Current Events > Benefits of being friends with deupd_u

(+) Yeah! (+)

In no particular order

-I am tall, and can reach things in high places for you
-I have no existing friends or girlfriends, so I'll always be down to hang, and have no drama
-I am very good at video games, and can give our team a competitive edge
-I am very smart, and can help with your homework, or other complex problems
-I am dependable and trustworthy, I can be your rock in turbulent times
-I am laid back with a more cerebral sense of humor, so I won't be obnoxious in public like your other friends

For these reasons and many more, I will be a valuable asset in your life as a friend. Please accept me.
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I accept you.
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Hi there, new friendo!
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