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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 2:16:08 PM
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Your panicked girlfriend/wife pulls you into a room and says "Oh [Firstname], I don't know what to do!"

There you see your son, who to your surprise is now a blond girl sitting there excitedly.

"Pretty cool eh? I was inspired by that casket thing in Dark Souls 2 so I invented these. You just take a few pills over several weeks and whoom! You've permanently transformed into a girl. Working womb and everything.

I'm going to make a mint! Both from pharmaceuticals and also from the Pentagon when I put them into the water supply... Just a joke daddy! Tee hee. Anyway isn't it great? Are you proud of me?"

His or rather her mother than faints in front of you.

Z0xM9O3

How do you react?

What do you do?
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Error1355
09/30/18 2:16:50 PM
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wtf is wrong with you
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Garioshi
09/30/18 2:19:30 PM
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Did he make a pill that does the opposite?
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IHeartRadiation
09/30/18 2:20:01 PM
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Leave no survivors.
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 2:20:11 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Did he make a pill that does the opposite?

No.
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Garioshi
09/30/18 2:21:13 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Garioshi posted...
Did he make a pill that does the opposite?

No.

...Can he?
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SSJCAT
09/30/18 2:21:16 PM
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he would have made a huge break through for the trans community and i would have great pride for my son.

this is all assuming he doesnt plan to use said pills for nefarious purposes and instead to help people:
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 2:22:27 PM
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Garioshi posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Garioshi posted...
Did he make a pill that does the opposite?

No.

...Can he?

I dunno

Maybe

But he hasn't

SSJCAT posted...
he would have made a huge break through for the trans community and i would have great pride for my son.

this is all assuming he doesnt plan to use said pills for nefarious purposes and instead to help people:

I think he is serious or at least semi-serious about using it to make bank

SSJCAT posted...
he would have made a huge break through for the trans community and i would have great pride for my son.


I also imagine it could be used to help certain infertile women and potentially other health conditions.
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brotrrwinner
09/30/18 2:31:17 PM
#9:


Get PILLS against my orders!
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HiddenLurker
09/30/18 2:34:28 PM
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The bowsette thing has gone too far.
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slimfizzle2
09/30/18 2:35:51 PM
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Z0xM9O3

What the fuck happened to hisher spine
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oskman888
09/30/18 2:40:26 PM
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Put my son down,then destroy all evidence of the pills existing. Those things could cause too much damage if used improperly.
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Orthopox12
09/30/18 2:45:22 PM
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Profit off of it some how
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 2:47:38 PM
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oskman888 posted...
Put my son down,

Error1355 posted...
wtf is wrong with you

IHeartRadiation posted...
Leave no survivors.


Man CE is so hostile to their own kids
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Space_Man
09/30/18 2:49:46 PM
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Get that 4chan shit off of here
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slimfizzle2
09/30/18 2:51:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Man CE is so hostile to their own kids

I love my Ming vase more than my womanson
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Vultis_Zales
09/30/18 2:53:07 PM
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I would pull her into a hug, Tell her how proud of her i am. and then tell her that WE are going to make big bank
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Banana_Cyanide
09/30/18 2:56:14 PM
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Give me some of those pills.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/30/18 2:56:38 PM
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I trick vegy into taking one of the pills
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 3:02:55 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I trick vegy into taking one of the pills

One pill will do very little

You just take a few pills over several weeks

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Lost_All_Senses
09/30/18 3:04:59 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Z0xM9O3

What the fuck happened to hisher spine


I honestly need proof this is a real person
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_Krave_
09/30/18 3:07:28 PM
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What the fuck is this topic.
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slimfizzle2
09/30/18 3:10:26 PM
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_Krave_ posted...
What the fuck is this topic.

What the fuck is this post.
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 3:12:37 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I honestly need proof this is a real person

Well it's not a martian is it?
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Pepys Monster
09/30/18 3:15:18 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...

I honestly need proof this is a real person

Well it's not a martian is it?

It's probably some guy's sex doll.
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Error1355
09/30/18 3:17:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Man CE is so hostile to their own kids

I was talking to you, not my non-existent kid.
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Ranzoh
09/30/18 3:18:05 PM
#27:


Gamefaqs suuure has an unsurprising fascination with men turning into women.
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Pepys Monster
09/30/18 3:19:30 PM
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Ranzoh posted...
Gamefaqs suuure has an unsurprising fascination with men turning into women.

This topic is probably TC's fantasy.
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StarReaper13
09/30/18 3:19:49 PM
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Error1355 posted...
wtf is wrong with you

I know you didn't, but I'm asking this to my kid.

Then I'll ask why my kid turned white, and why they turned blonde. Then as long as they aren't doing this shit to people without their consent I wouldn't really care.
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slimfizzle2
09/30/18 3:20:35 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...

I honestly need proof this is a real person

Well it's not a martian is it?

It could be a Martian

uqcXmxe
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/18 3:27:15 PM
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Error1355 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Man CE is so hostile to their own kids

I was talking to you, not my non-existent kid.

So I gave you the benefit of the doubt but you're still just a bully then.

Sad.
slimfizzle2 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...

I honestly need proof this is a real person

Well it's not a martian is it?

It could be a Martian

uqcXmxe

Ha!

Clever
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UnfairRepresent
10/01/18 8:59:10 AM
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Ranzoh posted...
Gamefaqs suuure has an unsurprising fascination with men turning into women.

You're on the Current Events board.

Gender, sexuality, fludity and sex change are one of the biggest current events in the west today.

It's like being mad that there lots of topics about the Kavanaugh hearing and Donald Trump
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/18 10:41:17 AM
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And he was never seen again
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EbonTitanium
10/02/18 10:46:31 AM
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Why would my son turn into a white, blonde woman?
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Veggeta X
10/02/18 10:49:20 AM
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Sounds like one of my favorite gender bender hentais
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PnutUntouchable
10/02/18 10:50:14 AM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Where does Wesley fit in to this?

He's fucking your new femson
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/18 10:50:44 AM
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EbonTitanium posted...
Why would my son turn into a white, blonde woman?

Side effect of the pills I suppose.
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Ricemills
10/02/18 10:50:50 AM
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"I have no son".
he's a daughter now.
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MelzezDoor
10/02/18 11:05:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
over several weeks

UnfairRepresent posted...
permanently transformed

Lame. Be proud but not as proud as I could have been. Take the wife to bed. Do stuff, whatever I was doing before.
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Bad_Mojo
10/02/18 11:10:40 PM
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meralonne
10/02/18 11:12:06 PM
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I slap his dumb ass for taking inspiration from Dark Souls 2.
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/18 11:12:13 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
His or rather her mother than faints in front of you.

MelzezDoor posted...
. Take the wife to bed. Do stuff.


Dude.. That's rape.
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MelzezDoor
10/02/18 11:55:10 PM
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^ Hey I edited my post before yours! I realized it sounded bad lol.
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/18 4:47:59 AM
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meralonne posted...
I slap his dumb ass for taking inspiration from Dark Souls 2.

her ass*
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Foppe
10/03/18 4:51:19 AM
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What happen if I feed the pills to my wife?
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/18 5:05:07 AM
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Foppe posted...
What happen if I feed the pills to my wife?

Probably give her a huge dose of hormones and oestrogen.

Maybe increase her fertility and make her blond
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Foppe
10/03/18 5:06:42 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Foppe posted...
What happen if I feed the pills to my wife?

Probably give her a huge dose of hormones and oestrogen.

Maybe increase her fertility and make her blond

Will she turn into Barbie like my son?
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gamestunner
10/03/18 5:10:56 AM
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Error1355 posted...
wtf is wrong with you

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iron jojo
10/03/18 5:17:47 AM
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Great topic
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