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MabusIncarnate
09/20/18 5:43:31 PM
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Rockstar understands what the fans really want.
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P4wn4g3
09/20/18 6:00:52 PM
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This is a topic on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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dr_marble
09/20/18 6:01:45 PM
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What an age to be alive.
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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 6:01:46 PM
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Do the mares wink?
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eggcorn
09/20/18 6:02:01 PM
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the devil is in the details
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Zikten
09/20/18 6:03:04 PM
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Why is this in the game?
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littlebro07
09/20/18 6:03:15 PM
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...is this a real thing that actually happens to horses?
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UnfairRepresent
09/20/18 6:03:25 PM
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This demonstates why I don't care about Red Dead 2.

The first game (well second if you count Revolver) was great. It was a good standalone game. Typical sandbox game made special by being western theme.

Going "NOW HERE IT IS AGAIN!" feels pointless. What can you add to Red Dead 1? It's a complete experience. All you can do is more of the same.

It's like eating a delicious pizza and then some runs up and says "HERES ANOTHER ONE!" and starts shoving it down your throat.

No matter how good that Pizza is, what's the point of all this?

Going "Look at the horse's balls!" just cements that the game has absolutely nothing new to offer. It's just "Here we go again!" the game.
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__aCEr__
09/20/18 6:04:45 PM
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I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR.
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kingdrake2
09/20/18 6:09:38 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
do mares know about shrinkage


they wouldn't even care. horses are hung even more than the average black man.
they're blessed to be well hung (most men are jealous of that) and that's a compliment.
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SSJGrimReaper
09/20/18 6:12:39 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
do mares know about shrinkage


they wouldn't even care. horses are hung even more than the average black man.
they're blessed to be well hung (most men are jealous of that) and that's a compliment.

is it true what they say about black horses
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kingdrake2
09/20/18 6:13:58 PM
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all horses are the same ><.
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SSJGrimReaper
09/20/18 6:14:40 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
all horses are the same ><.

are you sure
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UnfairRepresent
09/20/18 6:15:31 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
This demonstates why I don't care about Red Dead 2.

The first game (well second if you count Revolver) was great. It was a good standalone game. Typical sandbox game made special by being western theme.

Going "NOW HERE IT IS AGAIN!" feels pointless. What can you add to Red Dead 1? It's a complete experience. All you can do is more of the same.

It's like eating a delicious pizza and then some runs up and says "HERES ANOTHER ONE!" and starts shoving it down your throat.

No matter how good that Pizza is, what's the point of all this?

Going "Look at the horse's balls!" just cements that the game has absolutely nothing new to offer. It's just "Here we go again!" the game.


You could apply this logic to almost every video game sequel...

No you really couldn't.

A lot of sequels have something new and different to offer. A reason to exist

This doesn't,
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Turbam
09/20/18 6:15:58 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
This demonstates why I don't care about Red Dead 2.

The first game (well second if you count Revolver) was great. It was a good standalone game. Typical sandbox game made special by being western theme.

Going "NOW HERE IT IS AGAIN!" feels pointless. What can you add to Red Dead 1? It's a complete experience. All you can do is more of the same.

It's like eating a delicious pizza and then some runs up and says "HERES ANOTHER ONE!" and starts shoving it down your throat.

No matter how good that Pizza is, what's the point of all this?

Going "Look at the horse's balls!" just cements that the game has absolutely nothing new to offer. It's just "Here we go again!" the game.

Imagine complaining about free food
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SSJGrimReaper
09/20/18 6:18:41 PM
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Unfair is having a meltdown over horse dick
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HylianFox
09/20/18 6:18:41 PM
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Turbam posted...
Imagine complaining about free food

There's a difference between a refreshing drink of water and drowning.
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Parappa09
09/20/18 6:19:24 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Unfair is having a meltdown over horse dick

better than having a meltdown over boob mechanics in soul calibur
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kingdrake2
09/20/18 6:19:32 PM
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trying to keep it together.

Stop staring at me :(. they're looking at me
gawd damnit.

sorry guy's i don't feel like posting that scene right now maybe later.
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thepope_3290
09/20/18 6:19:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
This demonstates why I don't care about Red Dead 2.

The first game (well second if you count Revolver) was great. It was a good standalone game. Typical sandbox game made special by being western theme.

Going "NOW HERE IT IS AGAIN!" feels pointless. What can you add to Red Dead 1? It's a complete experience. All you can do is more of the same.

It's like eating a delicious pizza and then some runs up and says "HERES ANOTHER ONE!" and starts shoving it down your throat.

No matter how good that Pizza is, what's the point of all this?

Going "Look at the horse's balls!" just cements that the game has absolutely nothing new to offer. It's just "Here we go again!" the game.

Nobody is forcing you to consume it you turbo virgin. Go somewhere else.
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eston
09/20/18 6:20:32 PM
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Strider102
09/20/18 6:23:34 PM
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Horse testicle dlc pls.

This is a story that absolutely needs to be told. Give the fans what they want, horse testicles for everyone!
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DarkTransient
09/20/18 6:32:34 PM
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That's... a detail most people are probably not even going to notice...

I mean, now that it's been pointed out they will, but yeah.
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spudger
09/20/18 6:32:58 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR.

Sigworthy
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MabusIncarnate
09/20/18 6:33:47 PM
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This is very exciting. I hope they have knit sweaters for your horse's balls in future dlc. I'd like it to match the current skin I was using so it's all uniform.
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MabusIncarnate
09/20/18 6:37:33 PM
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After seeing the games first trailer, we and other had wondered if the horses testicles were animated. I asked, and they [Rockstar] told me that the testicles shrink and expand depending on the temperature in the game world. Details, details.

Thats not the only horse-related detail mentioned in Kotakus preview, of course. Theres also poop along with various breeds, and the ability to build a bond with your steed over time and teach it skills like skidding stops and dressage-style side steps. Presumably, none of that bonding involves testicles, but this is a Rockstar game.

https://www.pcgamesn.com/red-dead-redemption-2/red-dead-redemption-2-horse-testicles
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Strider102
09/20/18 6:40:12 PM
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IGN: Amazing Testicles 10/10
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TheDogfather
09/20/18 6:45:16 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR.

Dang...
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TheGoldenEel
09/20/18 6:53:05 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
...is this a real thing that actually happens to horses?

Its literally what balls are for

Anyway I sort of agree with unfair here. Rockstar takes way too long to make their games, and this sort of bullshit detail that doesnt matter other than to give reviewers blurbs like this to fawn over in their reviews is part of the reason
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eston
09/20/18 6:56:14 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
After seeing the games first trailer, we and other had wondered if the horses testicles were animated. I asked, and they [Rockstar] told me that the testicles shrink and expand depending on the temperature in the game world. Details, details.

Thats not the only horse-related detail mentioned in Kotakus preview, of course. Theres also poop along with various breeds, and the ability to build a bond with your steed over time and teach it skills like skidding stops and dressage-style side steps. Presumably, none of that bonding involves testicles, but this is a Rockstar game.

https://www.pcgamesn.com/red-dead-redemption-2/red-dead-redemption-2-horse-testicles

Sounds to me like they made the horses a fully realized aspect of the game instead of throwaway vehicles like the first game.
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ThePrinceFish
09/20/18 6:57:47 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
...is this a real thing that actually happens to horses?

Yfw it's also a real thing that happens to humans
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CanuckCowboy
09/20/18 7:07:40 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
...is this a real thing that actually happens to horses?


Pretty sure it happens to basically anything with testicles.
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Kineth
09/20/18 7:10:15 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Unfair is having a meltdown over horse dick

better than having a meltdown over boob mechanics in soul calibur


Damn right.
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kingdrake2
09/20/18 7:12:52 PM
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Kineth posted...
Parappa09 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Unfair is having a meltdown over horse dick

better than having a meltdown over boob mechanics in soul calibur


Damn right.


All Hail Ivy and her rockin Tits.
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CanuckCowboy
09/20/18 7:13:41 PM
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Also it's about damn time. You know how many times I've been completely pull out of the immersion in Skyrim when I hit a snowy area and I'm just sitting there like "ETF is this shit that horses ball are the exact same size!"
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Kineth
09/20/18 7:13:43 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Kineth posted...
Parappa09 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Unfair is having a meltdown over horse dick

better than having a meltdown over boob mechanics in soul calibur


Damn right.


All Hail Ivy and her rockin Tits.


Don't forget Taki and her awesome boobage.
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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 7:18:37 PM
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I restate my question from the earlier post.

(I'm not attracted to horses.)
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HashtagTartarus
09/20/18 7:22:58 PM
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I would love to see this in action.
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WilliamPorygon
09/20/18 7:24:57 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Do the mares wink?

They'd better lol

I mean it's not my type of game but that'd get me to buy it
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MabusIncarnate
09/20/18 7:26:37 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Also it's about damn time. You know how many times I've been completely pull out of the immersion in Skyrim when I hit a snowy area and I'm just sitting there like "ETF is this shit that horses ball are the exact same size!"

I laughed too hard at this
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spudger
09/20/18 7:42:48 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Also it's about damn time. You know how many times I've been completely pull out of the immersion in Skyrim when I hit a snowy area and I'm just sitting there like "ETF is this shit that horses ball are the exact same size!"

I laughed too hard at this

honestly he would know, he's canadian.
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CanuckCowboy
09/20/18 7:51:18 PM
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spudger posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Also it's about damn time. You know how many times I've been completely pull out of the immersion in Skyrim when I hit a snowy area and I'm just sitting there like "ETF is this shit that horses ball are the exact same size!"

I laughed too hard at this

honestly he would know, he's canadian.


I love both these posts.
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ssj3vegeta_
09/20/18 8:01:55 PM
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