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eston
09/25/18 2:10:38 PM
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https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-dad-arrested-for-taking-teen-son-girlfriend-to-park-to-have-sex

Mitchell, 53, was found sitting alone in his car outside McChesney Park in Port St. Lucie. When approached by police, Mitchell told them he took the kids to the park so they could "do their thang."

The father continued when pressed by cops about what he meant, saying, Well, they arent out there stealing, they are just having sex.

Police questioned the teens as they were leaving the park.

"We were just smokin' and (expletive)" said Mitchell's son.

The girl admitted to engaging in sexual activity in the park, but claimed she wasn't sure if her boyfriend's father was aware about what they were doing.


Mitchell was arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. He was freed on $750 bond.

Just let them fuck in the house bruh
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DarkChozoGhost
09/25/18 2:13:35 PM
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Wtf.

"Contributing to the delinquency of a minor."
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FFVII_REMAKE
09/25/18 2:13:44 PM
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Let dem do dey thanggg
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Scotty_Rogers
09/25/18 2:15:04 PM
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Lmao
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eston
09/25/18 2:15:25 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Wtf.

"Contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

Having sex in the park is illegal. He facilitated two minors breaking the law.
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NeonOctopus
09/25/18 2:15:56 PM
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DarkProto05
09/25/18 2:16:20 PM
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That's fucking stupid.
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Kombucha
09/25/18 2:16:47 PM
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eston posted...
"We were just smokin' and (expletive)" said Mitchell's son.


classy
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TES_Nut
09/25/18 2:17:03 PM
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Punishing kids for doing what kids do is working so well.
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Master_Bass
09/25/18 2:17:06 PM
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This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?
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Purple_Cheetah
09/25/18 2:21:30 PM
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Smorkin' an' Porkin'

I think he took the "Get your kids out of the house" thing a bit too far. If he knew it was gonna happen he should have just found a way to cover/stealth things at the house like take the mom or whoever out. Then he could at least play dumb.

Also a park... c'mon, there's usually not the greatest of privacy there outside of a restroom, bushes, or kid's play thingy structure.
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Zikten
09/25/18 2:33:23 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.
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Killmonger
09/25/18 2:34:48 PM
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Should've taken them to a hotel instead.
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rikasa
09/25/18 2:35:31 PM
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they're so crass. hard to believe it's real and not clickbait.
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TommyG663513
09/25/18 2:36:03 PM
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Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.


It is illegal for everybody when you do it at a public park
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eston
09/25/18 2:37:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.

It is when they're in a public place
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SageHarpuia
09/25/18 2:40:25 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
"Contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

Honestly the wording of this charge is so fucking conservative, what is this the 60's?
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eston
09/25/18 2:43:23 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
"Contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

Honestly the wording of this charge is so fucking conservative, what is this the 60's?

That's the legal name of the law he broke
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Kitt
09/25/18 2:58:38 PM
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Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.

Yes it is.
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Scotty_Rogers
09/25/18 3:41:29 PM
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@Kitt posted...
Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.

Yes it is.


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Kitt
09/25/18 3:43:46 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
@Kitt posted...
Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.

Yes it is.


Today on Kitt Shitposting

*Kittposting

Same difference. Step your game up.
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SolidSonicEX
09/25/18 3:44:22 PM
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eston posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Wtf.

"Contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

Having sex in the park is illegal. He facilitated two minors breaking the law.

Eh, fair.
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FreedomEtrtment
09/25/18 3:46:03 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
@Kitt posted...
Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.

Yes it is.


Today on Kitt Shitposting


He's right. He just forgot to add *in shit states.
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SageHarpuia
09/25/18 3:54:29 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
My parents made me keep my bedroom door open when my girlfriend came over. Which was really unnecessary considering how ugly my girlfriend was.

My parents did the same thing

Except with my first cousin

When we were 10
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eston
09/25/18 6:12:03 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
My parents made me keep my bedroom door open when my girlfriend came over. Which was really unnecessary considering how ugly my girlfriend was.

Ew why would they want to watch that
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DarkTransient
09/25/18 6:13:18 PM
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Zikten posted...
Master_Bass posted...
This sounds stupid, but was it really the sex that got the guy in trouble or the smoking?

it better be the smoking. cause 2 minors fucking each other is not against the law.


It is in many places - albeit, generally not enforced, because if you were to enforce the law you'd be prosecuting both of them for something that neither of them object to and only involves each other. And not directly so, but more "both are technically guilty of fucking an underage person and there's no specific exemption".
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/25/18 6:29:51 PM
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I wonder what @ssj3vegeta thinks about this occurrence in his home state involving a thing he seems to frequently want to do.
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VipaGTS
09/25/18 6:31:41 PM
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So like...if he was fine with this happening why not let them do it at the house?
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KillerKhan420
09/25/18 6:33:11 PM
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Always hear about shitty mothers. This guy isn't a dad at all.
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KStateKing17
09/25/18 6:36:48 PM
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Well it says the son is 15, and I'd assume the girlfriend was about the same age so fair.
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StucklnMyPants
09/25/18 6:45:21 PM
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Why would the police approach someone just sitting in a vehicle at a park? Why would you tell a police officer that you brought your son to the park to have sex with his girlfriend? Why would you admit to smoking if you're 15? Why would you admit to having sex in public if they didn't catch you in the act? If you're cool with your son having sex, why wouldn't you just leave the house for a few minutes, instead of driving them to the park and letting them have sex in public? Like, how dumb do you have to be?
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KStateKing17
09/25/18 6:52:00 PM
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Yeah none of what the kids were doing should really do much harm to them, but knowingly going out in public for them to do that when it's all illegal for them is dumb. He deserves the charge just for being that stupid.
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eston
09/25/18 7:34:12 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
They need to start teaching people in school how to talk to police officers.

"Deny, deny, deny...."

That kid just got laid and was probably feeling like the fuckin man, he couldn't wait to tell somebody
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