posted...</cite> <quote>I shoot wesley and put him out of his misery for trying to get me to kill the president</quote> He didn't try to get you to do anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/01/18 2:36:56 PM #33:	shoot both. Wesley is the real Trump. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:909773601] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>shoot both. Wesley is the real Trump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/01/18 2:43:12 PM #34:	UnfairRepresent posted... The one on the left says: "I'm the real Donald Trump. It's true. This guy is a weak sad con job made by the Democrats to ruin this country. Believe me, you got to stop him" The one on the right shouts "No one's done more for black people than me. Unemployment is at it's lowest, average income of black households is the highest it's ever been. Ask anyone, believe me. Its the best. Really good. You know that, shoot the imposter." Left: "Exactly, shoot the imposter. Make America Great Again" Right: "Which is you. I'm the real president." Hmm... Okay, I think I have it figured out. The fake Trump is the one we elected. Make note of the fact that he doesn't deny being the fake donald trump, just says he's the real president. The left Trump also indicates that the right Trump is the president, that's how the democrats are using him to ruin the country. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:909773966] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>The one on the left says: "I'm the real Donald Trump. It's true. This guy is a weak sad con job made by the Democrats to ruin this country. Believe me, you got to stop him" The one on the right shouts "No one's done more for black people than me. Unemployment is at it's lowest, average income of black households is the highest it's ever been. Ask anyone, believe me. Its the best. Really good. You know that, shoot the imposter." Left: "Exactly, shoot the imposter. Make America Great Again" Right: "Which is you. I'm the real president."</quote> Hmm... Okay, I think I have it figured out. The fake Trump is the one we elected. Make note of the fact that he doesn't deny being the fake donald trump, just says he's the real president. The left Trump also indicates that the right Trump is the president, that's how the democrats are using him to ruin the country.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/01/18 9:55:10 PM #35:	Ricemills posted... shoot both. Wesley is the real Trump. wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909796861] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>shoot both. Wesley is the real Trump.</quote> wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 10/01/18 9:59:25 PM #36:	scar the 1 posted... Porque no los dos I leave this thread without any disappointment --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:909797095] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>scar the 1 posted...</cite> <quote>Porque no los dos</quote> I leave this thread without any disappointment</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/01/18 9:59:32 PM #37:	Toss the gun off the roof and leave. --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick! <cite>Kitt posted [p:909797103] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>Toss the gun off the roof and leave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamashiini 10/01/18 10:18:34 PM #38:	scar the 1 posted... Porque no los dos Killmonger posted... I shoot both. --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. <cite>tamashiini posted [p:909798144] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>scar the 1 posted...</cite> <quote>Porque no los dos</quote> <cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I shoot both.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/02/18 10:12:35 AM #39:	Kitt posted... Toss the gun off the roof that's dangerous, someone could get hurt --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:909819263] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Toss the gun off the roof</quote> that's dangerous, someone could get hurt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 10/02/18 10:17:26 AM #40:	Why I on the rooftop? --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:909819463] in Scenario: ... [t:77057333]...</cite> <quote>Why I on the rooftop?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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