Poll of the Day > Disappointed with 50 shades of grey

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Mumtaz
09/22/18 5:21:31 PM
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The actress Dakota Johnson has no boobs or ass, they should have hired a porn actress for the role.
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Jen0125
09/22/18 5:22:55 PM
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Okay. You aren't the target audience for the books or films.
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Zikten
09/22/18 5:26:37 PM
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the target audience is women. the guy is the main attraction not the girl
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ASlaveObeys
09/22/18 5:29:44 PM
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Isn't the main character a plain looking girl?
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VeeVees
09/22/18 5:39:05 PM
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The main character is bland and uninteresting because the target audience is bland and uninteresting.
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Mead
09/22/18 6:17:07 PM
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I hate it when actresses have a face and arent just an entire spherical boob that can act
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SunWuKung420
09/22/18 6:30:38 PM
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Hah
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GenericGuy
09/22/18 11:35:48 PM
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Agreed, TC.
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Nade Duck
09/22/18 11:56:24 PM
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Mead posted...
I hate it when actresses have a face and arent just an entire spherical boob that can act

admittedly i have not seen this film, but i feel like acting probably isn't one of her gifts either.

also tc it's stupid porn for women you really shouldn't be expecting anything out of it.
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SeahorseCpt89
09/23/18 12:05:56 AM
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Its strictly porn for straight women (more specifically, straight women who are, or have been, Twilight fans that would rather buy erotic Twilight fan fiction than read it on the internet for free). Ergo, the guys looks are more important than the womans.
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rjsilverthorn
09/23/18 12:07:26 AM
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It was a movie based on a book that started life as Twilight fanfiction.
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Keebs05
09/23/18 12:14:55 AM
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Zikten posted...
the target audience is women. the guy is the main attraction not the girl

SeahorseCpt89 posted...
Ergo, the guys looks are more important than the womans.

But the guy isn't even that good looking either. It's literally 3 movies of 2 average looking people having the most vanilla BDSM sex imaginable.
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Mead
09/23/18 12:43:35 AM
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My wife was watching one of the movies and I told her the only reason the story is even appealing to women is because the guy is rich

If some guy wanted to spank women and dominate them in the bedroom but lived in a trailer I dont think theyd pay to see that movie
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Nade Duck
09/23/18 12:52:57 AM
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Mead posted...
My wife was watching one of the movies and I told her the only reason the story is even appealing to women is because the guy is rich

If some guy wanted to spank women and dominate them in the bedroom but lived in a trailer I dont think theyd pay to see that movie

it'd be seen as a different kind of movie altogether.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
09/23/18 12:56:16 AM
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The girl is suppose to be bland so women could self insert themselves as her.

Mead posted...
If some guy wanted to spank women and dominate them in the bedroom but lived in a trailer I dont think theyd pay to see that movie


Why not? Lifetime has made plenty of movies like that.
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Mead
09/23/18 1:20:30 AM
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And nobody pays money to see some damn lifetime movie at a theater
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MICHALECOLE
09/23/18 1:24:32 AM
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Mead posted...
And nobody pays money to see some damn lifetime movie at a theater

I saw one simple favor and that movie was 85% a lifetime movie

Then it got really weird
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GreenKnight127
09/23/18 1:54:12 AM
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I was disappointed by how incredibly bland the whole thing was. I thought it was going to cross lines. Tap into territory that was borderline pornographic. Something to shock viewers and go places no mainstream movie has ever gone before. Something to bridge the gap between big budget Hollywood films....and low-budget amateur pornos. Change the face of entertainment.

All this build up about rules, violence, dominance, punishment, hardcore fucking, control, subservience......and what's the most that ever happens? He slaps her. He puts a blindfold on her. They talk about buttplugs.They have sex in the missionary position. OMG he ties her up! THE HORROR!!!!! SO SHOCKING AND EXTREME!!!!

The whole series was more tame than a Catholic wedding. And stupid women drank it right up. And their poor boyfriends who got dragged along.
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