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I am the biggest idiot on the face of the Earth. I don't understand. I do great on school work but when it comes to human interaction, I'm stupid.

So I'm a college student going through the motions. My last escapade with a girl ended in total failure. In reality, I just kind of gave up. Recently, at the uni gym, there's this short brunette white girl who started going in the mornings at the start of the semester. I usually try to keep my head down and do my workouts but she caught my attention. There are a lot of good looking girls at the gym but she stood out for some reason.

At first, I thought nothing of her and moved on. Yeah, she looks great but I try not to interact with others in the gym since I hate it when people interrupt me. Then, she starts interacting with me. She asks me if I'm using certain weights even though I'm clearly not. She uses the equipment I was using when I briefly walk away from it then apologizes profusely when I return. I catch her looking at me sometimes. I started to think maybe I should try my luck and see what happens.

The other day, I go up and speak to her. As I'm going up to her, I start to freak out internally. When I started speaking to her, my nerves took over so I did the most beta shit ever told her that she looked beautiful. She told me that comment really made her day and how speechless she was at what I said. I don't know man. I fucked up.

She smiles at me whenever she sees me now but that's about it. No way in hell am I going to go up to her and say something sensible like introducing myself.

Son of a bitch. Great looking girl and she's a fast runner, too. Point at me and laugh.
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I can say without a doubt she got a little aroused at that comment. You already have a foot in the door you just need to push harder.
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Lame and probably a copy pasta
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I mean, if she said you made her day, and that she's speechless, that sounds like a good thing
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boxington posted...

I mean, if she said you made her day, and that she's speechless, that sounds like a good thing

This.

Next time dont choke and ask her out. If shes been eyeing you then the ball is in your court, you have a good chance that shell say yes.
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Whip it out my boy
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Do you follow rules 1 and 2
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if she is smiling at not avoiding you, then you have a chance.
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so long as you aren't an uggo you'll get away with that sort of awkwardness easily. some chicks actually find it endearing (again, only if you're not fugly)
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DarthAragorn posted...

Do you follow rules 1 and 2

whazzat?
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OffTempo posted...

DarthAragorn posted...

Do you follow rules 1 and 2

whazzat?

Be attractive
Don't be unattractive
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_MorningStar posted...

Lame and probably a copy pasta

Type this in and I guarantee you won't find this anywhere else on the internet. People have taken my posts and turned them into copy pasta though.
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yknow you weren't creepy about it
until you posted about it on a message board
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Better act fast
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You left out the part where she got so wet it spilled over and flooded the entire building, forcing it to close down and getting her sued for the damages while you simply stood there in a dank, decrepit building with a dumb smile on your face thinking of how it could have gone better for seven weeks until they finally kicked you out and you realized you left you wallet at home anyway.

At least I hope that part happened
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Not sure if this topic is serious.

Sounds like copy pasta.
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