Poll of the Day > Y'know ancient Egypt had the best gods

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Lokarin
09/23/18 5:16:28 PM
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They had Aten.
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pedro45
09/23/18 5:19:08 PM
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Monotheistic religions are boring.
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LinkPizza
09/23/18 5:27:23 PM
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Didn't they have like a million of them of whatever? Like, I think I read somewhere that they had so many minor gods. The would be the god on like 1 little thing. Like the god of one food or one flower sometimes...
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aHappySacka
09/23/18 5:30:55 PM
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They also had to have the Pharaoh jerk off into the Nile river every year or something.
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rogerskg1979
09/23/18 10:13:11 PM
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The Norse gods are the best. Odin, Thor, Loki, etc...

Fun Fact: Thursday is actually named for Thor. It's "Thor's Day."
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ASlaveObeys
09/23/18 10:16:00 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
The Norse gods are the best. Odin, Thor, Loki, etc...

Fun Fact: Thursday is actually named for Thor. It's "Thor's Day."

Wednesday is named for Woden also called Odin.
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rogerskg1979
09/23/18 10:19:54 PM
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Friday is also named for Frigga, who is Odin's wife and Thor's mommy.
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Firewood18
09/23/18 11:19:42 PM
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The fertility god, Min, was often depicted as upright and sporting a huge member.
One of the buildings I work in has a mummy of one his temple attendants. His name is Shep.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/24/18 12:21:10 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Didn't they have like a million of them of whatever?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/out-of-japan-the-city-where-8-million-gods-gather-1484399.html


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LeetCheet
09/24/18 1:16:30 AM
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Obelisk the Tormenter, Slifer the Executive Producer and Mega Ultra Chicken?
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