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Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 4:28:30 AM #1:	But then I found it again. I missed 17 times with the slamming of the towel. I thought, ohhhh yeah? You think you know more about Scorpions because you're a Scorpion? So I called my cat in. She sat there for 5 minutes. I knew that prick fuck suck Scorpion was near. 7 minutes later the cat caught wind because it was herky jerkin around under the bottom cabinet. So the cat draws this fuck out, and it hits the floor and I shoves the cat aside, I said, I says to the cat I says "STAND DOWN" and she stood down. So I took a shoe and stomped the bastard Scorpion. As it died, the tail was nervous stinging at the air. If you have a devil creature in your life --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466041] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote>But then I found it again. I missed 17 times with the slamming of the towel. I thought, ohhhh yeah? You think you know more about Scorpions because you're a Scorpion? So I called my cat in. She sat there for 5 minutes. I knew that prick fuck suck Scorpion was near. 7 minutes later the cat caught wind because it was herky jerkin around under the bottom cabinet. So the cat draws this fuck out, and it hits the floor and I shoves the cat aside, I said, I says to the cat I says "STAND DOWN" and she stood down. So I took a shoe and stomped the bastard Scorpion. As it died, the tail was nervous stinging at the air. If you have a devil creature in your life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/26/18 4:32:13 AM #2:	Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:909466118] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote>Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 4:34:59 AM #3:	pres_madagascar posted... Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch. Wouldn't know because i'm on top of this shit. Plus I think some of the ones I get here can kill me. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466173] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote>Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch.</quote> Wouldn't know because i'm on top of this shit. Plus I think some of the ones I get here can kill me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/26/18 4:36:01 AM #4:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... pres_madagascar posted... Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch. Wouldn't know because i'm on top of this shit. Plus I think some of the ones I get here can kill me. There are no fatally venomous scorpions unless you're allergic. The most venomous scorpions in North America are in my state, and I've been stung by one. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:909466197] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote>Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch.</quote> Wouldn't know because i'm on top of this shit. Plus I think some of the ones I get here can kill me.</quote> There are no fatally venomous scorpions unless you're allergic. The most venomous scorpions in North America are in my state, and I've been stung by one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 4:36:56 AM #5:	I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466222] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote>I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/26/18 4:37:44 AM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious. You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:909466238] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious.</quote> You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 4:41:10 AM #7:	pres_madagascar posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious. You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after. It was a tiny little bastard. I think I would like the experience. I hate them more than rattlesnakes, because even those little devils can kill me real fast, they warn me. I don't like little creepy crawly shit. Specifically venomous crabs with stinger tails in the desert. I now wanna test this sting out. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466308] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious.</quote> You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after.</quote> It was a tiny little bastard. I think I would like the experience. I hate them more than rattlesnakes, because even those little devils can kill me real fast, they warn me. I don't like little creepy crawly shit. Specifically venomous crabs with stinger tails in the desert. I now wanna test this sting out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 09/26/18 4:41:25 AM #8:	pres_madagascar posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious. You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after. What's the downside --- Chez moi, il fait beau. <cite>Yomi posted [p:909466313] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious.</quote> You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after.</quote> What's the downside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 4:43:45 AM #9:	Yomi posted... pres_madagascar posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious. You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after. What's the downside Next time you go to the dentist. "Ahhhhh no you don't! I brought my own remedy that numbs this shit for a week" --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466345] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious.</quote> You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after.</quote> What's the downside</quote> Next time you go to the dentist. "Ahhhhh no you don't! I brought my own remedy that numbs this shit for a week"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 4:59:59 AM #11:	Spooking posted... Are scorpions aggressive towards humans, or do they run and hide? This one didn't want any part of me, but I didn't want this son of a fuck crawling around on me while i'm sleeping and stinging me. Plus I don't know how their venom reacts with pets so that alone made me go for the kill. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466636] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>Are scorpions aggressive towards humans, or do they run and hide?</quote> This one didn't want any part of me, but I didn't want this son of a fuck crawling around on me while i'm sleeping and stinging me. Plus I don't know how their venom reacts with pets so that alone made me go for the kill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/26/18 5:05:54 AM #12:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... pres_madagascar posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious. You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after. It was a tiny little bastard. I think I would like the experience. I hate them more than rattlesnakes, because even those little devils can kill me real fast, they warn me. I don't like little creepy crawly shit. Specifically venomous crabs with stinger tails in the desert. I now wanna test this sting out. The tiny ones are the ones that hurt most. Rule of thumb with scorpions is smaller the more dangerous. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:909466731] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I knew I should have let it sting me. I was curious.</quote> You don't want that. 2 hours of intense pain, 24 hours of pain total, up to a week of numbness after.</quote> It was a tiny little bastard. I think I would like the experience. I hate them more than rattlesnakes, because even those little devils can kill me real fast, they warn me. I don't like little creepy crawly shit. Specifically venomous crabs with stinger tails in the desert. I now wanna test this sting out.</quote> The tiny ones are the ones that hurt most. Rule of thumb with scorpions is smaller the more dangerous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 09/26/18 5:06:08 AM #13:	Can't speak on dogs, but cats are pretty immune to scorpion venom in general, and are pretty decent anti-scorpion measures as a result. Still, imo scorpions (particularly the bark scorpions we get here in Arizona) are absolutely "kill on sight" critters. Only other bug I do that with is black widows. --- Under Night: Phonon \| BBCTB: Orie/Izayoi \| Arizona Diamondbacks: rip \| Arizona Cardinals: 0-3 https://imgtc.com/i/7OdpfSogwx.gif <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:909466739] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote>Can't speak on dogs, but cats are pretty immune to scorpion venom in general, and are pretty decent anti-scorpion measures as a result. Still, imo scorpions (particularly the bark scorpions we get here in Arizona) are absolutely "kill on sight" critters. Only other bug I do that with is black widows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/26/18 5:06:37 AM #14:	Spooking posted... Are scorpions aggressive towards humans, or do they run and hide? They're arachnids, they fear people like spiders and are non aggressive, but they have a habit of being on your floor and you step on them. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:909466747] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>Are scorpions aggressive towards humans, or do they run and hide?</quote> They're arachnids, they fear people like spiders and are non aggressive, but they have a habit of being on your floor and you step on them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/26/18 5:07:17 AM #15:	DeathVelvien posted... Can't speak on dogs, but cats are pretty immune to scorpion venom in general, and are pretty decent anti-scorpion measures as a result. Still, imo scorpions (particularly the bark scorpions we get here in Arizona) are absolutely "kill on sight" critters. Only other bug I do that with is black widows. Yep, I'm in Arizona. Bark scorpion is what I got stung by. And yeah, cats are almost entirely immune to their stings. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:909466754] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote><cite>DeathVelvien posted...</cite> <quote>Can't speak on dogs, but cats are pretty immune to scorpion venom in general, and are pretty decent anti-scorpion measures as a result. Still, imo scorpions (particularly the bark scorpions we get here in Arizona) are absolutely "kill on sight" critters. Only other bug I do that with is black widows.</quote> Yep, I'm in Arizona. Bark scorpion is what I got stung by. And yeah, cats are almost entirely immune to their stings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/18 5:11:17 AM #16:	Well the Scorpion is dead. I'm fine. The Cat is fine. We celebrated our battle by drinking and getting all fucked up on cat nip. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:909466811] in Found a Sc... [t:77041230]...</cite> <quote>Well the Scorpion is dead. I'm fine. The Cat is fine. We celebrated our battle by drinking and getting all fucked up on cat nip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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