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Skyrim_Guard 09/15/18 10:28:32 AM #1:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyTGefmN_Ys" data-time=" @Big_Nabendu suggested this idea --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908798996] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyTGefmN_Ys" data-time=" @Big_Nabendu suggested this idea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat 09/15/18 10:32:05 AM #2:	Why are you biased against cats? --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #DontStabMe #KittyPryde #HatersGonnaHate \| #VoteYesOnPikaBan <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:908799126] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Why are you biased against cats? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 09/15/18 10:32:26 AM #3:	@SkyrimMAGE --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:908799134] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>@SkyrimMAGE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/15/18 10:38:56 AM #4:	jpennys_cat posted... Why are you biased against cats? It's the law no cats in the city --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908799358] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>jpennys_cat posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you biased against cats? </quote> It's the law no cats in the city</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 09/15/18 11:19:37 AM #5:	What's your favorite Mead? --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:908801075] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>What's your favorite Mead?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 09/15/18 11:19:57 AM #6:	Skyrim_Guard posted... jpennys_cat posted... Why are you biased against cats? ?? It's the law no cats in the city Khajiit better than lizard For real though. Only argonian I've encountered in the game has been a dark brotherhood member and even though I joined them too, they're/we're murderers, so not very nice people >_>. My khajiit follower on the other hand has helped me not die several times including tanking breath attacks from dwemer guardians that would one-hit me. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:908801088] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skyrim_Guard posted...</cite> <quote><cite>jpennys_cat posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you biased against cats? ??</quote> It's the law no cats in the city</quote> Khajiit better than lizard For real though. Only argonian I've encountered in the game has been a dark brotherhood member and even though I joined them too, they're/we're murderers, so not very nice people >_>. My khajiit follower on the other hand has helped me not die several times including tanking breath attacks from dwemer guardians that would one-hit me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 09/15/18 2:01:39 PM #7:	Wats ur pay rate? Opinion of the legion? Wat do you think of the dragonborn? U like sweet rolls? --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:908808545] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Wats ur pay rate? Opinion of the legion? Wat do you think of the dragonborn? U like sweet rolls?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 09/15/18 2:03:04 PM #8:	Whats your opinion on lollygagging? --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:908808598] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Whats your opinion on lollygagging?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 09/15/18 2:06:47 PM #9:	got a bottle of skooma and a glock chambered with a bullet with your name written on it finna do something about it, nord boy <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:908808735] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>got a bottle of skooma and a glock chambered with a bullet with your name written on it finna do something about it, nord boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 09/15/18 2:07:45 PM #10:	You gonna do something about those Dark Elves polluting our land? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:908808792] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>You gonna do something about those Dark Elves polluting our land?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 09/15/18 2:09:09 PM #11:	If you're Nordic, why do you talk like Arnold Shwarzenegger? --- A hero's role is one that cannot be forsaken, Caring for those with hearts that are breaking. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:908808848] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>If you're Nordic, why do you talk like Arnold Shwarzenegger?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/15/18 4:24:12 PM #12:	Lord_Shadow posted... What's your favorite Mead? Black briar Lady Maven gives all us Riften guards a discount.Big_Nabendu posted... Wats ur pay rate? Opinion of the legion? Wat do you think of the dragonborn? U like sweet rolls? 750 gold per day plus more gold for fines and arrest. The legion are heros I like him he is the Thane of the Rift Yes0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Whats your opinion on lollygagging? Don't do itKaiganeer posted... got a bottle of skooma and a glock chambered with a bullet with your name written on it finna do something about it, nord boy Gets more guards --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908815475] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>What's your favorite Mead?</quote> Black briar Lady Maven gives all us Riften guards a discount.<cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Wats ur pay rate? Opinion of the legion? Wat do you think of the dragonborn? U like sweet rolls?</quote> 750 gold per day plus more gold for fines and arrest. The legion are heros I like him he is the Thane of the Rift Yes<cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Whats your opinion on lollygagging?</quote> Don't do it<cite>Kaiganeer posted...</cite> <quote>got a bottle of skooma and a glock chambered with a bullet with your name written on it finna do something about it, nord boy</quote> Gets more guards</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/15/18 4:27:52 PM #13:	frozenshock posted... You gonna do something about those Dark Elves polluting our land? The only dark elves I know works at the Meadey and one of them sell me Mead for cheapDK9292 posted... If you're Nordic, why do you talk like Arnold Shwarzenegger? I don't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNRmdP0uJwU" data-time=" --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908815658] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>You gonna do something about those Dark Elves polluting our land?</quote> The only dark elves I know works at the Meadey and one of them sell me Mead for cheap<cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>If you're Nordic, why do you talk like Arnold Shwarzenegger?</quote> I don't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNRmdP0uJwU" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 09/15/18 4:33:31 PM #14:	This is the best there is? Those two vids sucked --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:908815963] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>This is the best there is? Those two vids sucked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/16/18 2:18:41 AM #15:	glitteringfairy posted... This is the best there is? Those two vids sucked Oh look at that disturbing the peace that will be a 750 gold fine --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908843217] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>This is the best there is? Those two vids sucked</quote> Oh look at that disturbing the peace that will be a 750 gold fine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 09/16/18 2:47:29 PM #16:	How many dragons have you slayen? --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:908867640] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>How many dragons have you slayen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 09/16/18 7:16:14 PM #17:	Does any of the guards know magic? --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:908884632] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Does any of the guards know magic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/16/18 8:12:53 PM #18:	Lord_Shadow posted... How many dragons have you slayen? 7Big_Nabendu posted... Does any of the guards know magic? Officer belferd knows a shout which is fine if your a girl and can't use a weapon. Officer Willet sure "enchants" my sword if you knows what I mean. Officer Stanford knows some fire hands but has been asked to not use that anymore after that incident in Morthal. --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908888354] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>How many dragons have you slayen?</quote> 7<cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Does any of the guards know magic?</quote> Officer belferd knows a shout which is fine if your a girl and can't use a weapon. Officer Willet sure "enchants" my sword if you knows what I mean. Officer Stanford knows some fire hands but has been asked to not use that anymore after that incident in Morthal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 09/16/18 8:33:51 PM #19:	Ever been to cyrodiil or morrowind? --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:908889681] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Ever been to cyrodiil or morrowind?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/16/18 8:46:10 PM #20:	Big_Nabendu posted... Ever been to cyrodiil or morrowind? I vacationed I'm Bruma Recently and I've technically been to Morrowind I was chasing this perp in the Rift and makes for the Morrowind border gate and I chased him though it shot him in the shoulder with my bow. Captain was not happy with that report. --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908890477] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Ever been to cyrodiil or morrowind?</quote> I vacationed I'm Bruma Recently and I've technically been to Morrowind I was chasing this perp in the Rift and makes for the Morrowind border gate and I chased him though it shot him in the shoulder with my bow. Captain was not happy with that report.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkyrimMAGE 09/17/18 9:21:52 AM #21:	I have been everywhere in nirn i know all things i can end the world with a snap of my fingers --- Careful when staring at the Abyss, It may just stare back <cite>SkyrimMAGE posted [p:908915864] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>I have been everywhere in nirn i know all things i can end the world with a snap of my fingers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/17/18 9:23:18 AM #22:	Skyrim_Guard posted... I'm Bruma Hi Bruma I'm dad --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:908915928] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skyrim_Guard posted...</cite> <quote>I'm Bruma</quote> Hi Bruma I'm dad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 09/17/18 9:26:33 AM #23:	lolligags <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:908916054] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>lolligags</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 09/17/18 9:27:11 AM #24:	Someone stole my sweetrole --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:908916077] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Someone stole my sweetrole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/17/18 9:29:19 AM #25:	Where would an aspiring mage like myself find higher education? --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:908916158] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Where would an aspiring mage like myself find higher education?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/18/18 12:46:46 AM #26:	SkyrimMAGE posted... I have been everywhere in nirn i know all things i can end the world with a snap of my fingers Pff magesRoboLaserGandhi posted... lolligags FinesVeggeta X posted... Someone stole my sweetrole Eats a sweet roll I'll get on that.CyricZ posted... Where would an aspiring mage like myself find higher education? There's a college in winterhold --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:908965964] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkyrimMAGE posted...</cite> <quote>I have been everywhere in nirn i know all things i can end the world with a snap of my fingers</quote> Pff mages<cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>lolligags</quote> Fines<cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Someone stole my sweetrole</quote> Eats a sweet roll I'll get on that.<cite>CyricZ posted...</cite> <quote>Where would an aspiring mage like myself find higher education?</quote> There's a college in winterhold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 09/18/18 1:03:26 AM #27:	If I'm in the college in Winterhold and a dumb dildo dragon attacks and dies like in some bullshit place high up where I can't go, does that ruin my my dragon killing... stuff? Or do dragons just keep kinda spawning randomly and if I lose one corpse of one I can't just make it up later? This is a serious and in context question. I was sorting through the first few pages and was going to search "skyrim" after to find other topics I could ask this in before going to the skyrim answers or board eventually >_>. Not even kidding. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:908966592] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>If I'm in the college in Winterhold and a dumb dildo dragon attacks and dies like in some bullshit place high up where I can't go, does that ruin my my dragon killing... stuff? Or do dragons just keep kinda spawning randomly and if I lose one corpse of one I can't just make it up later? This is a serious and in context question. I was sorting through the first few pages and was going to search "skyrim" after to find other topics I could ask this in before going to the skyrim answers or board eventually >_>. Not even kidding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 09/18/18 1:08:07 AM #28:	Do you know what the fine is for necrophilia is in Skyrim? --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:908966784] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Do you know what the fine is for necrophilia is in Skyrim?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/19/18 12:00:28 PM #29:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... If I'm in the college in Winterhold and a dumb dildo dragon attacks and dies like in some bullshit place high up where I can't go, does that ruin my my dragon killing... stuff? Or do dragons just keep kinda spawning randomly and if I lose one corpse of one I can't just make it up later? This is a serious and in context question. I was sorting through the first few pages and was going to search "skyrim" after to find other topics I could ask this in before going to the skyrim answers or board eventually >_>. Not even kidding. Edit: to clarify, if I lose the loot, oh well. I'm talking about souls. I don't know how dragon spawning and soul numbers work lol. Your fine dragons keep spawningYellowSUV posted... Do you know what the fine is for necrophilia is in Skyrim? 2600 --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:909053318] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote>If I'm in the college in Winterhold and a dumb dildo dragon attacks and dies like in some bullshit place high up where I can't go, does that ruin my my dragon killing... stuff? Or do dragons just keep kinda spawning randomly and if I lose one corpse of one I can't just make it up later? This is a serious and in context question. I was sorting through the first few pages and was going to search "skyrim" after to find other topics I could ask this in before going to the skyrim answers or board eventually >_>. Not even kidding. Edit: to clarify, if I lose the loot, oh well. I'm talking about souls. I don't know how dragon spawning and soul numbers work lol.</quote> Your fine dragons keep spawning<cite>YellowSUV posted...</cite> <quote>Do you know what the fine is for necrophilia is in Skyrim?</quote> 2600</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 09/20/18 3:01:50 PM #30:	I use two handed swords. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:909127805] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>I use two handed swords.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ranting Nord 09/20/18 3:10:33 PM #31:	Where do I sign up? --- I'll think of a sig later. <cite>Ranting Nord posted [p:909128390] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote>Where do I sign up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/20/18 7:25:12 PM #32:	Skyrim_Guard posted... Your fine dragons keep spawning Why does he get fine dragons? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:909143513] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skyrim_Guard posted...</cite> <quote>Your fine dragons keep spawning</quote> Why does he get fine dragons?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 2:45:34 AM #33:	Veggeta X posted... I use two handed swords. The gods gave you two hands and use them both for your weapon I can respect thatRanting Nord posted... Where do I sign up? At any of the local city barracks in any of the holds Kinsman --- Officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard https://youtu.be/wyTGefmN_Ys https://imgtc.com/i/wlByTvx.jpg <cite>Skyrim_Guard posted [p:909164482] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>I use two handed swords.</quote> The gods gave you two hands and use them both for your weapon I can respect that<cite>Ranting Nord posted...</cite> <quote>Where do I sign up?</quote> At any of the local city barracks in any of the holds Kinsman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 09/21/18 7:45:20 AM #34:	Skyrim_Guard posted... The gods gave you two hands and use them both for your weapon I can respect that --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:909170945] in I'm office... [t:77005366]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skyrim_Guard posted...</cite> <quote>The gods gave you two hands and use them both for your weapon I can respect that</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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