Current Events > You can now send measured dick pics in iOS 12

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Bio1590
09/18/18 9:41:24 PM
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So y'all better stop lying before you get called on your shit
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Muffinz0rz
09/18/18 9:42:45 PM
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Wow it's almost as if my ruler could do that exact same thing decades ago
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Flockaveli
09/18/18 9:46:24 PM
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Im 5 inches hard.
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Two_Dee
09/18/18 10:08:55 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Im 5 inches hard.

Same
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Turbam
09/18/18 10:09:14 PM
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Two_Dee posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Im 5 inches hard.

Same

Sad
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halomonkey1_3_5
09/18/18 10:12:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Wow it's almost as if my ruler could do that exact same thing decades ago

^mad green bubble
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Muffinz0rz
09/19/18 10:13:04 AM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Wow it's almost as if my ruler could do that exact same thing decades ago

^mad green bubble

^b7 flaming
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NeonOctopus
09/19/18 10:13:50 AM
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lifeamovie
09/19/18 10:15:10 AM
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little under 10 inches hard

bring it on
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green butter
09/19/18 10:15:59 AM
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how do i edit the screenshot to make the 4" look more like 9"
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BJ-blazkowics
09/19/18 10:16:45 AM
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How does this work?
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green butter
09/19/18 10:18:33 AM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
How does this work?

Step 1: tap the Measure app icon that is now on your phone

Step 2: pull out your 3" boner

Step 3: hit the plus button & start measuring your tiny baby chode
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BJ-blazkowics
09/19/18 10:19:20 AM
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Found it:

https://www.macworld.co.uk/how-to/iosapps/measure-ios-12-3680009/

You can totally tell the developers were thinking about D picks when they created this lol
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Cornmuffins
09/19/18 10:24:01 AM
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Doesn't work on my iphone 6
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Bio1590
09/19/18 10:32:06 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Doesn't work on my iphone 6

It's not even accurate on the 7+/8+/X/etc series, why on earth would it work with 1 camera lol
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