Current Events > One time a moth crawled into my ear when I was sleeping...

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I woke up and at first it felt kind of like when you get water in your ear. Then I felt it start moving. Then I felt it crawling deep into my ear.

Then I felt the most intense pain I have ever experienced in my life, and by a wide margin.

It began clawing away at my eardrum and it felt so fucking intense. I had to go to the hospital to get it removed.

When I first got there the nurse thought I was just fucking crazy because she couldn't see it when she looked in my ear.

Then they took my blood pressure and it was over 200 and she asked me if I was in pain. I said this is the most pain I have ever felt and she just looked baffled.

When the doctor finally examined me he looked in my ear and saw it.

He put some alcohol and water in my ear, and at first the moth started freaking out scratching extremely fast on my eardrum, and then all the sudden I heard/felt like an explosion and it just stopped.

It was the greatest relief I've ever felt. It was like having a super intense orgasm in my ear. Finally the doctor removed it with some tweezers, and I got to see it for the first time.

I thought originally it was a cockroach, but then I saw the evil bastard that caused me do much pain and terror. To this day I kill the shit out of every moth I ever see.
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but did you Howl in pain?
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Maybe you had an idea and the light bulb attracted it.
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Aw they killed the poor moth? :(
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